The Second Time Around Review


The Second Time Around is one of those films where you’ve got a pretty decent setup for a wild west film but it doesn’t take itself all that seriously and gets lost in the sauce. You can do a pretty good parody if you want or make this a full comedy but in the end this one didn’t do either of that. The romance actually ends up bringing it down. It’s still reasonably entertaining at times but has enough flaws to prevent me from calling it a good movie.

The movie starts with a lady named Lu heading to the wild west to get a job so that she can provide for her kids. As a single mother it ain’t easy ever since her husband died while on duty. Still, she is ready to do something about this but the job falls through and she only manages to get by thanks to the grace of an old lady named Aggie. Aggie decides to help Lu out which is great but helping out with odd jobs isn’t going to be enough to pay the bills. Perhaps if Lu were to become Sheriff then she could change things but the town is a corrupt one with a lot of powerful players. Can Lu really hold her own when she is new to the area?

Really where the film breaks down is the romance as I mentioned so lets jump right to that. Dan and Pat both fall in love with Lu as soon as she appears. Dan is the bad boy of the town who operates an illegal gambling/beer joint while paying off the corrupt sheriff to keep it operational. Naturally that means Lu does not have a whole lot of respect for the guy. That being said, he has a quick wit which makes it easy to fool her.

Then you have Pay the nice guy. He plays things by the book and wants to win her over the right way. Of course you know that means he’s probably doomed here since things always get tough for the nice guy. It’s part of the film that will have you shaking your head. Now by no means am I saying Lu should have gone with him. Being a nice guy doesn’t mean you’re owed anything in the slightest and if he’s not her type then that’s it. It’s not about who lost but about who won. See part of what hurts here is how far Dan goes.

He tricks Lu into going out with him into the mountains because he knows that she needs money for her kids. So he claims there is gold up there and even plants some so she could get a bit and then ideally fall for him since he helped her out so much. He even takes the chance to steal a few kisses from her during the movie which is always an extremely bad look. Seriously you can’t come back from that so Lu somehow liking him in the end anyway is pretty crazy. This is the kind of film that is throwing in a romance that doesn’t need to be there.

I’m cool with them becoming friends in the end. He helped save her life at the end after all so maybe they call it square but actually getting together with him? Nahhhh that’s definitely no good. It also means that the film has a pretty weak cast since Dan is supposed to be one of the likable characters. You just can’t really end up liking him after all of that. It’s just way too late for him to even begin to mount a comeback.

I don’t mind Pat all that much. He’s a likable guy but a little too timid and slow to act. So he does lose some points for that. Then we have the main villain as the Sheriff. I knew the guy was corrupt from the start but I didn’t really suspect just how corrupt he was. Definitely one of the more petty villains but at least he gave the film a little danger along with the rest of the bandits. Unfortunately this shows why Lu would not make for a good sheriff.

See at the end of the day you need a sheriff who can really fight. Someone who is an excellent shot with a gun or something like that. If Lu could shoot down everyone in her way then of course it makes sense for her to lead. But she goes down so effortlessly against the villains without even putting up a fight. I’d say that is what really hurts her in the end. If the film could have at least had her defeat a few fighters first then that would have absolutely helped a whole lot.

Aggie was a nice character although she didn’t do a whole lot here. The fact that she gave Lu a place to be where she could earn money was nice of her though. So all in all you can see why this film didn’t rank as highly as it could. It ended up being rather jumbled with no really strong aspects to the film. It wasn’t particularly going for a comedic angle so there weren’t a ton of jokes to keep it afloat. The fight scenes on average weren’t all that good for one of these films and of course the romance was really not good.

If they toned down how naïve Lu was and made her a little more skilled that would have done the film a world of good. I do think there is a decent film somewhere in here but it’s buried really deep. It’s not even an awful film or anything like that but I wouldn’t call it a good one. Ultimately you will want to give this one a skip. Lu didn’t even get to keep the gold she got since she threw it away in rage. I have to say that I would have kept the gold. Planted there for me to find or not, it’s mine now and gold was worth a whole lot back then. You really want to keep it.

Overall, You can even tell from the title of the film how this is going to be about a rebound. I already don’t care much for rebound romances so making that the very center of the movie is already starting things off on the wrong foot. If you’re going to do a classic story of two guys fighting over the girl then don’t add the dead husband in the first place. Just make it an initial romance and that’s already a much more wholesome plot. It’s still not going to save the fact that Dan’s such a bad character but it’s the attempt that counts.

