Category Archives: Battles

Luke Skywalker vs Zero

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This is a tribute to Star Wars VI! Luke Skywalker is still a pretty unimpressive fighter and he definitely wouldn’t last against an opponent as powerful as Zero. Zero’s speed is also vastly superior to Luke Skywalker’s and he won’t even be able to react to Zero. Zero easily crushes Luke and increases his record on the blog! Zero wins.

Captain Kirk vs Master Chief

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Captain Kirk has his phaser set to stun and at the ready, but it won’t be enough to defeat the Chief. Master Chief has a pretty good armor at his disposal and he’s a very good shot so he has the advantage. Captain Kirk is good at hand to hand combat so he may give the Chief some trouble in that area, but overall Master Chief has definitely taken the win for this battle. Master Chief wins.

Ancient Ogre vs Akuma

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Akuma is quite possibly the strongest Street Fighter character out there and while Ancient Ogre is indeed formidable, they aren’t really in the same league. The Ancient Ogre is a being to be feared and his power reaches up to the cosmos….but one good hit from Akuma should take him down. One hit may be stretching things a little bit, but it would certainly be a quick fight and not one that the Ancient Ogre would be able to win. Akuma wins.

Grand Fisher vs Chunk

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The Grand Fisher is much too fast for the Chunk and one good slash will be enough to end this match in an instant. The Chunk has his gun, but Grand Fisher has proved that he’s definitely fast enough to dodge a bullet. The Chunk has lost yet again, but I think it’s safe to say that he’ll be back. Grand Fisher wins.

Juri Han vs Xiaoyu

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Juri Han is a Street Fighter who uses a lot of long range abilities like fireballs to help her claim victory in battle. Xiaoyu is very quick and she was able to dodge Alisa’s attacks for a while in the Tekken Blood Vengeance film, but she won’t be able to dodge forever. In a pure hand to hand battle, I have no doubt that Xiaoyu would pull ahead for the victory. Unfortunately, as it stands, Xiaoyu lacks the long range abilities to defeat Juri. Juri Han wins.

Samus vs Marth

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This is a pretty intriguing match since energy blasts don’t necesarily pose a problem for Marth. He can likely deflect/slash them with his sword while turning this into a close combat fight. Unfortunately for him, Samus is very fast and she may still have the edge in a hand to hand battle. The fact that she can unleash energy blasts at any point during the fight also gives her the edge. Samus wins.

Mario vs Biddybud

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Biddybuds are smart little creatures that know when they are out of their league. This is one of those cases and they will likely aim for a tactical retreat, but it won’t be enough against Mario. Mario has beaten bigger and stronger opponents in the past and he won’t be defeated in this round. Mario’s abilities are legendary! Mario wins.

Dark Vader vs Bowser

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Bowser is a pretty scary looking opponent, but he won’t be able to match up against The Force! If this were just Dark Vader from the films then Bowser may have the edge, but Dark Vader has been in many comics/video games which have increased his powers to great heights. Bowser would not stand a chance against him and a single lightsaber attack should deal a lot of damage. Dark Vader wins.