Captain Qwark vs Ratchet



Captain Qwark and Ratchet have fought and allied themselves through many a dark time. They’ve been allies, Rivals, Enemies, but through all of it…Captain Qwark has tried to take Ratchet down. Thing is, Ratchet’s a bit too powerful for Captain Qwark. He has his armors and his many guns. Captain Qwark is tough, but his hand to hand skills aren’t quite as good, and Ratchet’s armor could probably block some of his laser blasts. Plus, Ratchet’s a lot quicker than Captain Qwark. Ratchet wins.

Tournament Smashers Episode 16 Tengu Shredder vs Minnie Mouse

Tengu Shredder had been in his giant castle. Nothing had happened for a while and he wasn’t going to destroy the world yet. First he wanted everyone to learn to fear him! Suddenly one of his TV screens went on. “MASTER!” a voice yelled as one of his minions bit the dust.

“WHO DARES!” Tengu Shredder yelled as the screen zoomed out. The famous Minnie Mouse had destroyed the poor minion with her magic wand. “Face me coward,” Minnie Mouse said as she broke the camera. “GRRRRRR!” Tengu Shredder yelled as he threw his chair.

“Uh oh,” Some of his minions yelled as they were crushed. “Prepare my ship!” Tengu Shredder yelled as he pointed at one of his minions. “Yes, sire…Your ship sails In the Morning!” The minion yelled! Tengu Shredder slashed him to the ground.

The next morning. “The ship is ready at last!” Tengu Shredder yelled as he hopped in. The ship set it’s course for Time Square, where Minnie Mouse was continuing her rampage. Minnie Mouse punched a hole in her hat. “This’ll make me look tough” she thought. Mickey had warned her that an imposter was running around making trouble. It was hurting her image and she didn’t like that!

After looking at her hat again, she threw it off. She would approach this imposter with an air of dignity and politeness. Suddenly the imposter appeared. “Gotta run!” He yelled as he ran away. Minnie Mouse recognized him as he ran away. “IT IS ONE OF THE CLOW CARDS!” Minnie Mouse yelled as the card scampered away.

Suddenly a giant boat appeared in front of her. Tengu Shredder stepped out. “So, we meet at last!” he yelled as he drew his sword. “I don’t want any trouble,” Minnie Mouse said as she took a step back. “Too late!” Tengu Shredder yelled as he slashed. Minnie Jumped out of the way.

“Don’t make me call Mickey!” Minnie yelled as she ran towards Tengu Shredder. “She’s fast!” Tengu Shredder yelled as he dodged her punch. “Eat this!” Minnie yelled as she threw a flying kick at Tengu Shredder. Tengu Shredder hit the ground, but quickly jumped up. He shot a green blast that hit Minnie Mouse.

Minnie hit the ground. “You haven’t beaten me,” she said as she fainted. “Finish her!” Tengu Shredder yelled to his minions. “Right away Master!” They yelled as they ran towards Minnie. Suddenly a blast of blue energy completely obliterated the minions.

“I don’t know who you are, but I’ll be your opponent!” a voice yelled as an object approached Tengu Shredder at incredible speeds. He drew his sword to block, but the opponent was already behind him. “My name is Ashe, now hurry up and die!” Ashe yelled as she stabbed Tengu Shredder.

Shikamaru vs Naruto



So, the question is…how do you make Shikamaru a really unlikable character? Well, watch Naruto Will of Fire and find out! That movie was practically begging me to give Shikamaru a loss and I had to oblige. Naruto has his Rasengan and that’ll lead him all the way to victory! Naruto wins.

Love Machine vs Zilla




Zilla’s hardcore and all…but I don’t think he has this match. Love Machine is pretty fast and also pretty powerful. I think he could speedblitz Zilla for a while. Not to say that Zilla isn’t tough of course, but I just don’t think that he has this round. He’ll be back. Love Machine wins.

Medaka Kurokami vs Superman




It’s just not Superman’s year is it? Well, beating Superman is usually the best way to get the ball rolling because if you can beat Superman, then you’re definitely a tough character! I think Medaka Kurokami could beat Superman with a single punch in an instant. Medaka Kurokami wins.

Space Godzilla vs Shenron




Space Godzilla is back and not even Shenron can sotp him! Shenron was never much of a fighter and can’t be expected to be able to take on Space Godzilla. Space Godzilla has fought with Godzilla! Now that’s pretty impressive. Shenron’s track record isn’t so good. Space Godzilla wins.

Bayonetta vs Bass




Bayonetta is pretty tough n stuff, but nobody can beat Bass. I’ve probably said that over 100 times at this point, but I’ve gotta say it! If I don’t, who will!!!? Bayonetta drops down the ranks with this loss. She’s fast and strong, but in the end she couldn’t win. Bass wins.

Bayonetta vs Nami




Bayonetta makes her debut onto the blog! She’s a pretty powerful character and in the end, I think she has this match. Nami has some good weather manipulation, but it doesn’t overcome the hand to hand disadvantage. Bayonetta seems like a much better fighter and has more physical strength. Bayonetta wins.

Hiruko (Naruto) vs Superman




Superman’s faster than a speeding bullet and also incredibly powerful! Still, Hiruko (Naruto) could take him down easy enough. Hiruko (Naruto) has shown abilities like that of the legendary Z Fighters. Defeating Superman wouldn’t even be a challenge for one such as him. Hiruko (Naruto) wins.