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Python vs Lara Croft

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Suggested by Destroyer The Python is an iconic snake with abilities far greater than what you may suspect. However, it cannot deal with Lara’s long range options like the bow. She just needs one good shot to end this fight and with her remarkable aim that will not be very difficult at all. Lara is certainly moving up in the rankings with these wins. Lara Croft wins.

Betty Boop vs Lara Croft

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Suggested by Destroyer Betty Boop may have been a rather popular icon at one point in time, but I don’t think she has what it takes to defeat someone like Lara. Croft has been honing her hand to hand skills for a very long time now and has become a master of combat. Betty can’t say that the same is true for herself. Lara Croft wins.

Sukapon vs Luigi

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Suggested by Sonic Luigi is back and now he is really ready to rumble! His fireballs pack a punch and should certainly be able to damage Sukapon. Sukapon is strong, but Luigi will be able to keep his distance with the hammer and smash away from mid range. He just has a lot of attack options under his belt and they will all mean trouble for his opponent. Luigi wins.

Luigi vs Snake

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Suggested by Sonic Snake has a lot of weapons at his disposal. The guy is a pro at hand to hand combat and stealth tactics. In a match of skill he has got this hands down, but Luigi has a plethora of special abilities at his disposal which he can use to even the playing field. A few good bolts of electricity can really turn the tides in such a fight. Luigi wins.

Segata Sanshiro vs Condiment King

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Suggested by Adrogoz It looks like it is time for the Condiment King to stage a comeback. He is definitely one of those villains who never gives up but sometimes that isn’t enough. Segata is a master martial artist and so it will be easy for him to dodge he mustard. The Condiment King may also have ketchup, but it won’t save him from a punch to the noggin. Segata Sanshiro wins.

Condiment King vs Nami

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Suggested by Adrogoz The Condiment King may be treated as a bit of a joke in most of the comics that he is in, but this guy doesn’t play around. He has some powerful nerve gas at his disposal and ketchup for days. It won’t be enough to overcome Nami’s lightning blasts though. Her staff can produce many different weather abilities and they are all trouble for this King. Nami wins.

Lara Croft vs Alex Hopper

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Suggested by Destroyer Alex Hopper has a gun and he is reasonably powerful so this certainly isn’t a total stomp for Lara. That being said, she is much more experienced in gun fights and is also more agile. She will be able to overwhelm him with speed and skill. Hopper may be able to steal burritos but he’s still not an expert in combat. Lara Croft wins.

Lara Croft vs Jack Sparrow

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Suggested by Destroyer Jack Sparrow has never been a very impressive pirate. Often times he only gets away because everyone panics when he really should have died back in film 1. He certainly won’t escape an expert like Lara. She is just on a different level and a few good shots can take him out. If he bothers to go immortal then she will simply slice him to ribbons. Lara Croft wins.

Yoshi vs Kirby

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Suggested by Sonic Is it just me or is this one of those moments where you realize that Kirby is Yoshi, but much more powerful? Just hear me out for a second. Yoshi can absorb apples whole Kirby can absorb whole mountains and giant enemies. There really isn’t much Yoshi can do against that and Kirby has many other special abilities at the ready to back him up. Kirby wins.

Bewear vs Luigi

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Suggested by Sonic Bewear is a pretty neat Pokémon that looks like something out of Five Nights At Freddy’s. He is a powerful bear with a flurry of special attacks that will absolutely bring the pain against Luigi. Luigi has his fireballs and a whole lot of other items from the many games he has been in, but they haven’t helped to make him all that much of a threat. What use are the items when Luigi can’t master them? Bewear wins.