Inkling vs Dynamo




Suggested by Anonymous I’ve definitely got Dynamo winning this round. He’s a pretty versatile fighter as he can engage opponents from short range as well as long. Inkling has her cannon and can move pretty quick in the ink, but her combat experience is still pretty limited. She won’t be doing much in hand to hand combat and her attacks won’t deal much damage to Dynamo. His stats are just in a different league, particularly where his defense is concerned. He won’t be defeated so easily. Dynamo wins.

Redips vs Tracey




Suggested by Anonymous Tracey has always wanted to have a good time as he hangs out with his Pokemon. Being a Pokemon Master doesn’t interest him and that’s good because I don’t think he would have been able to accomplish that goal. Still, Tracey is reasonably skilled in his own right. While I don’t think he would be a match for Redips or anything like that, perhaps he would put up a good fight. The issue here is that Redips has too many large scale attacks so even numbers won’t be enough to help Tracey win. Redips wins.

Sephiroth vs Redips




Suggested by Anonymous Redips is an incredibly powerful Maverick. He was the final boss of Command Mission which speaks a great deal to his power in itself. His speed may not be great but his durability is out of this world. Meanwhile Sephiroth excels in all stats, but his speed is his greatest strength. It all comes down to whether or not you think his slashes would be able to pierce through Redip’s armor. I believe it would be able to and as a result there is no way Sephiroth doesn’t win this match. He is positioned perfectly to do so. Sephiroth wins.

Eevee vs Zero




Suggested by Anonymous Eevee is a fun Pokemon and he certainly has a lot of forms. Espeon and Umbreon are particularly powerful, but they won’t be able to do much of anything against Zero. Zero’s got his Z Saber and a ton of super forms at the ready as well. There isn’t a single stat where he doesn’t completely outclass Eevee. At that point there’s really not much Eevee can hope to do in order to keep this fight close. Zero wins.

Rainbow Dash vs Hammer Bro




Suggested by Destroyer The Hammer Bro is probably the toughest Mario enemy to deal with back in the 2D games. This guy is just really hard to react to given how fast he throws his hammers. To Rainbow Dash it will look like he is throwing them in slow motion though. Rainbow Dash just needs one or two main tackles to take him out of the game. Hammer Bro’s attacks are severely limited so he will have a hard time trying to land a hit. Rainbow Dash wins.

Rainbow Dash vs Pickman




Suggested by Destroyer Pickman is a character who is definitely not very popular. It’s safe to say that even a lot of really big Megaman fans don’t know who this guy is. He flew under the radar quite effectively and isn’t really much of a fighter. Dash will be able to dodge his attacks and weaken the guy with her Sonic Rainbooms. Enough of those moves and Pickman will certainly be down for the count. He’s just not ready for that level of damage. Rainbow Dash wins.

Rainbow Dash vs Jack Sparrow




Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow was cursed at one point so he had virtual immortality. It’s a handy skill to have but with slow regeneration it is almost more of a down side. If you’re up against a superior opponent it means you are doomed to take a lot of hits over and over again as you wait to finally be defeated for real. Jack isn’t fast enough to land a hit with his blade against Rainbow so that means he is in for a very long day here. Rainbow Dash wins.

Rainbow Dash vs Turkey




Suggested by Destroyer A Turkey is a fun animal to hang out with. It’s got some reasonable speed and can bite if necessary but you wouldn’t exactly call him much of a fighter. Certainly not on the level of good ole Rainbow Dash who has seen her share of action over the years. The Turkey ultimately wouldn’t stand a chance here and his best bet would be to try and hide somewhere. Hiding is often futile when fighting someone with super speed though. Dash is just too quick. Rainbow Dash wins.

Rainbow Dash vs Goomba




Suggested by Destroyer A Goomba is a pretty iconic enemy. I doubt that there is anyone around who isn’t familiar with this classic opponent. That being said, this enemy is not particularly skilled. Rainbow Dash will be able to zip around Goomba with relative ease thanks to her super speed and versatile attacks. Goomba doesn’t really have a defense against such moves and would ultimately be overwhelmed. What he needs is a good power up. Rainbow Dash wins.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles Review


It’s time to look at a comedy film from a while back. This one’s definitely pretty well known. I didn’t know anything about the plot itself, but the title is certainly iconic. After all, why would you ever need to use all 3 methods of transportation in one day? Well, things get pretty tough for the lead. The humor is usually pretty funny with only sometimes going over the edge. That’s normal for a comedy film as no matter how hard you try it’s hard for every single joke to be funny. The goal is to at least make sure most of them land successfully.

