Junko Enoshima vs William Afton



Suggested by Wat It’s time for a battle of psychopaths. Junko can talk anyone into suicide while William murders everyone in his way for fun. So can Junko actually get through to someone whose mind has long since broken? I’d say no, William’s definitely going to be determined to take Junko out the whole time and physically she’s not much of a fighter. She may be able to avoid him for a little while but he doesn’t get tired and will eventually catch her. Then it’s game over. William Afton wins.

Abhorash vs Venat



Suggested by iKnowledge Abhorash is a powerful fighter with all kinds of dark arts at his disposal but they will not be enough to deal with Venat. Her holy spells will be too fast to block and they will deal a whole lot of damage due to his dark nature. If he had greater speed than he might have been able to dodge but as it stands he will be taking the full brunt of her attacks and that will be too much for him. He won’t be able to stay in the fight long enough to take her down. Venat wins.

Pokemon Go Update


Feels like it’s pretty recent since my last Pokemon Go update but this summer has been solid for accomplishing! Got my next Platinum medal for beating 2000 Team Rocket members! Now I’m up to 39 Platinum Medals, still 27 to go so it’ll still take forever to get them all to Platinum but each one always feels like a good accomplishment. Not sure which one will be next, maybe Mega Evolving 1500-2500 Pokemon.

Platinum 39
Gold 12
Silver 11
Bronze 3
No Medal 1

Edgin Darvis vs Nemo



This is a tribute to the Dungeons and Dragons film. Edgin Darvis is a solid main character. He may not be the strongest guy but he knows his limitations and how to use cunning to get the best of his opponents. You can never count the guy out and I think he would have fun taking Nemo down. Nemo just wouldn’t have many skills in the tank needed to take someone like this down. Edgin Darvis wins.

Kyrii vs Luke Benson



This is a tribute to the Blame! movie. Ultimately Kyrii may be a man of few words but the villains definitely never forget this guy. His energy gun can take down tons of opponents all at once with minimal effort. Luke has a normal gun but not only will the bullets not do much of anything to Kyrii, but Luke isn’t fast enough to dodge any of the counter attacks. As a result he will definitely go down here. Kyrii wins.

Noah Diaz vs Howard Aguello



This is a tribute to the latest Transformers movie. Noah Diaz ultimately stepped up and did his best to fight off the enemies. He may not have been the best character but I’ll give him points for effort. With his suit he should be able to easily dispatch Howard in any kind of fight. The guy just wouldn’t have the skills needed to really keep up with Noah for very long. Noah Diaz wins.

Josef K vs Ka-Kui



This is a tribute to Police Story 2. As always Ka-Kui looked really good here. He didn’t let any of the enemies get to him and just kept on fighting against all odds. He may make his share of mistakes but he doesn’t give up the way that Josef K does. Josef doesn’t have the fortitude or the skill needed to take down an opponent like this. Ka-Kui wins.

The Cincinnati Kid vs Ethan Hunt



This is a tribute to the latest Mission Impossible film. As always Ethan Hunt looked really good here. He was always saving lives and trying to get to the bottom of the mystery no matter how many obstacles were in his way. The Cincinnati Kid is good at reading 2-3 moves ahead into the future but that’s not going to be enough to take down a top tier agent like Ethan Hunt. His skills are just a little too much at this point and one gunshot would end this. Ethan Hunt wins.

Shazam vs Beard Hunter



This is a tribute to the second Shazam film. Ultimately eh looked pretty good in this one even if he had a lot of trouble against the villains in combat. He wouldn’t have trouble against the Beard Hunter though. That guy’s got a cool costume and a whole lot of skills at his disposal but ultimately that won’t be enough against a fighter as powerful as Shazam. A single punch would put this guy down.

The Cincinnati Kid Review


It’s always tragic when you have a film that is executing the story at a really high level but then it gets bogged down by scenes that don’t actually enhance the plot. The actual gambling scenes are excellent and I love the tension/build up to the final battle. Unfortunately along the way the film stumbles into some really unfortunate animal violence and the main character is as weak willed as they come. This makes for a very dicey part of the film that drags the rest down with it.

