Thor vs Kraken


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The Kraken is a powerful monster that is said to be just about unstoppable. Well, he ultimately was stopped and by a foe who was much weaker than Thor. Thor’s Mighty Mjolnir will allow him to smash Kraken out of the fight with ease and the god’s speed will allow him to outmaneuver the beast. This just isn’t a favorable matchup for the Kraken. Thor wins.

Gill Man vs Thor


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The Gill Man is typically known as the Creature From The Black Lagoon. Many people probably don’t even remember his true form at this point. Needless to say, it won’t be enough to scare Thor. Thor is a warrior of legend and his physical abilities are unlike anything that the Gill Man has ever seen. A single lightning bolt ought to end this match rather quickly. Thor wins.

Mecha Knuckles vs Lazerman


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Mecha Knuckles hasn’t fought in quite a while so it’s good to see him back on the blog. He’s going to be up against one of the most experienced members of the site so it’s quite the contrast. Lazerman has the overwhelming edge in speed and power so you should definitely not underestimate this guy. Lazerman’s disruption blast will knock the fight out of Mecha Knuckles and then he can speedblitz for the rest of the battle. Lazerman wins.

Omega Shenron vs Flashman


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Flashman is one of the stronger EXE villains from the anime, but he’s still no match for Omega Shenron. Omega Shenron is the final villain of Dragon Ball GT and he can end solar systems in the blink of an eye. This poses a major problem for Flashman since the thunder navi doesn’t have enough speed to dodge such a fate. Unfortunately, this means that his fate is sealed. Omega Shenron wins.

Mewtwo vs Greninja


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Mewtwo is back and now he’s up against the Pokemon who replaced him in Super Smash. Needless to say, this will not be a close fight! Greninja may be swift and powerful, but Mewtwo surpasses him in both areas. Greninja simply doesn’t have a chance against the ultimate Pokemon. Mewtwo even has a Mega form, which increases his abilities even further. In that form, he’s easily the strongest Pokemon in existence! Mewtwo wins.

Mewtwo vs Luigi


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Coincidentally, I just defeated a Luigi with my Mewtwo in For Glory! It’s a tough matchup, but I always knew that Mewtwo had it in him! Luigi’s a tough plumber and all, but he’s seriously outmatched against a foe as strong as Mewtwo. Mewtwo can run rings around Luigi and then end the match in an instant with a single energy blast. Such is the power of a legendary Pokemon! Mewtwo wins.

Witness for the Prosecution Review

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Looks like it’s time for a court room drama! I always liked that genre in a film as it is a lot of fun to see what goes on in the court room! There aren’t a whole lot of films that deal with this when you really think about it. This film came out a long time ago, which certainly raised the bar for it as I began to watch the film. Would it succeed or would I need to go make a sandwich for myself? Only time would tell!

The plot is that Leonard has been accused of murder. There is a lot of evidence against him so this seems like a done deal. He became acquainted with an older lady and then she mysteriously died. Leonard is now the first in line to inherit her vast fortune so this looks very suspicious. He goes to Wilfrid for help since Wilfrid is known as the best in the biz in this kind of work. Unfortunately, Wilfrid’s heart is weakening fast and his health is not what it used to be. He decides to take a gamble and accepts the case…even though it may be his last! Time is ticking and Wilfrid must find some way to prove his client’s innocence. This will likely be his most difficult challenge yet!

Wilfrid is a bit of a dicey character. He has his pros and his cons, but the cons ultimately win out. He’s the kind of guy who likes to insult and belittle people as often as he can. He is constantly rude to his nurse to the point of exaggeration that makes him rather hard to like. He simply goes too far in his threats. As sad as that may be, it also makes him a powerful force in the court room since nobody..not even the judge can intimidate him. Wilfrid sets the tone whenever he is in a room and he makes his presence clear. I didn’t like the character, but you can’t deny that Wilfrid is good at what he does. It’s no wonder why he never loses. Although, the circumstances here were a little deeper than they appeared to be on the surface.

