Category Archives: Battles

Toon Link vs King Dedede

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King Dedede is a pretty tough powerhouse, but he lacks speed and that definitely hurts against someone like Toon Link. Toon Link is a master swordsman and he has a lot of weapons at his disposal to help him win the matches that matter. King Dedede can try to dodge Toon Link’s attacks, but eventually a slice or a Light Arrow would go through and that would be it for the King. Toon Link wins.

Fuji vs Superman

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It’s time for another newcomer to the blog and this guy’s definitely one of the stronger fighters to appear in a while. Fuji can easily level cities and I like to think that he’s a casual planet buster. Superman’s very fast and we’ve all seen his many FTL feats, but he won’t be quick enough to deal with Fuji. Fuji’s raw power and magic experience will help him pull through in this round. Fuji wins.

Black Widow vs Peter Griffin

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Black Widow is back and now she’s up against Peter Griffin! Peter Griffin is pretty iconic at this point and it’s always a blast to see him fall down the ranks. He simply doesn’t have what it takes to beat such an experienced agent and Black Widow would only need a gun to defeat him. She could also win in a hand to hand fight of course, but having a gun makes things a lot quicker. Black Widow wins.

Lana vs One Above All

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The One Above All is a foe to be reckoned with and he definitely has a lot of experience on the blog. Unfortunately for him, experience is simply not enough to win some fights. Lana’s power levels are much higher than the One Above All’s could ever be and she’s also a lot faster than him. The One Above All was simply doomed from the start. Lana wins.

Hiruzen Sarutobi vs Laa Laa

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The Teletubbies are launching one final assault on Hiruzen through Laa Laa, but that still won’t be enough. Hiruzen Sarutobi has a lot of ninjutsu at the ready and his speed used to be pretty decent back in the day. He’s a solid staff fighter so Hiruzen will make sure to keep Laa Laa at a distance at all times. This guarantees that she won’t be able to land any attacks and Hiruzen just needs one good hit to end this. Hiruzen Sarutobi wins.

Little Mac vs DK

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It’s been a while since Little Mac returned to fight on the blog and he’s up against a pretty powerful Mario fighter. DK has been known to rival Bowser in strength and he’s also quicker than the King of the Koopas, which can be tricky for the boxer. Luckily, Little Mac is no slouch in the speed department either and his fierce uppercut will guarantee his success in this round. You can also expect him to be getting many more wins in the near future since he has proven to be the MVP of the latest Super Smash Bros game! Little Mac wins.

Lana vs Captain Kirk

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Now it’s Lana’s turn to join the blog ranks. Her abilities were pretty impressive in Hyrule Warriors and I have no doubt that she could defeat Captain Kirk. Kirk has his own magic spells, but they are not quite as destructive as Lana’s. Kirk has fought over 80 times at this point and it seems like 100 battles may actually be in the cards for him! Lana wins.

Black Widow vs Grasshopper

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The Black Widow has arrived on the scene and that’s bad news for our favorite Grasshopper! Grasshoppers are pretty powerful when they are in large numbers, but there’s no way that a single one could hope to win this battle. The Black Widow is too quick and she’s very experienced in hand to hand combat. It’s a clear mismatch! Black Widow wins.

Volga vs One Above All

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The One Above All is probably the blog’s most well known punching bag and it’s really tough to see him retire from that position. Maybe it’ll happen someday, but he’s really a crucial part of the site at this point. Volga may even take pity on him and end this with a decisive slash. The cosmic being won’t know what hit him! Volga wins.