Android 15 vs Thor


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Thor has mighty Mjolnir at his side, but now he’s fighting a casual planet buster by the name of Android 15. Thor can also shatter worlds with a single attack, but Android 15’s energy blasts will be a very big advantage to his side. Not to mention his overwhelming speed and power. I don’t think that Thor’s healing abilities will be enough to keep up with the damage. Android 15 wins.

Alien vs One Above All


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This is a tribute to the Alien movie. Xenomorphs are definitely deadly and not even the One Above All would be able to defeat one. The Alien would be far too quick and one good slash would be able to take the One Above All down in an instant. The One Above All just doesn’t have a chance in this round. Alien wins.

Agent Orange vs Absorbing Man


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Agent Orange is a very menacing figure and his mask is proof of that. It’s a good thing that Batman put an end to his plans before things got too dicey. The Absorbing Man has fought with the likes of the Avengers in the past and I think that he could quickly defeat Agent Orange. Absorbing Man wins.

Alien Review

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Disclaimer, this is a review of the edited version so that it does not receive an R rating. These thoughts are specifically from that version and the score will likely differ from uncut and cut versions.

Alien is a very popular film and it’s known as possibly being the greatest horror film of all time. This film gives Jaws a run for its money in popularity and there have been many rides and spin off media from the film. This is definitely what got aliens so popular, but does the film live up to this day?

The film starts with a crew of 7 in a spaceship. They are on their way back to earth, but they are awakened from their cryogenic sleep a little early. The ship informs them that a distress signal is being sent out from another ship. They go to investigate, but an alien latches itself onto one of the crew. Is the alien hostile!? It doesn’t look so tough, but big things tend to come in small packages. The alien is pretty nimble and there are many places to hide. Can the crew possibly stop him!?

The main cast of characters is pretty underwhelming for the most part. I can’t really say that there were any characters that stood out. Lambert is terrified of the alien creature and never gets past her fears. Her end is a pretty uncool way to go down and I doubt that she has many fans. Ash is the smart guy of the group and he doesn’t always obey orders. He definitely acts a little shady the whole time. Can they trust this guy!? Dallas is the captain of the crew, but he gets a really small role. I’m not sure what his point in the film really was in the end. Parker was the only member of the crew who seemed like he could fight with the alien, but his crew turned out to be a liability and they held him back. Ripley is the main character of the film, but it’s a little hard to guess that. While she does get most of the scenes at the end, she doesn’t get that much screen time for the first half. She ditched her cat at one point which takes points away from her.

The Cat was pretty cool and I’m glad that he didn’t end up dying. Alien must be one of the only horror films that avoided the obligatory animal death which earns the film some points. The Xenomorph is definitely deadly, but I preferred his portrayal in Aliens vs Predator. He’s still a pretty dangerous creature and was definitely the best character of the film.

Overall, Alien is a film that all horror fans will want to check out. There is a lot of tension throughout the film and it also goes into a lot of detail. The opening minutes are all for showing off the ship and the schematics. The ship is also advanced and has an A.I. named “Mother” Unfortunately it never seems to have enough data to make a decision. Alien lives up well as an alien classic, but I think we could have used some more alien action.

Overall 4/10

Oolong vs Bly


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Oolong is back and he’s ready for another loss. Bly is pretty quick and one sword slash would end this match. Oolong is not that tough compared to Bly and it seems like he’s doomed to keep on losing and losing. Bly is now extremely close to reaching the 100 wins mark. He may make it there within a few days/weeks. Bly wins.

Destoroyah vs Shy Guy


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Shy Guy may be pretty scary, but he won’t be scaring the Destoroyah! Destoroyah has the massive size advantage and he just needs one good punch to take Shy Guy down. Destoroyah has taken another win in this round. Shy Guy may have lost this round, but you can’t keep a good guy down! Destoroyah wins.

Rainbow Dash vs Bly


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Rainbow Dash is extremely fast, but she won’t be able to dodge Bly forever. Bly is just far too skilled and he just needs one shot to end the match. Rainbow Dash may have lost the battle, but she hasn’t lost the war. With her incredible speed, I’m sure that she will be getting some wins at some point. Bly wins.

Slade vs Batman


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Slade is pretty good at hand to hand combat and some would argue that he could even defeat Batman! In the past, he has defeated Batman, but that was before Batman got his GL Power Ring. With it at his side, not even Slade’s fire abilities would be enough to win this round. Batman takes another win with this round. Batman wins.
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One Above All vs Rainbow Dash


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The One Above All is a cosmic being of immense power, but he won’t be able to stop Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash is incredibly fast and she would win with the massive speed advantage. The One Above All wouldn’t be able to comprehend such levels of speed and he would definitely take the loss. Rainbow Dash wins.