The only area where I do feel bad for Wilfrid is in the health department. Because of his deteriorating health, he has to take constant shots, which would likely put anyone in a foul mood. The needles also look rather painful and this was before we got the pain relievers so you can imagine how sad this is. Luckily, Wilfrid still has some mild positives to keep his mind off of this. Like the chair that is installed into the wall. It’s cool that this concept still exists as I still see commercials of it all the time online. It would be pretty awesome to have around the apartment…even if I don’t have any stairs!

The court scenes are naturally the highlight of the film. The judge was legitamite and not a fake one so everything was played seriously. The opposing side did a good job of trying to prove that Leonard was guilty as well, which made the battle more interesting. The proceedings take up most of the film as they should, which helps the court case really feel intense. Wilfrid’s job would have been a lot easier if he had a better client, but at least he got to speak his peace.

Leonard certainly didn’t make things easy for Wilfrid though. He constantly panicked, yelled, and spoke out of turn. I was almost surprised that the judge didn’t kick him out at one point or just throw on some extra charged. “Contempt of court” or something like that right? Leonard isn’t a likable character naturally so you have to decide if you think he is guilty or innocent. After you make your decision, you are free to enjoy the case!

The writing is naturally very good here. There is a good amount of humor, but none of it is very obvious or annoying. It’s subtle things here and there that will make you smile. When one of the possible villains managed to defeat Wilfrid’s secret eye exam, you knew that things were definitely going to be tricky. Wilfrid’s whole personality can also be funny when he isn’t being too over the top. I still don’t like the lead, but he managed to have his moments.

The cast is very small here. Apart from Wilfrid and the client, we also have the client’s wife, a nurse, and Wilfrid’s partners. That’s just about it and it’s safe to say that Wilfrid’s partners appear to be out of their league right from the start. You could say that it’s all up to Wilfrid and without him Leonard probably wouldn’t have a chance. Trust me…Leonard is not used to talking to a judge in court! The small cast works though since that gives all of them a little more time for development. The partners may not be that useful, but they are still likable. The nurse also gives the whole situation her best and is a good character. The client’s wife appears to be rather devious and Wilfrid certainly doesn’t trust her.

I was fairly close to giving this film the ole 7, but something stopped me. The film went into flashback mode on more than one occasion and one of those times did take a star away. It was the origin of how Leonard met his wife. The flashback simply didn’t do the film any justice. We got a ton of romance scenes that didn’t do wonders for either of the characters and it also made the army joes look rather bad as well. This plot dragged on quite a bit and was the only part of the film where I can say that. It just goes to show that flashbacks aren’t always necessary..they rarely are.

The fate of the old lady is also sad. Luckily, it’s completely off screen, which is always preferable in these situations. Still, she seemed like such a nice person so it’s too bad that she got a bad roll of the dice. She was way too attracted to Leonard, but it’s possible that she just wanted someone to talk too. Either way, that’s why you need to have some hobbies so that you will have things to do when you’re older. After all, what’s the point of having unlimited free time if you don’t have any way to use it right?

As this is essentially a mystery film, get ready for some fakeouts and an ending that you may not see coming. I always like it when a film ends on such a note and the ending here is rather intense. It’s one of those, “Nothing matters anymore so I can do what I want” moments for one of the characters so things take a sudden spin. Where would we be without more endings like this right? That’s why they always say…it’s not over until it’s over!

Overall, This was a solid film. I definitely recommend it if you are interested in the law of like a good mystery. The writing is very good and the characters have strong personalities, which helps to keep you entertained throughout the film. You’ll want to really stay alert as you watch the movie to pick up as many tidbits as possible so that you can decide whether Leonard is innocent or guilty as the trial starts. I always find these films to be much more enjoyable if you try to guess the outcome first. At least, I’d say that this applies to all mysteries. You’ll also want to root for the nurse as she tries to keep Wilfrid away from the form of incoming death that is…the cigar!

Overall 6/10

New Super Mario Bros 2 Stats and Records

It’s stats time!