The movie starts with Neal wrapping up a long meeting. Unfortunately the boss took forever to decide on what design he wanted to now Neal has to dash in order to catch his flight so he can spend Thanksgiving with his family. It’s not in the cards though as all planes have been delayed. He meets up with a guy named Del who says that they should team up. Neal gives that option a hard no for a while but nothing he tries is working and now it’s late. He follows Del to a hotel room the guy picked up and this would be just the start of their partnership through this crisis.

Your enjoyment of the film may depend on how much you like Del because the film could seem unfair depending on your answer to that. Without a doubt Neal is put through the wringer in this film. Del tricks Neal into spending money constantly as Neal is saddled with virtually every bill. Neal clearly makes a lot of money but that’s not the issue here. Nobody wants to have to be with a free loader the whole time and that’s exactly what Del is. He always manages to be quite slick in getting Neal to make payments so it’s hard to just overlook that. He’s costing Neal quite a lot. By the end this is all brushed to the side as we find out that Del’s a nice guy, but it just doesn’t feel even or balanced. Neal came out of this in a worse position than when he started.

Neal was also quite patient with Del before blowing up near the end. He may have gotten a bit extra at that point, but Del had really done nothing to help him prior to this. Neal also had the worst luck in the world up to this point. Even at the beginning of the film he ended up losing the cab and then Del stole the next one. It was certainly a great way to start the film though. The whole taxi chase was pretty great and Neal really put up a good fight there. He’s a consistently good character throughout the film and the only scenes where he faltered was during the car rentals. He was really picking a fight with everyone at that point so naturally he got beat up. Talk smack and get whacked after all.

As for Del, it’s hard to sympathize with him. He may be a nice guy or so he thinks but he ends up being a lot of trouble for everyone. Del has to at least be a little self aware of how much trouble he is causing everyone. There are some things he does where you just know that it can’t have been an accident. He absolutely knows what he is doing at times despite denying it. The fact of the matter is that he gets in Neal’s way throughout the movie. Neal ends up being the bigger man and is still nice to Del, but it would have been nice if Del could have contributed at least a little. By the end of the film it’ll be hard to see why they are even still friends. Del burned Neal one too many times as the movie went on.

Most of the humor in the film revolves around how crude Del is. He doesn’t have a great sense of personal hygiene and so we do get quite a bit of crude humor. Those scenes don’t tend to land quite as well as the smooth dialogue based humor. The more outrageous moments can work well too like Neal showing up for his car except that it is no longer there. Now that’s an emotional moment where you can get behind the character because he was really counting on it being in that spot so it was certainly a let down when it wasn’t there. I’m sure no matter what humor style is your favorite you will have some laughs here because there are enough laughs for everyone. The humor has a lot of variety.

When you think about it the movie’s cast was actually pretty small. Del and Neal are really the only two characters. You’ve got minor characters here and there that try to mess with the leads but that’s about it. The two are able to hold the film quite effectively though. Neal as the protagonist and Del as the antagonist. Good banter goes a long way in films and this one is an example of a successful pairing. They help the film just fly by and you can’t be an effective comedy without strong characters. Between the characters and the film’s strong writing you’ve got a successful formula.

Overall, This is a fun film. A lot of the humor is effective and Neal makes for a fun character. The movie’s plot is engaging and it is definitely an “everyone’s worst nightmare” kind of scenario as you miss the plane and get stranded with all of the hotels being booked. Honestly I would have just stayed at the hotel all night instead of going to a dicey motel. I’d take my chances with the food court and while it is hard to stay awake for so long, you can definitely pull it off for one night when the stakes are this high. If Neal had been a little more patient with this whole thing then maybe he could have spared himself a long voyage. If you haven’t watched this film yet then I’d recommend checking it out.

Overall 6/10