Berserk Review

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It makes sense that a film would eventually use this powerful word as its title, but who would have guessed that the plot would involve a circus? I’m pretty sure that everyone was surprised to hear that, but we courageously kept on watching. Is the film intense enough to earn such a title? Well…it tries.

This is an example of a film that I had never heard of until I had seen it. Still, that’s how you find some of the best hidden gems! (The One!) The plot revolves around Monica Rivers, a circus owner, as mysterious happenings start occurring. Her circus performers are being picked off one by one. Coincidentally, they all started happening once a man named Frank appeared. He was very good at the role of the first victim and quickly took his job. Could there be any links between these unrelated accidents? More importantly, will the mass murderer be stopped or will the circus performers continue to be taken down for the count!?

Monica is the main character, but it’s really hard to root for her. I believe that we’re supposed to view her as the villain and then sympathize with her as the film goes on, but that just didn’t work for me. She values profit over people and explains this many times. She also makes sure to keep several of the characters interested in her so that she can have the joy of turning them down each time. Not really main character traits eh? All right, let’s talk about the other suspects characters.

Dorando is a character who owns part of the circus and he feels deeply saddened when the murders start. He’s not the type of guy to stand for something like this, but he also doesn’t dare leave. His only chance is for Monica to buy him out and then he could move away, but the chances of that are slim. Dorando wasn’t very likable either since he kept letting Monica push him around the whole time. Still…what if it’s part of his plan!?

Frank is the obvious suspect, but maybe it’s obvious because he is the villain!!!!!! He shows up right when the murders start happening and he obviously wants to make some money. He starts resorting to black mail and he also wants to be more than friends with Monica. This guy’s a bad apple in every meaning of the word and he even hits a reporter. There is also a dark past involving his last circus act…..hmmmmm. You really hope that he’s the culprit since he’s not likable either.

Angela doesn’t appear until we’re pretty late into the film, but she’s Monica’s daughter. She was kicked out of school for being a trouble maker and now she wants to be in the circus. Monica tries to shield her from the rumors that she is bumping everyone off, but Angela quickly finds out. Then again…what if she already knew and she was actually the murderer!? Things get interesting when she joins the knife throwing act….

I could keep on mentioning suspects for ages and ages! Still, I want to give you three more before I move on. We have Matilda, who is really interested in stirring up trouble. She suspects that Monica is guilty and she decides to prove it. Is this just a diversion so that nobody will suspect her!? Gustavo is a knife thrower and he realizes that things are getting a little dicey. The people aren’t really thrilled with Matilda and that doesn’t translate well for him. When he adds Angela into his act…he may have made a fatal enemy. That is…unless he is the enemy! Finally, we have Bruno! He’s the most loyal companion of them all and he’s the only one that Matilda can trust. Sounds a little too good to be true eh? There are definitely a lot of suspects in this one!

I’m always up for a good murder mystery, but this one just didn’t work. First of all….it’s a very long time between deaths and plot progression. We get to see a lot of Circus Shows and even the Cops get involved. I did like the Detective, but the shows could drag on. I liked the puppies, but who doesn’t like a good puppy right? The film wasn’t two hours, but it definitely felt like it was!

The violence is also surprisingly intense. It’s not always bloody, but the deaths themselves are what makes it intense. You have peaceful deaths like Superman blowing up random aliens…and you have Jason Todd deaths. This film had most of the latter. Seriously, some of the deaths will probably make you wince a little inside. The final one was ironically the most tame. This definitely felt like it was one of the original slasher films.

Finally, I’ve gotta take a shot at the soundtrack. The reason being….that it was not existent! When you don’t have any likable characters and a story that drags on for a while….you need the music! It’s just something that you can’t really get around. The film just wasn’t very thrilling and the final twist didn’t work.

Yes….the twist! Well, the murderer is revealed at the end and I didn’t agree with it. This person must be extremely talented at deception and possess a good deal of money to pull this off. It just doesn’t make sense unless there was an accomplice to the crime or some of the other characters felt like murdering someone. It definitely takes away from a murder mystery when the murderer doesn’t make any sense.

