Jaden vs Mirai




Mirai is a pretty powerful character who is quite cunning. She really knows how to get her opponent to lower their guard and then moves in for the win. Fortunately for Jaden he has an incredible number of monsters and spells at the ready to protect himself with. There isn’t really a whole lot that Mirai can do to stop him here. Even in her most powerful form she would have a hard time lasting more than 5 minutes against Jaden’s Elemental Heroes. Sheer numbers sometimes are enough to overcome pure force. Jaden wins.

The Magnificent Seven Review


It’s time to take a look at a classic western from a while back. The Magnificent Seven is known as one of the all time great westerns and I can see why. It may even rank up there as my favorite one in the genre as at the moment it beats all of the others that I can think of. The fights are very good and I liked seeing the team get former Avengers style. This is a movie that has held up quite well.

The film starts with a village getting harassed and robbed by a group of bandits. They show up every year to steal all of the crops, livestock, and possessions that the village has. The village is fed up with this but they don’t know what they can do against such foes. 3 farmers head off into town to find some good guns to buy and see two impressive gunmen. The farmers ask one of them for help and the guy agrees to do so. Furthermore he will look for 6 more so the 7 of them can team up against the bandits. They will wait at the village until the villains arrive. The odds aren’t great at 40-7 but each of these 7 is worth a full squad.

One of the best aspects of this film is how it takes time during each aspect of the plot so you really get to know all of the characters. Each member gets a full introduction scene where you immediately get a feel for what kind of person the character is. The first two to be introduced are the two most important characters, Chris and Vin. They manage to survive an onslaught of villagers so that someone who died can be buried. The village hadn’t let him be buried earlier because the town was quite racist back in these days so the heroes showed them what was up. Another gunman is introduced as the quickest shot in the west who just wants to better himself. Another one is hard on money, one’s a fugitive, etc. Each of these shooters is given quite a lot of hype in their debut appearance.

Then you’ve got Chico who isn’t a pro like the others, but he really wants to be acknowledged as one of the more powerful fighters. He gets humiliated by Chris early on but doesn’t let that get to him. As the film goes on he shows more and more why he can be relied upon as well. By the end of the film I’d say he probably isn’t even the weakest member. He’s probably be around 5th place out of the 7. Not amazing or anything, but considering how young he is that’s pretty good.

The writing in the film is definitely on point. We get a lot of snappy dialogue and all of the characters are written well to be realistic and professional at all times. They’re just fun/charismatic characters to have around. The pacing of the film is great as I mentioned as well. I also enjoyed the gun fights. They last for a while but there is always something happening so I wouldn’t say that they dragged on at any point. If I have one complaint, it’s that the 7 should have done a little better based on how good they all were individually. It felt like they were mowing the villains down but by the end they were still heavily outnumbered.

The film also did stretch your disbelief a bit towards the end. The main villain captures all of the heroes and instead of shooting them all he spares them all…and gives them back their guns. Naturally the heroes return and slaughter all of the villains so it makes you wonder…why would the villain do this? It made no sense. The villain tries to justify this by saying that if he murdered them it’d be more work but I can’t buy that. He was prepared to murder them just a few minutes earlier. It was not a smart play and it felt like the writers had written themselves into a hole and took this as their quick out. If you ask me it’s not a situation you should put the heroes in. The villain deciding to spare everyone is usually pretty cheesy as it is. Giving them back their weapons is a whole other level of this.

The ending is definitely pretty emotional though as the body count gets quite high. It’s a pretty ambitious ending as you can’t always have everyone make it out in one piece. This is the realistic outcome of a big war type event. You can tell that this kind of film really doesn’t need a sequel. It got a few anyway but this film works quite well as a stand alone. It’s long and so there is a lot of content here. Everyone has a satisfying character arc to go through as well.

Chris was my favorite character. He’s just a solid leader in general. He’s all business and a great shot. While the film hints that he may not be the best shot out of the 7, he’s certainly one of the best. His partner Vin was also very likable. He was the first person to aid Chris in his quest and was also pretty fearless. While Chico had a rough start with getting drunk and all, he did prove himself by the end of the film. With him to protect the village you figure they would be safe from now on….in theory.

Harry’s the worst member of the 7. Not only are his skills not all that impressive but he’s only here for the money and doesn’t seem to care about anything else. I wouldn’t trust him at all. Bernardo probably gets one of the smaller roles in the film but he was a likable guy. He was sure to protect the kids to the end and seemed to quietly be quite a good shot as well. Britt was the most impressive marksman to me thanks to his quick draw skills. The guy could hit someone from a very long distance and was also good with a knife. Finally you have Lee who was more in line with Harry. Based on his intro I was expecting a whole lot out of Lee and he really didn’t live up to any of his potential. Even by the end I wasn’t really sold on his character. So I really liked 5/7 of the gunmen with the other 2 being fairly weak in comparison.

