The Tingler Review


It’s time to look at an old film known as the Tingler. It’s a movie that will cause you to re-think everything you thought you knew about the notion of fear. At least, that’s what the film thinks. We even get an intro at the beginning where the writer is basically begging you to try and act scared during the film since the whole climax revolves around this. It’s a little rough since these films are hardly scary and you’d have to have a group of friends around to be bold enough to yell in the first place. All in all, it wasn’t the best film out there, but as far as horror titles go it could have been a whole lot worse.

So the movie starts off with Chapin figuring out that inside of every human is a giant worm known as the Tingler. It explains the back pains we get when we’re older. When people get super scared the worm gets huge and starts crushing us from the inside however as soon as you yell the noise vaporizes the creature. As such it is hard to capture the thing alive since this is the weakest monster in a very long time. Chapin tries to scare himself but he simply isn’t brave enough and ends up yelling. The effect also doesn’t work too well on his wife since she ends up passing out. No, he needs someone who can’t yell out. That’s where Martha comes in. She is mute and cannot let her fear out. She conveniently dies of fear and so Chapin gets a hold of the Tingler. Will this really make him rich and famous or has he done all of this for nothing?

Chapin is one of those eccentric main characters who wants to prevail in his scientific endeavors no matter the cost. Whatever it takes is what he will do, even if it means putting someone at gunpoint. He is rocky enough where the film is able to successfully pull off some misdirects with him. There are two times in the film where you think he is going to do one thing and he does the other. Both were unexpected and particularly the latter twist as it happens at the very end of the film. Even if these twists gave Chapin a little humanity I can’t say that he was a great character. Let’s step away from the moral ambiguities of even trying to capture a Tingler. Once he actually does have one he doesn’t even want to do anything with it. He decides that there are forces of nature beyond man. All I can say to that is it’s a little late for second thoughts at this stage in the game. At that point everyone suffered for nothing. Chapin is also rather naive.

In a subplot, his wife has been cheating on him for a while now and is trying to steal money from his employee’s fiancée. Chapin confronts her about this and then gets the gun ready. Later on she claims to have had a total change of heart and serves him a drink. He flips the cups thinking that he has outsmarted her but the plan was a little more intricate than that. What he should have done was not drink at all. How could he take such a big risk? The wife is naturally not a good character either. She’s basically just around to try and make everyone’s lives a lot tougher than they needed to be. The film never tries to make her sympathetic and that’s certainly for the best.

Then we have Oliver who seems a little unbalanced. He likes to drink a lot and just seems very off during the scene where he visits his brother’s body in the beginning. He wonders what it would feel like to be in the chair and stuff like that. Even Chapin has to cut him off a few times. Oliver never ends up becoming a decent character and if anything the lead was probably a little too polite to him by the end. At least Chapin is fearless I’ll give him that. Martha could be annoying at times since she would act very suspicious right from the start. She is clearly very connected to her money and didn’t want to let it out of her sight even for an instant. That being said, she is a little too rattled by basic things like a little cut. I suppose it can be unnerving, but all of this together just made her a little too eccentric.

As for the actual Tingler, it’s hard to the creature seriously. Essentially it’s just a big worm with pincirs. Once it has you in its grip then it’s all over. I can appreciate the threat that this would pose to most humans in this film, but he could have had a cooler design. At the end of the day it just didn’t seem that strong. The main characters seem to think that it cannot be destroyed, but they hardly even tried doing anything to prove that theory. As a result it is hard to really buy into that hypothesis. Where’s the proof?

The ending was certainly interesting with how we got a twist like in a modern horror film. Considering who was getting twisted you’ll be hard pressed to try and defend the guy. As they say, karma arrives awfully quick in most horror titles. Play the villain at your own risk there. I guess the film did a reasonable job of making most of the twists realistic throughout but it’s all still tragic for the victim. According to the villain the victim had tried similar deadly things on him off screen, but it’s hard to know if he was being legit or even if it matters.

Overall, The Tingler is a film that likes its plot twists. They actually did work rather well so I’ll give the film some props there. Still, the movie felt rather unfocused. I still can’t believe that Chapin would give up on his dream so quickly after being completely obsessed over the Tingler for many years. That is just too rushed. Most of the characters seem to be rather crazy as well so there’s no one to root for. Even Chapin’s employee is basically just going along with all of this for his paycheck even though he has a feeling that things just aren’t right at the moment. He may as well be an accomplice. He was also going to bring some animals to test the fear element on which is inhumane at best. No, the only character to root for here is the Tingler as it works to destroy all of humanity.