Overall, I wouldn’t say that this was one of the better slasher/mystery films. The final plot twist about the murderer really did not make sense and I find it a little hard to believe. It really feels like there must have been a second murderer involved, but maybe I’m overthinking things. Still, if you want to enjoy a classic murder mystery or a case of epic proportions, check out Rope or Dial M for Murder. This film can stay in obscurity for now and we can wait for a reboot to fix things.

Overall 3/10

Dragon Ball Z Battle of Z Stats and Records

Stats time!

PS3 Trophy# 55%
Play Time 12h 19m
Current DP 737999
Current PP 3505
Level 351
Total DP 1,815,000
Total PP 89,005
VS Record 1-1
Vs Medals 0
Melee Type used 156
Ki Blast Type used 23
Support Type used 22
Interfere Type used 25

Mission Stats (Rank, High Score, Clear Time)

Mission 1 SS 203,700 2m 54s
Mission 2 SS 183,100 4m 35s
Mission 3 SS 342,000 4m 45s
Mission 4 SS 475,300 57s
Mission 5 S 423,700 3m 21s
Mission 6 SS 796,600 1m 1s
Mission 7 SS 470,000 35s
Mission 8 SS 418,900 1m 45s
Mission 9 SS 475,800 53s
Mission 10 SS 550,800 2m 28s
Mission 11 S 275,700 3m 5s
Mission 12 S 283,600 2m 46s
Mission 13 S 317,300 1m 54s
Mission 14 S 280,400 2m 30s
Mission 15 S 444,500 4m 44s
Mission 16 SS 346,200 1m 57s
Mission 17 Z 558,500 2m 1s
Mission 18 S 380,200 1m 59s
Mission 19 S 502,600 1m 44s
Mission 20 SS 629,900 1m 9s
Mission 21 Z 428,800 1m 21s
Mission 22 S 408,200 1m 59s
Mission 23 S 292,900 3m 34s
Mission 24 SS 471,800 1m 57s
Mission 25 S 313,500 5m 56s
Mission 26 Z 682,700 3m 29s
Mission 27 S 425,700 2m 3s
Mission 28 S 307,800 2m 38s
Mission 29 S 365,200 2m 45s
Mission 30 S 387,300 2m 19s
Mission 31 SS 746,000 3m 7s
Mission 32 SS 415,600 1m 27s
Mission 33 Z 442,200 4m 37s
Mission 34 S 427,200 3m 57s
Mission 35 Z 711,500 3m 52s
Mission 36 SS 400,700 2m 20s
Mission 37 S 316,800 6m 18s
Mission 38 SS 481,600 2m 40s
Mission 39 S 498,800 2m 6s
Mission 40 S 441,500 8m 21s
Mission 41 S 393,000 2m 21s
Mission 42 S 574,400 9m 25s
Mission 43 SS 479,300 2m 20s
Mission 44 Z 602,900 3m 26s
Mission 45 Z 484,500 4m 52s
Mission 46 S 301,200 2m 45s
Mission 47 S 444,500 4m 49s
Mission 48 S 454,400 4m 5s
Mission 49 S 368,400 1m 59s
Mission 50 A 296,800 4m 1s
Mission 51 S 707,900 3m 52s
Mission 52 S 712,700 6m 7s
Mission 53 SS 774,300 5m 20s
Mission 54 S 740,200 4m 20s
Mission 55 S 610,000 3m 23s
Mission 56 S 610,400 4m 27s
Mission 57 S 809,900 6m 23s
Mission 58 A 629,500 tm
Mission 59 S 1,090,700 8m 23s
Mission 60 S 2,378,900 19m

