Lazerman vs Shriek




Suggested by Destroyer It’s been a while since Shriek got to have a match in the blog, but perhaps that was a good thing. I say that because Shriek has absolutely no chance against Lazerman. Let’s just look at the numbers here. Lazerman is faster and stronger than Shriek. He hits hard enough to deal massive damage to Shademan and has enough durability to withstand a hit from the Program Advance. His speed is also on a whole different level. All Shriek can do is shrink back into retirement to try and forget about this match. Lazerman wins.

Lazerman vs Count Vertigo




Suggested by Destroyer Count Vertigo is surprisingly powerful and can definitely take a hit. At the same time, I don’t think he would have an easy time trying to get his own shots in. Vertigo isn’t slow, but Lazerman is still faster. I’d also give Lazerman the edge in a long range battle. As you can probably guess from the name, he is quite proficient with his various energy beams. Lazerman wins.

Hercule vs Silver




Suggested by Destroyer Hercule is a brave guy who is one of the best human martial artists on his Earth. Still, I don’t think that will be enough for him to even hope to take on someone like Silver. Silver has given Sonic a run for his money even they fought and he could use his psychic abilities to stop Hercule in his tracks. There’s just no way around that without super powers. Silver wins.

Lazerman vs Lucas




Suggested by Destroyer Lucas has a lot of Pk abilities up his sleeve but i just don’t think they will be enough to tip the scales in this fight. Lazerman still has him beat physically and while his long range options are risky against Lucas’ energy absorption it does open the door for some mixups. Lucas just won’t be quick enough to really get the edge on Lazerman and that’s why I think he will end up being down for the count. Lazerman wins.

Moonface vs Light



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Suggested by Destroyer Light is a tactical genius, but trying to take down an opponent as skilled in combat as Moonface is will still be difficult. Light may be able to anticipate his moves but at the end of the day the genius is still just a human. His intellect may even be a weakness as he will realize right away that he stands absolutely no chance of victory. It’s over for him. Moonface wins.

Godzilla Junior vs Three Giant Snakes




Suggested by Destroyer Godzilla Junior has never been thought to be all that powerful but it’s because he is stuck in a universe where all of the monsters are crazy powerful. Stick him in a universe that is a little less intimidating and then you’ll see things begin to change. The Three Giant Snakes are huge but that all they’ve got going for them. Junior would have no trouble at all blasting them to smithereens. Godzilla Junior wins.

Caillou vs Charlie Brown


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Suggested by Sonic Caillou finally makes his debut on the blog! He’s a pretty tough kid, but at the end of the day he is only 3-4 years old. There’s not much that he can do against an 8 year old like Charlie. Charlie doesn’t like violence, but he can certainly defend himself when necessary. He handles kids like Caillou with ease and this is one time where everything will finally go Charlie’s way. Charlie Brown wins.

Atlas vs Yang



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Suggested by Destroyer Atlas is a strong robot with an impressive amount of speed. However, this simply won’t be enough for him to contend with Yang’s combat speed. Yang can propel herself through the air with her gauntlets to simulate fight and is the vastly superior hand to hand fighter here. If the fight turns into a close quarters affair then the match will be over and Yang will inevitably close the gap. Yang wins.

Tarantula vs Lazerman




Suggested by Destroyer Tarantula is a decent fighter but he is certainly no Lazerman. Lazerman would have a very easy time bringing him down to size. Tarantula is fast but Lazerman is faster. Tarantula is strong, but Lazerman is stronger. I just don’t see how he can claim victory. Lazerman wins.

Fortnite Update


I’ve now made it to Tier 100 in the Season 5 Battlepass! The reward for that was the epic skin shown above along with his trusty cape which can be added to any other skin. It was definitely a hype season and I can see why the game is so popular. The game came out of nowhere and already has over 200 hours of play time. It’s still got another 3 months of hype to go before Sm5sh comes in so expect that number to continue to grow.