Play Time 17h 20m
Coins 38151
Lives 462

Stage Stats Coins and Gold Coins

World 1-1 448 3/3
World 1-2 153 3/3
World 1-3 157 3/3
World 1-Castle 152 3/3
World 1-4 161 3/3
World 1-5 175 3/3
World 1-A 614 3/3
World 1-Castle 181 3/3
World 2-1 326 3/3
World 2-2 173 3/3
World 2-3 323 3/3
World 2-Castle 248 3/3
World 2-A 256 3/3
World 2-Ghost House 189 3/3
World 2-4 670 3/3
World 2-5 269 3/3
World 2-Castle 171 3/3
World 3-1 172 3/3
World 3-2 102 3/3
World 3-3 158 3/3
World 3-A 179 3/3
World 3-Castle 222 3/3
World 3-4 238 3/3
World 3-B 347 3/3
World 3-Ghost House 86 3/3
World 3-Cannon 141
World 3-5 201 3/3
World 3-Castle 112 3/3
World 4-1 198 3/3
World 4-Ghost House 231 3/3
World 4-2 139 3/3
World 4-A 152 3/3
World 4-Castle 137 3/3
World 4-3 233 3/3
World 4-4 180 3/3
World 4-5 521 3/3
World 4-Castle 209 3/3
World 5-1 105 3/3
World 5-2 187 2/3
World 5-3 405 3/3
World 5-Castle 205 3/3
World 5-4 376 3/3
World 5-5 270 3/3
World 5-6 232 3/3
World 5-Castle 40 3/3
World 6-1 90 2/3
World 2-Ghost House 194 3/3
World 6-2 71 2/3
World 6-B 169 3/3
World 6-3 213 2/3
World 6-Castle 179 3/3
World 6-4 92 2/3
World 6-5 32 0/3
World 6-Castle 28 0/3
World Mushroom-1 343 2/3
World Mushroom-2 172 3/3
World Mushroom-Ghost House 187 3/3
World Mushroom-3 372 3/3
World Mushroom-Castle 153 3/3
World Flower-1 218 3/3
World Flower-Ghost House 182 3/3
World Flower-2 187 3/3
World Flower-3 281 3/3
World Flower-B 237 3/3
World Flower-Castle 106 3/3
World Star-1 77 1/3
World Star-2 63 2/3
World Star-3 50 0/3
World Star-4 187 2/3
World Star-5 22 0/3
World Star-6 126 3/3
World Star-7 57 1/3
World Star-Castle 71 1/3

Slayers Great Review

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Slayers has returned with its next film! The prequel series has certainly had its ups and downs in the past so I was hoping that this one would be able to survive with the classic Slayers atmosphere. It’s a fun adventure that manages to avoid most of the pitfalls that you may have been worried about. It’s a fun adventure that may be a little light on action, but ends up being a nice addition to the franchise.

Lina and Naga are walking through town as usual when a rampaging Golem nearly trampels over a young lady. They help her so that they can possibly win a free meal, but they don’t realize that they will now be involved in an even deeper threat than they could have realized! Two Kings are fighting for control of the land. Well…I guess, they’re more like dukes as the actual king is the one who tells them how to settle this like gentlemen. They must have a golem fight and the winner claims the land. The father of the girl that Lina saved asks her to help with his golem and Naga gets an offer from the man’s son who works for the other king. It looks like money has broken the bonds of friendship between Lina and Naga. Things get personal once Lina and Naga go inside golems shaped in their forms. Everything rides on this duel!

The film is certainly very short as it barely reaches an hour. That’s not a whole lot of time so the film has to try and keep the pace up. It does help to limit the amount of screen time for some of the filler characters as they could have certainly been a little dull. I highly doubt that you will find any of them likable by the end. The main heroine is constantly complaining about how her life sucks. If you think about it seriously, her current situation is pretty sad, but she doesn’t need to keep on reminding herself of that. Her brother is very self centered and he doesn’t play fair, which makes sure that he isn’t likable. Finally, the Dad can be a little inconsiderate and over confident at times. Considering that he’s supposed to be the greatest Golem maker in the city…he doesn’t really live up to the title.

