Just Listen To The Song Review


Time for another Shonen Jump oneshot but this one is surprisingly short. It’s barely longer than your average weekly chapter so there isn’t time for much. It’s got an interesting enough premise here that could have been for a longer story so it’s a shame that it ends so quickly. Ultimately it feels like more of a writing prompt than a full adventure and so I don’t think you will really remember this one much in the future. It does show how tough classmates can be.

The series interestingly decides not to name any of the characters. I assume this had to be an intentional choice so I’m curious on why. Is that supposed to be something to ponder during the chapter? Well, either way the story starts with the main guy deciding to confess to a girl that he has liked since middle school. She’s clearly not interested in him so he has one last ditch effort. He uploads a video to Youtube proclaiming his love and asks her to watch it. Unfortunately she sends it to the entire school body and this guy is now a laughing stock. What’s worse is that the video states that God is not real, takes shots at gun laws in America, and there are ghosts in it. This kid’s video is now a global phenomenon and everybody is watching is. What can he possibly do?

Surprisingly there is no big twist at the end, no crazy ending or any of that. I suppose you can call it more of a sad ending or a happy one depending on how you interpret it. Personally I’d consider it a sad ending. I don’t think the girl is going to suddenly fall in love with him or anything like that. She just doesn’t like the guy and things like that don’t really change overnight. Even if she does suddenly decide to get with him, would it be because he’s famous around the world now? There will always be some doubt but I’m going to take the ending at face value here. He looks dejected as she says that the videos are everywhere so I think he’s doomed. She’s just listening to it again to really rub this in his face.

Compared to most embarrassing videos though, I wouldn’t say his rates that high. If anything he should be feeling a little happy about all of the attention. Sure, in the moment it’s kind of sad that everyone got to see you be rejected but once that moment passes then it feels like everything should be goo right? He can turn monetization on and rake up a bunch of cash. Even if he can’t recreate the magic of the videos, he can cash in through other means and quickly stockpile some cash. That’s the best way out of this for him and also the best method of turning this into a positive experience.

It was rude of the heroine to upload this for everyone to see which is also why the guy needs to move on. Perhaps she thought it was harmless fun but it was a big blow to his trust. I was glad that the school was not overplayed with the reactions though. Sure, they definitely poke fun at him and there’s a lot of teasing but it doesn’t go too far. Perhaps that is just due to the length of the oneshot but I thought the reactions were on the normal side. They made sense and were fairly realistic here.

In general this is a fairly laidback oneshot. It’s all a bit sad for the main character while not being too dramatic. The video has a lot of weird things happen to it which is strange but played out as if this was not a big deal. It’s almost like a Twilight Zone episode. You never actually expect that the story will get into how his video could be defying reality by saying something different in each language. You just sort of roll with it and how that affects his life.

The art is fairly good here. The character designs are all clear and you could always tell what is going on. Of course with no action scenes that is not as difficult but it’s always worth mentioning when the art is good. I think the writer should take my advice and make this into a full ongoing. I think there’s a whole lot you could do with this premise that there just isn’t time for in a short story like this.

Overall, It’s always fun reading oneshots like this because it’s cool to see all of the unique premises out there. I’ve read a lot of short stories when I was a kid, but far less manga titles. I’ll always be more partial to long running titles as my favorite since you can then get attached to the characters and setting but a solid oneshot will always hold up well. I think this one was a little too short for its own good and so there’s nothing to latch onto but it’s not bad. It’s just a title that you won’t really think about afterwards, there isn’t much to ponder here compared to the last one.

Overall 5/10

Bakura vs Zero



Suggested by Destroyer Bakura has a lot of cards at his disposal but ultimately I don’t think that sheer numbers will be enough to stop this maverick hunter. Ultimately Zero still has the advantage in just about every category and stat. Mix in the fact that he’s an expert swordfighter and he won’t be losing on technique either. It may take a little while for him to claim victory but ultimately it will happen. Zero wins.

Chunk vs Lifter


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Suggested by Destroyer The Lifter is strong enough where even Captain America couldn’t get him to budge. I don’t see the Chunk being able to win here. Yes, he does have some decent moves on his side as well as his gun but ultimately teleportation is more of a supporting ability. The Chunk isn’t particularly fast either and so he can’t really put this ability to its best possible use. Ultimately he will go down here. Chunk wins.

Midgard Serpent vs Batwing



Suggested by Destroyer The Midgard Serpent is a very powerful creature whose size is really out of this world. Batwing has some good tech and could potentially deal some serious damage if you gave him a few years but there’s nothing he can do in the short run. This is an example of a time where having the speed advantage just isn’t enough. If you can’t really hurt your opponent then how can you expect to win a fight? Ultimately he will get tired and then it’s game over. Midgard Serpent wins.

Gutsman vs Slade



Suggested by Destroyer Gutsman is an EXE character but surprisingly he’s not all that tough. The guy is slow as nails and even though he has some decent chips later on, that’s not going to be enough. Ultimately Slade still crushes him with his fire abilities and hand to hand combat. Gutsman has no real answer for that and ultimately he will be going down. You need at least some speed to back up your strength and Slade will exploit this weakness real quick. Slade wins.

Wolverine vs Eggman



Suggested by Destroyer Eggman has a lot of great robots, armors, inventions, and the works but none of them will be quite enough to stop Wolverine here. Wolverine has had many power ups over the years and is a savage fighter. All he has to do is get up close and land a single hit. With his Phoenix Force form that won’t be difficult to do at all. Eggman’s just going to end up being completely doomed here. Wolverine wins.

Swamp Thing vs Moondragon



Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty close battle. Both of these fighters have some really great feats up their sleeve. Swamp Thing is much more of a tank type fighter as he can endure blow upon blow with ease. On the other hand Moondragon can certainly fire off a lot of attacks and has a great amount of firepower. Could she destroy all of the vegetation before Swamp Thing could fight back? It’s a close one either way but I’m leaning on her in this fight because she’s faster and can manuever in the air better. Moondragon wins.

Kite vs Crow



Suggested by Sonic Kite has the ability to take out most data type fighters with ease. They definitely don’t stand much of a chance against him but Crow is a different story. He can quickly just get right into the thick of it and land some powerful blows. Kite has no answer for the various bird type monsters that Crow can summon and also isn’t quick enough to close the distance between himself and Crow. Crow wins.

Phantom (Zero) vs Turles



Suggested by Sonic Turles has incredible power and seems to grow stronger with every appearance. He has come a long way from being unable to deal with super saiyan level opponents. Phantom is quite fast so I don’t want to underestimate him, but he’s not going to be doing much of anything against Turles. Ultimately he is heavily outmatched in all physical areas which is what will cost him dearly here. Turles could end the solar system in an instant. Turles wins.

Dawn vs Amy



Suggested by Sonic Amy has a degree of super speed and is skilled with her hammer so I don’t want to say that this will be a stomp or anything like that. That said, Dawn still has the edge here thanks to having a wide variety of Pokemon to back her up at every turn. Amy will quickly be overwhelmed at this point and even her speed would be matches during the battle. Dawn wins.