Category Archives: Battles

Freddy Krueger vs Alien

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Freddy Krueger is back and this time things are looking up. Alien is at a disadvantage since he’s lacking as much variety in abilities as Freddy Krueger has. Freddy Krueger has a green orb that smashes into his opponents and does some heavy duty damage. Alien may be quick, but he will be hit. Freddy Krueger wins.

Half Life vs Hulk

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Half Life is another Hulk villain, but he doesn’t really have much raw power to speak of. His thing is absorbing, but it’s not enough to take on the Hulk. The Hulk has too much radiation for him to absorb and Half Life would die. Hulk could also take him down with one fully powered punch. Half Life wouldn’t be getting up after that. Hulk wins.

Circusman vs Lazerman

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Circusman is a netnavi of pretty impressive abilities, but in the end he can’t take down Lazerman. Lazerman has the disruption beam and with it he can do some pretty heavy duty damage! He did take on some big leaguers like Megaman and Protoman after all. Circusman’s tough, but he drops in the rankings after this loss. Lazerman wins.

Agent J vs Bass

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This is a tribute to Men in Black III. Agent J was good, but he just wasn’t good enough to win this round. Bass has his Earthbreaker and….let’s just say the title’s all you need to know! Bass wins this round in one shot thanks in large part to his raw power and speed. Agent J drops down the ranks. Bass wins.

Ronald McDonald vs Scarlet Witch

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Ronald McDonald is back, but this time he won’t get to pwn. Scarlet Witch has her hex powers and with them she’s able to take down a lot of fighters. Ronald McDonald has Mc Donalds food, but not even that can win the round for him. Maybe one day he’ll be back to pwn. Scarlet Witch wins.

Snow White vs Bass

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This is a tribute to Snow White and the Huntsman. Snow White tried to act tough, but instead you could just argue that she cracked after waking up that last time. Bass could take her down with one good energy blast. She just couldn’t take down such a tough and menacing figure. Bass wins.

Gemini Saga vs Thor

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Gemini Saga is back and this time he’s fighting Thor! Thor has Mighty Mjolnir and with it he can unleash crushing blows! Not to mention that he has Odinforce and manipulation over thunder! One slam could do many opponents in, but alas he’s fighting Gemini Saga. Gemini Saga can wipe out whole star systems! Gemini Saga wins.

Madman vs Hulk

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The Madman is a pretty small time villain so it was a real treat for fans to see him in the video game. Of course he’s not quite a match for Hulk when Hulk gets his A game on. Hulk has gotten the Power Cosmic in the past and with it pwned many characters. The Madman is pretty big at times and his strength is too real, but even with all of that he still loses this round. Hulk wins.

Minnie Mouse vs Lazerman

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Minnie Mouse is pretty skilled and can take down many opponents with great ease. Of course she’s still not quite Lazerman level. Lazerman is just too powerful and has been pwning for ages. Lazerman rises up the blog ranks with this win. He’s been doing good lately on the blog. Lazerman wins.

Godzilla vs Ebirah

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Godzilla is the King of the Monsters and taking down a monster like Ebirah is easy for him! One good Atomic Blast and that’s it for Ebirah. He lacks the power to take down Godzilla and would definitely take a loss in this match. Ebirah will be back in the future, but Godzilla has won the day. Godzilla wins.