Category Archives: Battles

Blade vs Isabella

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This is a tribute to the first Blade film. He looked pretty good there and definitely did a nice job taking down all of the villains. He’s definitely not the kind of opponent who goes down without a swing. Isabella may be able to terrorize little kids, but when up against a vampire warrior like Blade that’s not going to amount to a whole lot. He can easily take her down without an issue here. She just isn’t fast enough to stop him. Blade wins.

Mr Tanaka vs Martin Riggs

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This is a tribute to Lethal Weapon 4. Martin ends his run in style. He may have gotten old but he was never too old to complete his job. I don’t think Mr Tanaka would really be able to last for very long against an agent like this. Martin is just a bit above Tanaka’s level and would win in either a hand to hand fight or with his gun. Either way Tanaka just isn’t much of a fighter and his driving skills will not save him here. If only Tanaka had gained magical powers then this could have been different. Martin Riggs wins.

Martin Riggs vs Howard Aguello

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This is a tribute to Lethal Weapon 3. Martin continues to handle his business rather well and shows why he makes for a pretty excellent cop. He is good at chasing down criminals as well so there’s no way Howard could outrun him. Martin has kept himself in tip top shape for his entire career for precisely this reason. Meanwhile Howard has never really shown us any particularly impressive feats. I don’t think he would last very long against Martin and would end up absolutely crushed in a 1 on 1 fight between the two. Martin Riggs wins.

Martin Riggs vs Nancy Drew

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This is a tribute to Lethal Weapon 2 and Nancy Drew…Reporter. Nancy didn’t look particularly great in her film this time as she made her partner basically do all of the work. She’s also not really much of a fighter in general although she can throw hands if absolutely necessary. This will put her in a pretty tough predicament against Martin because that guy is an agent who has absolutely been trained to fight. He did a good job in the film and is always ready to take some risks. Martin Riggs wins.

Xemnas vs Dark Vader

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Suggested by JordyPresto0418 It’s time for a battle of shadow fighters who use lightsabers. Both of these guys are pretty proficient in close quarters combat but Xemnas definitely has the edge here thanks to his speed. Dark Vader will be hard pressed to stay in the same ballpark here. His force abilities will help him block attacks and such but Xemnas is just too powerful. The hits will eventually start to sink in while Vader will have a hard time launching any true counter attacks. Xemnas wins.

Nnoitra vs Jeice

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Suggested by Sonic Jeice is a DBZ character so you might think he automatically wins this right? Well, it’s not quite that easy. See Nnoitra is still a pretty powerful guy who was able to easily crush Ichigo. He would be a formidable foe. Once you get past Arc 1 then DBZ starts to really wipe the floor with just about everyone but at this point in the series I believe Bleach could keep up. Nnoitra would be able to overwhelm Jeice in close quarters combat. Nnoitra’s speed is just too insane to stop. Nnoitra wins.

Fang (FF) vs Videl

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Suggested by Sonic Videl is a pretty fun character and she did well to learn the abilities of flight and energy blasts. That said, her power level is quite low so she won’t be able to take the win here. Her best shot would be to immediately rush Fang but Fang has her summon at the ready along with a ton of elemental attacks. When you take all of that into consideration I just don’t see how Videl could do much here. She’s not ready to fight such a versatile fighter. Fang (FF) wins.

Renji vs Axel

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Suggested by Sonic Axel has his flaming discs which are definitely pretty handy to have. It ensures that he always has a chance in these battles. That being said, Renji still has the edge here. He’s much faster than Axel to the point where I doubt you’d even be able to track his movements. Axel would just be throwing his discs into the air for all the good it would do him. Renji won’t need his bankai here, a few simple but effective sword strikes will do the job just fine. Renji wins.

Mermaid Man vs Dora The Explorer

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Suggested by Sonic Dora The Explorer is a pretty classic kid who is always ready for an adventure. You have to admire her optimism and the fact that she never gives up. Still, that doesn’t mean she will actually be able to score a win here. The Mermaid Man is just way too strong. He’ll find a way to defeat her quickly and not even Dora’s magical items will be enough to help her out. What she would need is something like a rocket launcher to make this fight closer. Mermaid Man wins.

Armored Titan vs Dr Gero

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Suggested by Sonic It’s time for Dr Gero to take the stage. While he is mainly not known as a fighter the guy can definitely put up a good fight when he has to. He was able to overpower Piccolo after all. The Armored Titan is pretty huge but that’s the only thing going for him. Gero is a whole lot faster and even physically stronger than the Titan. He’ll only need a single shot to completely lay the Titan out. That’s the massive gap in ability this time. Dr Gero wins.