Overall 4/10

Alien Queen vs King Bob Omb



Suggested by Destroyer King Bob Omb is a fierce fighter but I think what will hurt him here is a lack of speed. Ultimately he will have a difficult time getting past Alien Queen’s long tail. Alien Queen’s size actually works as an advantage this time around since her reach is so much greater than the Bob Omb’s. How do you land hits on an opponent who is always out of striking distance? Well…you don’t. Alien Queen wins.

Miss Martian vs Ruby Rose



Suggested by Destroyer Miss Martian is fast and strong but that describes Ruby too. Now that Ruby has mastered her abilities of teleporting and phasing through objects Miss Martian has lost most of her edge in a fight between them. The martian still has greater strength overall but as I’ve said many times, speed will always triumph in the end. Miss Martian just won’t be able to hang with her and will ultimately be defeated. Ruby Rose wins.

Worm vs Wii Fit Trainer



Suggested by Destroyer The Worm was never the most impressive villain but you may still think he has a chance here right? Well the reason I’d say he loses is thanks to the Wii Fit Trainer’s energy projection from her final smash in the Super Smash video game. It’s got enough range to keep Worm at bay and he doesn’t have a great deal of durability so I think the attack would take him out. He’s not fast enough to dodge or do anything about it really. Wii Fit Trainer wins.

The BioLizard vs Chargeman



Suggested by Destroyer Chargeman won’t fare much better than Diveman here. He suffers from the same issue of just not having enough firepower here. The BioLizard will quickly destroy him with the nonstop lasers. Chargeman’s whole thing is that he can charge ahead rather quickly but I still have doubts on just how effective that would be. Can he really charge through The BioLizard’s defenses? I have huge doubts about that so I’m going to say no. He would need a considerable upgrade to make it close. The BioLizard wins.

The BioLizard vs Diveman



Suggested by Destroyer Diveman is a pretty fun netnavi but he didn’t get to do a whole lot in the Megaman Battle Network series. His biggest weakness in a way is the fact that he didn’t actually get to appear in the manga. Trust me that deals a big blow since that is where the characters really got super powerful. Right now I don’t see how he could block all of The BioLizard’s attacks in time. The lasers would really take him down in very short order. The BioLizard wins.

Yuri Jahad vs Toji Fushiguro



Suggested by Sonic All right it’s time for a fight between characters who are each in the upper echelon of their verse. Yuri’s easily top 20 in Tower of God while I would argue Toji to this day would easily be top 5 in Jujutsu Kaisen. Toji’s main advantage here is his absolutely crazy speed. It was so great that even Gojo was unable to keep up with him. Meanwhile Yuri excels in her incredible strength and she can take all kinds of hits. Ultimately I’d give the slight edge to Toji here. While it would take him a while to bring her down, I would say his speed feats are superior to hers so he will be landing more blows. Eventually her durability would give out. Toji Fushiguro wins.

Erdrick vs Endorsi



Suggested by Sonic Erdrick has access to virtually every kind of elemental spell. In addition to that he does have great physical abilities as well so this isn’t an easy fight. That said, as a princess of Jahad, Endorsi already has physical abilities greater than the average fighter and her special swords make it difficult to get close to her. Throw in her teleportation item and I think Erdrick will be taking more hits than he can endure. Endorsi wins.

Moonface vs Chiaotzu



Suggested by Sonic Chiaotzu may not have gotten nearly as powerful as the other Z Fighters but he’s still a foe to be reckoned with. Moonface doesn’t have the speed or the power to keep up with him. Additionally Moonface’s durability isn’t on the same level so a good energy blast would put him down. This is a gap that most fighters can’t handle when it comes to going up against DBZ characters. Chiaotzu wins.

Gomamon vs Gaomon



Suggested by Sonic Gomamon is a reasonably powerful Digimon. He has a full evolution line after all and is one of the originals but I would say he never got the forms that could match Gaomon’s. Gaomon was more of a fighter right from the start and he never lost that as he kept getting stronger. His Mega form would easily run rings around Gomamon’s and would be delivering devastating blow after blow. Gaomon’s level of power is at a higher tier and he wins in all the areas that matter. Gaomon wins.