As always though the villagers were the most annoying characters. It seems like in every wild west film it’s a given that they will betray the leads at some point. They want to give up halfway which is the worst time to give up. Don’t they realize that this will just make the enemies go at them even harder? They try to say that the villains won’t hurt them if they give up quietly but we know this isn’t the case. They’ve already been harming the village from the start and it would only get worse. These guys lack any real intelligence at times like this. The only good ones were the village elder and the main 3 guys. The girl at the end of the film was also good. The rest of the men would just hide when the villains showed up and cracked pretty quickly so I can’t say that they ranked.

Overall, The Magnificent Seven was quite impressive. The horses managed to live through the fights which is usually my worry with the genre and in general the film avoided making any key mistakes. It wasn’t gritty and the characters were actually quite solid. This is definitely the gold standard for westerns and if you haven’t watched this film yet then you should definitely change that. It’s going to be very difficult for the sequels to quite match up to this one.

Overall 8/10

Gravity Beetle vs Phoebe




Suggested by Anonymous Phoebe has a good array of Pokemon at her disposal. While her sheer numbers may not be quite as great as other leaders, they certainly still do lead the round to her favor either way. Gravity Beetle’s attacks are meant to keep his opponents pinned but he can’t trap all of them at once. Phoebe’s Pokemon are also pretty powerful in their own right so together they are more than a match for anything Gravity Beetle throws their way. They simply won’t falter here and Gravity Beetle isn’t equipped to take them all down. Phoebe wins.

War Machine vs Genos




After seeing Death Battle take on this fight I knew I needed to get in here and give you all the facts. War Machine has always been a jobber in Marvel as he loses a ton of fights and never gets a whole lot of recognition. His armor isn’t half bad so he can fight, but he’s not on the same planet of skills as Genos. Genos surpasses him with ease in both speed and power. His destructive blows are crazy and he could decimate War Machine with a single punch. That level of power is typically unheard of so it’s pretty impressive. Genos wins.

Maleficent vs Aurora



This is a tribute to the second Maleficent film. While she did lower her guard a little too often Maleficent still looked pretty solid on the whole. Her magical abilities were definitely on a higher tier than the rest of the members of her group. Aurora took a lot of losses in the meantime as she lacked a strong will and always made the wrong decisions. In a fight I don’t see her lasting very long at all against Aurora. I believe she would quickly be defeated in a straight fight and has no real way to defend herself. Maleficent wins.

Sonic vs Bubsy




Suggested by Sonic These are two video game characters that I have a lot of respect for. Bubsy has a lot of confidence and attitude like the classic days of Sonic. Sonic hasn’t lost his edge though so that’s what makes these two pretty solid rivals. Overall Sonic is definitely the deadlier fighter though and I don’t think there are many people who would debate that. Sonic has a ton of fighting experience and his Super Sonic form would basically turn Bubsy into butter. Bubsy just wouldn’t be able to defend against such raw power nor do I think he would try. Bubsy knows his limits and would call it a day here. Sonic wins.

Sonic vs Kay (Cat)




Suggested by Sonic Kay has martial arts training and some good sword skills. He even has mild elemental abilities like his fire ball. Those aren’t enough to impress Sonic, but at least they put Kay into the conversation. What he does from there is really all on him. Sonic’s main course to victory here will be to rely on his speed as usual and just completely overwhelm Kay. So long as Sonic continues to go full blast there really shouldn’t be a problem here. Kay will really struggle to keep up for very long. Sonic wins.

Sonic vs Frogger




Suggested by Sonic Frogger is a pretty fun character sometimes. His portrayals aren’t always the most consistent. The guy isn’t exactly a powerhouse though. Sonic could defeat him with ease and wouldn’t even need any of his many super forms in order to do it. These guys just aren’t in the same league and Sonic will make that painfully apparent in this match. Frogger simply isn’t ready to take on one of the mascots of video game legend and he will need many more power ups and forms in order to change that. Sonic wins.

Sonic vs Klonoa




Suggested by Sonic Klonoa is a character who has mainly been forgotten to the sands of time, but he is a pretty solid fighter in his own right. He may not have the speed that Sonic has, but his ring gadgets prevent enemies from getting close. Sonic has too many alternatives for Klonoa to be able to stop him, but ideally Klonoa will keep this fight from being too one sided. There’s just only room for one video game champ around here. Sonic wins.

Sonic vs Spyro




Suggested by Sonic Sonic is one of the greatest video game characters of all time and his fighting abilities are completely out of this world. Spyro has obtained elemental abilities in the past, but they won’t even slow Sonic down. Sonic has taken on many enemies ranging from planetary overlords to an old genius. He knows how to handle his opponents in combat and Spyro will just be the latest in a long line of conquests. Sonic wins.