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The War Wagon Review


Usually I’m not a big fan of westerns. You do have some that end up being quite good but I find that the average one just doesn’t work too well. A lot of times the characters aren’t super likable and they usually end up hunting some animals in the desert. Well, this one ended up being pretty solid. The War Wagon really manages to grab all of the good Western aspects while dropping the bad ones. It’s just a very solid all around film that could have even jumped up to great status if you cut out one subplot that was holding it back.

The movie starts with Taw getting out of jail early and heading to his home town. He’s still upset because a rich crook named Frank ended up framing Taw and then stealing his land along with all of the gold. The guy is now extremely rich while Taw effectively has nothing left. Frank has an entire army now and basically rules the whole town. Taw isn’t going to let him get away with this, no chance. That said, he will need to get some men to help him out. The issue with just attacking Frank is that Frank has something called the War Wagon. Effectively it’s a tank that stores the gold and it is always guarded by about 50 men. Taw will need to recruit a few other fighters to help him out.

It goes the Magnificent Seven route in that respect as he has to get a bunch of people to help out. By far the biggest character is Lomax though. Lomax was an assassin sent to destroy Taw by Frank but fortunately Taw made a better deal. It’s good because while both characters do get a lot of hype here, I personally thought it was pretty clear from the start that Lomax is the most skilled gunfighter in the film. It’s why he has earned such a good living from taking out targets and everyone gives him a lot of respect. Lomax is also the best character in the film, any scene with him is bound to be a lot of fun. It just wouldn’t be the same without him.

The banter with Lomax and Taw is solid and easily one of the strengths of the film. Additionally the gunfights are pretty solid here as well. There aren’t a whole lot of them but when they arrive they are worth the wait. One solid scene is when two underlings of Frank decide to bag the two heroes themselves. It didn’t exactly go well for them. In a gunfight on its surface you may figure that anyone can get a good win since all you need is one clean shot but that’s why the quickdraw is so important. The main characters can draw with lightning speed.

With two solid main characters supported by good writing and action you can already tell that the film was going to be good. Lets talk about the characters which are more of a mixed bag here. Frank is a solid main villain. He may not be much of a fighter but I thought he was actually pretty smart. The idea of a War Wagon is actually really good and he was careful with his money. He wasn’t taking any risks and was also quick to hire an assassin on his side. If Lomax wasn’t on the take, he probably would have won the film during the bar scene. That was definitely a fun fight I should say and a highlight of the movie. The film even has fun parodying the whole “battle music starts” kind of intro. You hear piano music start to play when the brawl begins but then the camera pans out and we see that someone was playing the piano who quickly gets booted off.

One of the worst characters in the film had to be a guy named Billy. For starters he is a chronic drunk who constantly puts the entire team in danger. Even after being warned several times he still goes to get drunk immediately. The guy keeps on pulling off this nonsense and so by the end there’s no way to find him even remotely likable. When the stakes are this high with the goal being riches beyond imagination, you’d think that you would be able to hold out for a few more days or as long as it takes right?

Then you have Wes who actually is the worst character. His subplot is the one that absolutely didn’t need to be in the film. Effectively he bought Kate to be his wife who basically had to agree due to the money. Not only is this plot completely out of place but it adds nothing to the story. It’s also unfortunate that the main characters are even working with him. Some characters like the drunk you can understand. They aren’t heroic but at least they’re still here for the cash and aren’t acting overtly evil. Wes was really a waste of time here and the sooner he left the better. Pretty much any scene with him is brutal.

Levi was good though. He came in clutch on multiple occasions such as striking the deal with a nearby tribe to help Taw and also helping him out at the bar. Levi even helped reduce tensions with Lomax when the guy wanted more money. Now this is a character who really pulled his weight and without him the team would have been in serious trouble. That’s why the characters are more hit and miss. I’d have definitely been cool with the whole group not really being formed and this being more of a quick buddy cop adventure with Lomax and Taw trying to pull off a big heist. Their banter would certainly go a long way.