Overall 4/10

Jiren vs Buu



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The final round has finally arrived! How fitting is it that the big boss of Super should rise to fight the big bad of DBZ? It cements the fact that this verse is one to be taken very seriously. They also had quite a few reps in this tourney as well. Buu’s regeneration is great, but it has been shown to not be absolute. Jiren’s attacks would still take their toll and eventually Buu would be put down for good. He is outranked in every physical category by an incredible amount. I just don’t think he can do much to counter that. Jiren wins.

Zaraki vs Jiren



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Zaraki is back, but even his fighting spirit won’t be enough to overcome Jiren. Jiren is effectively unbeatable. His power is completely unwavering and his energy attacks are almost infinitely strong. Zaraki would get obliterated the instant that the fight starts. That’s how big the power gap is here. Zaraki had a good run though and he did make it pretty far. Maybe he would be able to cut through and land a hit on Jiren, but I wouldn’t count on it. Jiren wins.

Zaraki vs Kazuki




Kazuki is back, but now he has met his match. Even in his life draining super form I don’t think he would be able to stop Zaraki. Zaraki will be cutting him faster than Kazuki can hope to regenerate. Kazuki has a good amount of strength on his own so I’m sure he would be able to put up a good fight but I don’t see him winning this. Zaraki’s a beast in combat and Kazuki will quickly be reminded of that here. Zaraki wins.

Accelerator vs Kazuki



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Accelerator is back and he’s up against a pretty tricky candidate. We never really got to see Kazuki’s super form in action for very long since the series ended basically just as he obtained the ability. With more screen time I think it would be a blow out win in his favor, but as it stands then it gets close. I think he has the speed and power needed to get around Accelerator’s vectors. Stopping his punishing attacks would be incredibly tricky and his regeneration also ends up helping him quite a lot as well. Kazuki wins.

Buu vs Lightning




It’s time for the first semi’s match. Both of these fighters made it pretty far but only one can reach the championship. Lightning’s got a plethora of great attack options up her sleeve, but they won’t do much against Buu. He can regenerate from just about anything and his attack power is basically off the charts as well. You just can’t do much to slow this guy down at all. I’m afraid Lightning is pretty much out of her depth here as even she can’t survive a whole galaxy being blown up. Buu wins.

Cell vs Buu




These two characters are certainly iconic DBZ villains. Their overwhelming power was stunning and the heroes really had a tough time against them. Of course this match is a no brainer if you’re just looking at the main material, but these two have gotten many power ups over the years in spinoffs and video games. Still, Cell hasn’t quite gotten a form that lets him surpass Buu yet. Buu has done a good job of keeping pace with just about everyone. Even now there aren’t too many villains who are actually stronger than him. Buu wins.

Marcus vs Buu




Marcus may be coming off a big win, but I’m afraid that it’s all over here. He doesn’t really have any way of hoping to stop Buu. Buu is way stronger than Marcus and he is also considerably faster. He has absorbed Gohan in the past which gave him a form that can barely even be comprehended. He could end the solar system many times over with a single attack. If that isn’t true power then I don’t know what is. Things aren’t looking good for Marcus. Buu wins.

Lightning vs Kimimaro




Bones probably don’t conduct electricity all that much so that should help Lightning. I can’t say that I know much about bones though. Kimimaro is very fast in his awakened form and he might surpass Lightning there. What will help her fight back is Lightning’s array of spells and elemental attacks. Kimimaro can’t carelessly rush her or he’ll get hit and staying from afar will be dangerous as well. Odin might be a little less useful here than usual since he’ll have a tough time landing attacks but every bit helps. I think Kimimaro just doesn’t have enough attack options here and Lightning certainly has more combat experience. Lightning wins.

Marcus vs Hao




Marcus is the Digidestined of legend. He’s so much stronger than the rest of the humans in the series that you would think he is from DBZ. His Agumon also got some incredible forms like Shine Greymon Burst Mode. (Or was it Rise Greymon? One of those two) Meanwhile Hao is the Shaman King and so naturally he has a ton of abilities. He didn’t get to show them off too much but made up for it with the moments that he did get. In particular his final fight with the rest of the main characters was pretty impressive. It’s a tough pick, but I think Marcus has this. His durability will go a long way here and Greymon Burst Mode is quite fast. It’ll be tough for Hao to stay on top. Marcus wins.