Return of the Fly Review


It’s time for the sequel to the original Fly movie. For the most part it’s not bad as the film goes on. The pacing is decent and the plot is fairly good, but the film ends up falling into a massive pot hole with an animal violence scene. Beyond that, it can also be annoying to see the heroes lose so badly to one opponent the whole time. It’s certainly a rather unique film and while you feel bad for the main character, you also can’t help but wish Francois could have said “I told you so” at one point.

Phillipe is in shambles over what happened to his father. After all, how can anyone take the fact that their father turned into an insect and died? Francois warns him not to go down the same path, but Phillipe laughs him off and decides to rebuild the experiments room and do the exact same things his father did. He wants to prove that the concept is sound and his father grew careless. He hires Alan as an assistant and they decide to live in the house of his child hood friend’s house and they’ll work in her basement. She doesn’t seem to mind and even though a romance may be lightly hinted, the film never takes that anywhere. I was pretty impressed although, that’s probably because the main heroine and her mother barely appear at all. They’re in the film, but their role is quite small. You wouldn’t be wrong to say that they were filler characters.

So, lets get the elephant out of the room first since it is of massive importance. What destroys the film is a scene with the rat as he grows human hands and feet. Alan ends up crushing him in a very long, drawn out death scene that is shown to be exceptionally painful to the rat. Animal violence is one thing and animal death is another, but a scene this intense and long is something else altogether. The film was in the grave from this point on in the film and it’s not as if anything could possibly save it. Even if the film was decent otherwise, it was doomed at this point.

Still, lets look at the rest of the film. The Alan subplot felt wildly out of place to be honest. He’s actually an international fugitive who earns money by ripping off inventions and giving them to local crooks. The cops have been after him for years, but the guy is too slippery. Fortunately he got a steady job over here just in time to rip Phillipe off. One of the cops did a good job of finding him, but ended up choking his accomplishment away by getting shot so easily. That was definitely not a great moment for him. It’s too bad since the cops never seem to win in these things. Ah well, at least he tried. Things don’t end well for Alan in this film but he still looked a little too good during the middle. He took down the cop, Francois, and Phillipe back to back to back. It was a little too much hype for one guy, but I can see why he evaded capture for so long.

Phillipe isn’t a very likable main character since he intentionally decides to bring the experiments back. He knows that they were the end of his father so why go through it again? It seems to be more about pride than anything else so it’s hard to say that his soul was really in it from the start. As such, it’s a little hard to sympathize with him at times. I suppose he gets his revenge and a pretty happy ending though so he probably won’t regret it much. On that note, the ending was surprisingly happy. I certainly wasn’t expecting that, but it’s a good thing I’d say.

The film didn’t really have a role for the two heroines or Francois. Francois offered words of advice, but Phillipe ignored them all and then Francois spent the rest of the film getting wrecked and blackmailed. It wasn’t a very flattering appearance for him. The design for the fly monster and the mini fly wasn’t bad. It’s certainly interesting even if it doesn’t make for a downright epic design. I suppose we’ll take it since it’s fairly unique although almost the same as the first film.

Return of the Fly’s main issue aside from the animal violence is pretty much that nothing happens for large chunks of the film. It’s very dialogue based which isn’t a bad thing, but it comes across as more uneventful than deep. We didn’t need more action, but more likable characters. All of the dialogue just doesn’t feel like it’s going anywhere and since none of the characters are developed, we don’t need to hear about their childhoods. I also don’t get why Phillipe is so scared of flies when he didn’t actually live through the events of the first film. It would have made more sense if Francois was the one who was scared of them.

Overall, Return of the Fly suffered from one major scene. It’s a bit of a shame for it since it probably could have scored a 5 or a 6 otherwise. It can be a little dull, but the writing was still fine and it didn’t make a bunch of mistakes. It could just be a little annoying to watch Alan trick everyone, but seeing Phillipe connect the dots was fun. That would certainly have helped to an extent. Still, the rat scene was in very bad taste and one of the worst animal death moments I’ve seen in a very long time. That sunk the film all the way to the bottom. One scene can absolutely change a film and this one is living proof of it. I highly advise staying away from this film and never looking back!

Overall 1/10

Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer Boris Karloff Review


Abbott and Costello are back in yet another adventure. The two of them always make for an entertaining experience and this film is no different. While it may not be their best outing it still hits all of the right notes. It’s a timeless classic that most modern comedy films can learn from.

The film doesn’t really try anything new so it is all the same gags that you have come to expect from the series. That can work well for some and others may find it too predictable. For me, I’d say that it still worked well since if was executed well. Even if you know how various jokes are going to play out, it’s still fun to see them unfold. I’ve always liked Abbott and Costello’s joke style. The only joke that probably didn’t pan out was Freddie cross dressing and getting hit on by a random hotel guy. It seems like comedies love to use that trope at least once.

As this film is essentially a parody, most of the suspects are rather crooked. While there is one main villain who murdered the hotel guy, the rest of the suspects had wanted to do it, they were just beat to the punch. As such, this made it difficult to actually question anybody since they were all covering for each other. The detective certainly had a hard case on his hands.

Casey is the voice of reason here and probably the best character in the film. Even when he would be betrayed or woken up in the middle of the night he rarely lost his cool. Towards the end of the film he finally started to lose it but it was hard not too. He had a stroke of bad luck when he slipped and sprained his ankle in the cave. That part was so sudden that I definitely had to wonder how genuine Casey was. Was he actually in on the threat or did he want to finally get some sleep while Freddie wasn’t around?