Overall, The War Wagon is a solid film that really flies by. I would say one of its strengths here is that it’s just a fun adventure with a lot of replay value. Even the smaller scenes like the heroes debating at the bar can be pretty fun or Lomax having to stall for time as he gets Billy knocked out. It’s certainly not a perfect western but I would say it passes the bar of being pretty good rather easily. If you like the genre then I’m sure you’ll like this movie. It’s got all the fundamentals that you could hope for and then some.

Overall 7/10

Hector vs Baraka




Suggested by iKnowledge This is a pretty close battle. Both combatants are stronger than the average human after all. The reason why I would give Hector the edge is due to his incredible defense. He should be able to block Baraka’s attacks and his axe would deal incredible damage when he lands his shots in. Baraka also has the potential to deal a lot of damage but he won’t have as many opportunities to do so. Ultimately he will be overwhelmed by the difference in ability here but this will by no means be a one sided affair. Hector wins.

Leona vs Bossk




Suggested by iKnowledge Bossk has superhuman abilities so that does mean that you really can’t count him out here. That being said, it’s still a little hard to picture him going up against Leona. She has the Orochi powers within her which allow her attacks to take on even more powerful energy properties. Bossk would really be at his wit’s end trying to counter her blows and don’t believe that he will succeed. Leona wins.

Flynn Scifo vs Wyald




Suggested by iKnowledge Flynn Scifo is one of the Tales of main characters so you already know that he’s got a whole lot of tricks up his sleeve. From energy blasts to pure power blows Flynn should be able to overwhelm Wyald. Wyald is very powerful in his own right as well but I just don’t think he will have enough speed to turn the tides in this battle. Flynn will just prove to be a little too skilled here and is more resourceful with his attacks. Flynn Scifo wins.

Tigershark vs Worf




Suggested by iKnowledge Worf is a pretty powerful fighter. His strength and speed levels are above that of what a normal human can achieve. That being said, it’s still not going to be quite enough to stop someone like Tigershark. Tigershark has Adamantium now and he can bite through anyone. Worf isn’t quite fast enough to dodge these devastating attacks and he would ultimately end up getting overwhelmed. Tigershark wins.

Deedlit vs Lyn




Suggested by iKnowledge Both of these heroines can fight rather well with a blade. So in the end it just comes down to who is better at swordplay plain and simple. Lyn would have to take the edge with this. While Deedlit is incredibly fast and can deal out lethal blows, Lyn’s raw power is at a higher level. She can effectively take down entire armies without batting an eye. In a 1 on 1 fight with no distractions Deedlit just won’t be able to last. Lyn wins.

Ultron vs Ansem




Suggested by Destroyer Ansem is the Master of Darkness and a pretty tough opponent to take out for the count. That being said, Ultron has had numerous powered up modes over the years. This gives him access to a whole slew of abilities that most fighters can only dream of. With his fusion to Sigma, Ultron gained enough offensive firepower to completely blow Ansem away. The darkness just won’t be able to protect him this time and he won’t be able to hold out long enough to counter. Ultron wins.

Rideman vs Zilla




Suggested by Destroyer Rideman is definitely not one of the more well known Navis. I’m sure even a lot of hardcore Megaman fans don’t really know the guy very well. That being said, he’s a fairly decent fighter. He’s even got a Reverse mode which amps up his abilities even further. Zilla is a powerful Kaiju but he isn’t exactly immune to heavy rockets/gunfire as we’ve seen. Rideman’s enhanced physical abilities and weaponry will be enough for him to win the day. Rideman wins.

Kyle Rayner vs Exodia




Suggested by Destroyer Kyle is one of the more powerful Green Lanterns out there because he has mastered just about every color. Exodia has a lot of power but at the same time the main problem for him is that he isn’t particularly fast. Kyle can keep on blasting away at Exodia while dodging all counters. It’s hard to picture a scenario where Exodia is ever able to land a blow which is why he will be at the defensive here. His durability is fairly high but it just won’t be enough to hold out. Kyle Rayner wins.

Chun Li vs Krystal




Suggested by Destroyer Krystal has some good hand to hand skills and even her own blaster. That won’t be enough to defeat Chun Li though. This is one case where not having a weapon isn’t really a bad thing. Chun Li can still win the day with superior speed and technique. Krystal won’t be able to defend herself against such powerful attacks and would ultimately be on the defensive until she is defeated. Chun Li wins.