Luckily, you don’t need filler characters to be likable when you have a good main character right? Lina is as good as always. She still does the right things for the wrong reasons so that she can end up being rich and famous. These things never work out for her in the end, but at least Lina gives it a fair try. She’s also very competitive in nature so once the Golem match starts, she gets ready to win it! She is still one of the best sorceresses out there. From all of the humans in the Slayers verse she’s the most powerful hands down. The film tries to show that Naga is almost as powerful as Lina (Not equal as Lina was winning the battle when we disregard the comedy shenanigans) but I don’t buy that for a second. Lina is more experienced and tactically sound.

Naga’s attacks are good as well, but she just strikes me as a little inexperienced. Her attire of choice still leaves much to be desired, but at least the film has the decency to not focus on it all that much. The golem actually gets more fanservice than her, which is good since rock can never actually be convincing fanservice. That certainly kept the film at a higher level than it would have been otherwise. Naga’s laugh is still iconic at this point and I’m unlikely to forget it anytime soon.

The fight scene between the two Golems was done very well. It’s not taken seriously as it is a comedy battle, but it is a well written comedy battle. It goes on for a long time, but it never actually drags on. You feel bad for the Lina statue because it looks much better than Naga’s, but it’s also a lot weaker. Lina’s statue is short and chibi because that’s how the builder wanted to make it, but it means that Lina has a hard time dealing any damage. Ignoring plot hax, Naga’s statue had the clear advantage. It ultimately bites off more than it can chew when Lina goes outside to tip the scales, but since that was basically against the rules, we can essentially say that Naga actually won this battle.

Lina and Naga had a short fight in their human forms before that. The actual animation was really good for the battle, but I didn’t like how it played out. I never like it when an anime has two characters use two versions of the same attack, which results in such a stalemate. Seriously, it’s like saying that they were simply not enthusiastic enough to think of a real battle. So, the battle wasn’t handled very well, but at least Lina was shown to be the big victor there so I suppose that I can be satisfied with that.

The animation is very good here. The movie certainly has a theatrical feel to it. It feels very similar to the Pokemon movies in that respect. The soundtracks are almost identical at some points and likewise with the animation. It’s just like the first Pokemon film and you can even contrast certain scenes in the Mewtwo vs Mew fight to the Lina vs Naga battle. That’s pretty neat and Pokemon has experience being in the theater so Slayers is taking a good approach. It’s still hard to describe what the “theatrical” effect is, but the colors are simply deeper, the energy attacks darker, and the music more operatic or grand. Beyond that, it’s really in the eye of the beholder. It’s like how Battle of Gods felt anything but theatrical while the Broly film embodied everything that I could have wanted in that style. It’s all in how you handle it I suppose.

Naturally, the only mild negative is that the film still loves to use chest insults. Naga is constantly insulting Lina’s and it can certainly get old. It’s much preferable to actual fanservice, but it’s still not the greatest running gag. The fanservice is almost entirely gone here. There is a statue that’s meant as fanservice, but it’s a statue so I don’t really count it all that much. Naga’s attire certainly counts, but as I mentioned before, there is no real attention drawn to it, which helps to mitigate almost all of the damage.

That probably helps to keep it from a 7. It’s certainly a fun film, but I feel like a 6 is more deserving in this case. It’s a fun experience, but at the same time, it’s simply lacking something. A little more action would probably have been all that it would have needed to reach the next level. Maybe even some kind of epic tune although we certainly did have some good ones. I always like the end themes on these prequels as the song is quite catchy and the finishing montage does give the appearance that you just finished watching some kind of really grand adventure.

Overall, SLayers Great is fun. It may not literally be great, but it’s a good experience that brings us some classic Slayers charm. I dare say that the humor is the most well done that I’ve seen since Slayers Next and it can be good to see the old cast as a change of pace. I still think that Lina’s accent is quite brilliant and it helps you to contrast the old Lina from the current one. If you’re a Slayers fan then it goes without saying that you should watch this one. If you’re looking for a fun fantasy film to watch, then this is a good bet for you as well. You don’t need any prior knowledge of the Slayers universe to enjoy this film so just hop on and get ready for some fun.

Overall 6/10