James Bond vs Alex Hopper

Suggested by Sonic James Bond has a lot of gadgets and weapons at his disposal so that will make things a bit difficult for Alex. Hopper is fairly good in close quarters and can clearly run fast but I don’t think that will make up for the experience that Bond has. At the end of the day Alex Hopper hasn’t seen nearly the same kind of action that Bond has. James Bond wins.

Alex Hopper vs Hange

Suggested by Destroyer Alex Hopper is a pretty great field agent or so he thinks, but he doesn’t have the superior tech that Hange possesses. In a hand to hand fight I think there’s a real chance that he could win, but the fight won’t come down to that. Alex will be using his gun while Hange will be using the 3D gear. There’s no reason for either of them not to use these tools. Once they are in play then there is no way for Alex to win. He will be outmaneuvered at every turn. Hange wins.

Pyrrha Nikos vs Alex Hopper


Suggested by Destroyer Alex Hopper has his gun at the ready and that won’t mean a thing to Pyrrha. She can easily move his guns with her polarity ability or she can dodge the bullets. Pyrrha would be able to parry the bullets in her sleep as well so no matter what option she goes with the weapon won’t be a problem for her. That’s why Pyrrha is such an impressive fighter, there are always multiple ways for her to subdue her opponent. Pyrrha Nikos wins.

Lara Croft vs Alex Hopper

Suggested by Destroyer Alex Hopper has a gun and he is reasonably powerful so this certainly isn’t a total stomp for Lara. That being said, she is much more experienced in gun fights and is also more agile. She will be able to overwhelm him with speed and skill. Hopper may be able to steal burritos but he’s still not an expert in combat. Lara Croft wins.

Alex Hopper vs Dipsy

Dipsy is a resourceful fighter, but that won’t be enough for Alex Hopper. He was able to successfully break into a store and steal some food for himself during the movie Battleship. That already shows that the man has talent. He also has a gun which is always useful to have in a pinch. Dipsy can try to run around which will buy some time, but certainly not much. At the end of the day Dipsy just won’t be able to beat Alex. Alex Hopper wins.

Alex Hopper vs Brontosaurus

This was an interesting round. According to some articles I was reading, Dinosaurs are effectively bullet proof. Not all of them, but the larger ones would be because of how thick their skin is and how little blood they would lose from getting shot. After that the question is…can Alex last long enough to do any real damage? It’s also been a while since I saw the film so I can’t remember if he got anything stronger than his sniper rifle towards the middle of the film. I can’t think of anything and the boats wouldn’t be handy here without any other crew. As of now, Brontosaurus takes the win and moves up, but this is definitely one that could change rather easily. Brontosaurus wins.

Alex Hopper vs Pac Man

Alex Hopper may have seen some success in the Battleship film, but now he’s up against a real alien. Pac Man’s supernatural abilities seem to have no limit as he invents a new form with each berry that he consumes. The classic Pac Man didn’t even need berries as various switches and fruits would give him new abilities. One good hit from Pac Man’s shockwave attack should send Alex flying. Pac Man wins.

Batman vs Alex Hopper

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Alex Hopper may have dealt with aliens in the past, but that’s not going to be good enough to tackle the Dark Knight. Batman has definitely fought his share of aliens in the past and I dare say that they were a little tougher than the ones that Alex dealt with. Alex drops down the ranks with this loss, but at least he got to fight on the blog again. Batman wins.

Lazerman vs Alex Hopper

Alex Hopper has his gun at the ready and he’s decently experienced, but he’s not ready to take on someone like Lazerman. Lazerman is on quite the win streak right now and that doesn’t seem to be stopping anytime soon. Alex Hopper can try to hop away, but Lazerman has the edge in speed and he won’t even need his lasers to win. Lazerman wins.

Alex Hopper vs Godzilla

Alex Hopper may have been the hero in Battleship, but that’s not really going to make Godzilla impressed. Godzilla could defeat him with a single Atomic blast or he could just step on Hopper. Alex Hopper can try to hop away, but that’s not a great strategy in the long run. I’m afraid that Alex Hopper has finally met his match against the King of the Monsters! Godzilla wins.