Freddie was the main character though and he was pretty good. He doesn’t drink and does his best to think about what to do next. Thinking isn’t his strong suit so it’s nice to see the effort. He takes the initiative on putting the bodies on the elevator after all. He also knows what he saw even if everyone else doubts him. The guy may panic a lot and resort to stammering gibberish but we can’t all be super brave. His one iffy moment was when he kept on doubting Casey and putting him on the spot.

To Freddie’s defense, I also suspected Casey for a few minutes there. It seemed awful convenient that he had to head back home immediately after such a small fall right before the villain showed up. It was a pretty good red herring. I also wouldn’t have minded if Casey was actually evil. It would have hurt his character for sure, but it could have been the ultimate twist. It would explain why he is always so cool under pressure. Casey has a natural air of confidence about him as he talks with the cops and the suspects. Nobody ever makes him back down and he laughs at bullets. While he may get too enthusiastic about the murder at times, he always means well.

Even beyond that, it was just hard to guess who the guilty party was. Everyone had secrets and many characters in the film tried to write Freddie out of the picture. There were dangers around every corner so he was never really safe. The most dangerous situation for Freddie was either dangling from a rope in the cave or being stuck in the sauna. Both were tricky. I guess no matter who you chose as the guilty party, you’d be right to an extent since pretty much the whole cast was evil. Still, it wouldn’t count unless you got the person who was apprehended at the end.

The film teaches you a valuable lesson about how it is never wise to hide evidence to save your own skin. For a while there it was hard to even know who to root for. The heroes were just looking out for themselves after all and Freddie was practically asking to be arrested. Of course it may not have gone well if they had showed the bodies to the inspector but it would have been the right call.

As you would expect, the writing is quite solid here. I would expect nothing else from a retro film like this one. The witty banter between the characters is fun and makes Freddie’s character work. If the writing had been bad or halfhearted then he probably would not have been all that funny. You need solid writing for films like this one and I can only imagine what a disaster a modern version could be. There’s no language here and no dirty jokes. Try selling that in Hollywood nowadays, it would get tricky.

Overall, This film holds up really well. The gags are as solid as they ever were. The film moves pretty quickly and you’ll barely even notice the time as it whizzes by. The film doesn’t really make any mistakes either which is certainly hard to do. With the writing being on point as well, this is a film I can totally recommend you check out. It’s not quite as good as Who Done It as that will probably always be their best film, but I’m pretty early on with these team up films so it’s hard to say for sure.

Overall 8/10

Trapper vs Wraith


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Suggested by Eric The Trapper has returned, but he won’t fare much better here. Wraith is like Trapper’s last opponent, but he can also turn invisible. This may not help much against the Trapper’s superior senses since he can just sniff him out each time, but the Wraith is still fast and strong. I think he would simply have the edge here. His overwhelming legacy and stats give him an advantage and the Trapper will have to stick to trapping humans. Wraith wins.

Trapper vs Hillbilly


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Suggested by Eric It’s time for two more zombies to duke it out. Trapper has the fastest normal speed of the hunters and he is also very powerful. That being said, I think Hillbilly has the edge because the game makes it a point to say that his speed is super human. Trapper may be a little stronger physically, but when you’re as strong as these characters are, the small difference between them won’t matter all that much. It could go either way, but Hillbilly should claim victory more often than not. Hillbilly wins.

Hillbilly vs Wraith


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Suggested by Eric It’s time for a double debut as two characters from the Dead by Daylight game appear. Both of these fighters have some mild super speed and strength. What helps Wraith is that he can also turn invisible. He certainly gets a lot of hype in the game. Both characters look almost identical so try not to mix them up. It’ll be a pretty close fight to be honest, which is why every small advantage is quite huge here. Wraith wins.

Demon Lord Gagnar vs Ikarino


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Suggested by Sonic Demon Lord Gagnar is a powerful monster, but he still ends up following Ikarino. This just goes to show how powerful Ikarino is and why he is feared as the ultimate principal. There’s not much Gagnar can do against him since Ikarino has his own copy of the card along with a bunch of other monsters. 1 guy against an army isn’t great odds if you ask me and it just gets worse when you’re fighting your double. He just has no hope left. Ikarino wins.

Elder God Demonbane vs Lord of Nightmares


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Suggested by DarkLK It’s time for a pretty tricky fight since both of these characters are mostly driven by hype. It’s always a little tricky to think about who would win in a fight like that. The Lord of Nightmares certainly seems like a big threat but Demonbane shouldn’t be underestimated either. In this case, I think his large array of firepower will be enough to overwhelm Nightmare’s defenses and carry him to victory. Elder God Demonbane wins.

T Rex vs Bass




Suggested by Blake The T Rex is a dinosaur that is almost unmatched in power. It has grown iconic thanks to its fearsome design and iconic roar. That being said, it is still simply a dinosaur in the end and can’t hope to stop a being who can destroy planets in an instant. Bass could simply wipe out any escape options for the beast or defeat him with a single blow. Bass wins.

Jason Voorhees vs Sailor Moon




Suggested by Destroyer Jason may be able to scare people constantly but he definitely doesn’t have the skills to intimidate Sailor Moon. Her magical abilities have allowed her to defeat many foes despite her physical limitations or being a mere mortal. Jason is stronger than her and probably a better hand to hand fighter as well, but Sailor Moon has magical abilities at her disposal and they won’t be overcome so easily. In the Name of the Moon, Jason shall be punished! Sailor Moon wins.

Sonic vs Destoroyah




Suggested by Anonymous Destoroyah is one of those monsters that doesn’t play around. His physical abilities are crazy and he nearly took down Godzilla. That’s no mean feat. Still, that is not quite enough to take on Sonic. Sonic is probably the fastest hedgehog alive and he has learned quite a few good moves over the years. His attacks would deal some real good damage to Destoroyah over the long haul and Sonic can afford to wait since his speed is so high. Sonic wins.