The movie starts off by introducing us to the Kid who is an excellent poker player. In fact he’s so good that he has to go out of town to find new opponents now because everyone in the city owes him a ton of money. He’s just a natural at this kind of thing and now the world’s greatest player Lancey is in town. Their battle is sure to shake the entire planet but can The Kid win? If he does then he will become “The Man” and everyone will respect him forever. However, if he loses then all is lost because he’s staked everything on this. What he doesn’t know is that the shady Mr. Slade also wants the Kid to win even if it means pulling a few strings.

The only thing worse than losing a match is realizing that you only won because someone was cheating. That’s the dilemma that The Kid runs into here with all this match fixing going around. Slade works well as the main villain with how he’s always threatening everyone and pulling his weight around. You really don’t want to go up against that guy in the ring. That said, it would be nice if everyone could just resist like The Kid did. He wasn’t going to play ball at any time and that’s the right move.

Unfortunately Shooter is a lot weaker willed. It was a shame that he couldn’t resist the blackmail at all. Yeah it involves his wife Melba and her past but lets face it she doesn’t care who knows about that. In fact she seems proud to flaunt how available she is at every point as she keeps on rubbing Shooter’s nose in it. The guy has no self respect as she uses and abuses him the whole time. That’s why I didn’t like Shooter. Even if he hadn’t started cheating at the end, he really needs to know when it’s time to cut your losses. He’s sacrificed everything for her and it’s clear that it would never be enough.

Of course Melba is a very bad character as well. She clearly doesn’t mind cheating at all and seems to enjoy bringing everyone down to her level. She is a bad influence to all of the characters. If you’re her friend then she will find a way to take you down as well. That’s just who she is at this point. Now is where I have to take some shots at The Kid as well though. Sure his skills are good and I like the confidence but as a character he has to take a big thumbs down here.

For starters he actually does let Melba seduce him on more than one occasion. He completely betrays his girlfriend in these moments and it’s why the ending of the film is not deserved in the slightest. The Kid has no degree of self control or self respect whatsoever and it’s just a shame to see that. His girlfriend Christian deserved a whole lot better than what she got and she should stay away from him after that. Her parents didn’t seem to like him much at all and their gut instincts were right here.

Then there is also the scene where he has his rooster fight someone else’s. Animal fights have long since been banned fortunately and maybe even at the time they were. The Kid knew his way around the underworld so that might be what this is but the whole fight should not have been in the movie at all. It’s a really bad moment and it gets rather violent too. Especially since there was no CGI back then I worry about the animals used for this shot. I like to think they’re okay but either way the film itself doesn’t get a pass for that scene. Just bad stuff all around.

So I would say the only good character in the film would have to be Lancey. Christian takes some fault as well for being a bit too naïve and also for doubting her own instincts of leaving. Lancey at least was doing his best to win the whole time and wasn’t about to get distracted. No, he’s in it to win and you can see how he became the champion. At the end of the day he never lost concentration and also didn’t give up even when he was losing in the fight. Poker is about luck to a good extent but there is also a lot of skill involved. You have to be able to defeat your opponent mentally as well as with your deck. That’s the only way that you’re going to be able to pull this off.

I liked how the film showed the characters practicing their math too since that is really how you can try to make Poker into a game of science. Memorize the cards that have been played and then you have to make a snap judgment on if you take the bet or not. Nothing’s a sure bet but it makes sense that knowing the cards that have been dealt will help you with the odds. Then if you play enough with the law of averages you should come out better than someone who is just playing wild. So there was a lot of thought put into this.

It’s the most detailed Poker game that I’ve seen in any movie thus far and it’s handled perfectly. I love the atmosphere and intensity of the games and if the film had purely stuck to that then it would have been great. The pacing and writing were also on point so you were really invested in what was happening. The Kid just needed to stay strong but either way I was rooting for Lancey since the hero made way too many mistakes like with the roosters and then with Melba.

Overall, The Cincinnati Kid is a very entertaining movie. It never lets up from start to finish and so there are a lot of moments that will have you at the edge of your seat. I just couldn’t recommend it though because the low moments hit really hard like the rooster battle. Even all the cheating and horrible romance doesn’t hurt the film quite as much as that sequence did. It’s just hard to fall that hard but of course all of the scenes really add up. I loved part of the ending, it was all great except for the very last scene which also ends things on a bit of a whimper. I’m really tempted to bump this one more star up the middle but ultimately I couldn’t do it. For a tense film, check out Demon Slayer the movie instead.

Overall 4/10