Category Archives: Battles

Falco vs Little Mac

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Little Mac’s an exceptional boxer, but he’s not equipped with the experience and fighting techniques that Falco possesses. Falco could actually hold his own in a fist fight and he has his reflector to shift things to his advantage. You should never count Little Mac out of a fight, but it’s still hard to see him coming out on top here. Falco’s Landmaster can also seal the deal. Falco wins.

Predator vs Chunk

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The Chunk has endured many losses over the years, but you have to admire his dedication to the cause. This is actually a pretty even fight since the Predator is also just a guy with a gun when you think about it. Unfortunately, he is a little more athletic than the Chunk, which should give him a big edge in this round. Predator wins.

Takamiya vs Captain Kirk

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Captain Kirk has been looking like the next James Bond with all of these recent losses. At least he is losing to tough opponents though. Takamiya just needs one good punch to take Captain Kirk down once and for all. He also has the massive speed advantage and a blast from the Starship Enterprise may not be able to hurt him. Takamiya wins.

Jack Sparrow vs Tinky Winky

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Jack Sparrow has been losing a lot of matches lately, but it’s time for him to make a comeback. Everyone likes Tinky Winky of course, but popularity won’t be able to affect a battle. Jack’s got his gun and he’s also got his sword so that should be enough to net him a win here. Jack Sparrow wins.

Takamiya vs Superman

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Takamiya makes his debut onto the blog so it’s time for Superman to take another loss. He’s a pretty tough fighter, but he really lacks the power and speed that Takamiya has at his disposal. Takamiya is a true fighter and even Oga had a tough time trying to keep up with him. Superman is known for his battle smarts as well, but they won’t be enough to stop Takamiya. This is only the beginning for him! Takamiya wins.

Punisher vs Blob

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The Blob is pretty tough in his own right and it’s very tough to move him when he doesn’t want to be moved. That being said, The Punisher has attained the symbiote in the past and he was able to easily take down Spiderman. I know that we all don’t agree with the outcome, but it shows that his abilities are not to be trifled with. He’s a lot faster than the Blob and his hit and run strategy should really do the trick here. Punisher wins.

Cia vs Scorpion King

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I’m sure that we all remember the Scorpion King right? He was a pretty impressive fighter who really came out of nowhere in the Mummy films. I was pretty glad to see that we had another villain around, but it’s too bad that the Mummy couldn’t fight him. Either way, The Scorpion King won’t be able to defeat Cia. Her magical abilities could easily crush him and she’s a great close combat fighter as well. Cia wins.

Terminator vs Grasshopper

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The Grasshopper is back and he’s up against another foe who has made a return onto the blog. These guys have both dealt with the sadness of defeat while getting the chance to rise above the ranks with a decisive victory here. The Terminator has the advantage in firepower and it would appear that it is one that really shapes the outcome of this fight. Grasshoppers can’t really do much against this level of ability. Terminator wins.

Captain Kirk vs Voltorb

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Voltorb is a pretty cool Pokemon so it must have been rough for his fans to see him in the 0-3 section. Well, he’s finally moving up today since he’s up against Captain Kirk! Captain Kirk has his experience and hand to hand toughness on his side, but a quick explosion should take him down for the count. A simple Thundershock will also have the same effect and Voltorb actually has the speed advantage despite how he may appear. Voltorb wins.