

Suggested by Destroyer The Chunk is one of those characters that makes you smile because of how fun he is. The guy even took on the Flash a few times back in the day. That said, his diamond attacks likely won’t deal much damage, nor will his bullets. That’s why Ebirah wins here. It may take him a while to get to the Chunk but eventually he will and one good hit is all that will be needed. At that point the Chunk will fold. Ebirah wins.
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Ebirah vs Megalodon


Suggested by Destroyer The Megalodon is indeed a large animal but Ebirah is larger still. Throw in the fact that Ebirah has pincers and this will be a wrap for the shark. He doesn’t have a great many attack options with which to overpower Ebirah here. That will be his downfall. Ebirah may not be the strongest Kaiju…but he is still a Kaiju nonetheless and won’t lose to your average monster. Not today! Ebirah wins.
Ebirah vs Jiger


Suggested by Destroyer Ebirah’s not ready for this fighter. Jiger has powerful heat rays which can disintegrate whoever she targets. Additionally, Jiger also has a horn attack as a projectile. Ebirah has no long range options and will really just be a sitting duck here. By the time he is in range to attack the match will already be over. That’s the difference in ability between the two Kaiju here. Ebirah just never stood a chance. Jiger wins.
Ebirah vs Minya


Suggested by Destroyer I’ve never been a huge Minya fan but even I have to admit that he is completely doomed here. Ebirah is just the stronger monster even if he has no long range options. Minya never got a chance to grow up and take names which has held him back throughout his career. The difficult thing for him is that it’s unlikely for Minya to ever return in a starring role. I’m afraid those days are long past now so the chances of him getting a power up to overturn this match are slim. Ebirah wins.
Ebirah vs Shy Guy

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Suggested by Destroyer A Shy Guy may not look too intimidating at first but he is always someone who tends to hang around. Ebirah can’t hope to underestimate him too much or that will be curtains. That said, a single claw strike should still be sufficient. Shy Guy doesn’t really have a way of countering the blow, nor could he hope to dodge it. In the end that means that he will still fall in the end. Ebirah wins.
Piranha Plant vs Eraseman


Suggested by Sonic Eraseman has a quality scythe at the ready and some decent speed. He’s never been one of the most impressive EXE characters, however he is still more than a match for any plant. Piranha Plant really doesn’t have the ability to take someone like Eraseman down for the count. He is far too slow to land any fireballs so that would be game over. Eraseman wins.
Tuxedo Mask vs Jack Sparrow


Suggested by Sonic Jack may have gotten conditional immortality for a while but that will only buy him some time in this match. Tuxedo Mask is both stronger and faster than Jack and it’s difficult to win any match when the opponent has the advantage in both of these categories. Jack has a gun but I don’t see him being able to hit Mask and in terms of hand to hand combat Jack can’t bluff his way through for more than a few minutes. Tuxedo Mask wins.
Rocket Raccoon vs Alien (Battle LA)


Suggested by Sonic The Aliens from Battle LA have some decent blasters but you don’t really expect that to do much more than scare Rocket Raccoon right? Rocket’s in a different league here and absolutely packs a massive punch with every hit that he lands. He is quick enough to dodge the alien attacks and counter with his own weapons. The Aliens do not have anywhere near enough durability to tank a single shot so that’s the match. Rocket Raccoon wins.
Michael Myers vs Dracula


Suggested by Sonic Michael Myers may have more durability on his corner than most horror villains but Dracula isn’t a stranger to regeneration either. He can also turn into a bat although that’s not very helpful in this fight. No, Dracula’s main advantage here is that he’s rather powerful and his super strength is far greater than anything Myers has shown. Michael Myers doesn’t have the benefit of Dracula freezing in place at the worst possible time so he will be vanquished here. Dracula wins.
Ronald McDonald vs Usopp


Suggested by Sonic I gotta keep it 100 with you guys. Ronald McDonald is one of those guys with more confidence than skills. Not to say that he is powerless in a fight but there isn’t a lot he can do against someone who can snipe from anywhere like Usopp. Usopp may not have a lot of physical abilities but the range at which he can snipe you is what puts him on the map. Ronald would have a very hard time coming out on top here. Usopp wins.