Character levels

Goku max
Kid Gohan max
Krillin max
Tien max
Yamcha max
Piccolo max
Saibaman max
Raditz max
Nappa max
Vegeta max
Super Saiyan Goku max
Frieza Soldier max
Guldo max
Recoome max
Jeice max
Burter max
Ginyu max
Frieza First Form max
Frieza Second Form max
Frieza Third Form max
Frieza Final Form max
Full Power Frieza max
Trunks (Sword) max
Super Saiyan Trunks (Sword) max
Super Saiyan Trunks (Fighting) 8
Super Trunks max
Super Saiyan Vegeta max
Teen Gohan max
Super Saiyan Teen Gohan max
Super Saiyan 2 Teen Gohan 5
Android 19 max
Dr Gero 2
Android 17 1
Android 18 max
Android 16 5
Cell Jr 1
Cell 1st Form 1
Cell 2nd Form 1
Cell Perfect Form 1
Perfect Cell 1
Super Saiyan 2 Goku 2
Super Saiyan 3 Goku 2
Super Saiyan Gohan (adolescent) max
Ultimate Gohan 2
Super Saiyan 2 Vegeta 1
Majin Vegeta max
Kid Trunks 2
Super Saiyan Kid Trunks 2
Goten 2
Super Saiyan Goten 2
Gotenks 5
Super Saiyan Gotenks 1
Super Saiyan 3 Gotenks 1
Dabura 1
Majin Buu 5
Evil Buu max
Super Buu Gohan Absorbed 1
Kid Buu 2
Bardock 1
Super Saiyan Bardock max
Cooler 1
Cooler Final Form 1
Meta Cooler max
Super Saiyan Broly 4
Legendary Super Saiyan Broly max
Whis 1
Beerus 1
Super Saiyan God Goku 2
Goku Sage Mode max

Xmen Destiny Stats and Records

Stats time!

PS3 Trophy% 100%
X-Genes 44/45
X-Suits 18/19
Dossiers 18/24
XP 784250
Purifiers Defeated 2128
Stalkers Defeated 20
Enforcers Defeated 20
U-Men Defeated 40
MRD Defeated 561
Challenges 14/15 (Technically 15, but the final one did not save since I did not go to a checkpoint)

Stage Stats

Level 1
Dossiers Found 2/2
Challenges Found 1/1
Propaganda Found 2/3

Level 2
Dossiers Found 3/4
Challenges Found 1/1
Propaganda Found 5/5

Level 3
Dossiers Found 5/5
Challenges Found 3/4
Propaganda Found 7/9

Level 4
Dossiers Found 2/3
Challenges Found 3/3
Propaganda Found 4/6

Level 5
Dossiers Found 2/2
Challenges Found 3/3
Propaganda Found 4/4

Level 6
Dossiers Found 2/4
Challenges Found 2/2
Propaganda Found 3/3

Level 7
Dossiers Found 2/4
Challenges Found 1/1
Propaganda Found 4/6

Level 8
Dossiers Found –
Challenges Found –
Propaganda Found –

Armored Titan vs Epona


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In a twist of fate, Epona is here to face off against the Armored Titan instead of Link! This is a pretty lucky break for the Armored Titan as he has enough physical power to win the round. Epona can attempt to evade him for a while with her speed, but the Armored Titan is just too powerful and eventually he would claim victory. Armored Titan wins.

Armored Titan vs Kratos


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The Armored Titan is about to run a similar gauntlet to the one that the Colossal Titan recently faced. This Titan may have better defensive abilities, but that still won’t be enough to stop Kratos. Kratos can slice through just about anything with his flaming swords and his speed will let him stay out of the Titan’s way. Kratos takes his second victory in a row! Kratos wins.

Xmen Destiny Review

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It’s a decent time to review the new Xmen game since the film is coming out soon. I’ve had my eye on the game for a long time, but it always got stepped on by the other big titles. (Shattered Dimensions, Iron Man 2) Still, I finally managed to buy it and I can safely say that it does manage to look unimpressive, but it’s a decent game anyway.

I have to say that I barely got the game. The first time I bought it for my Birthday…it did not work. Shaken and confused, but not out for the count; I went to Gamestop and exchanged it for another copy. The game worked this time……for a while. Luckily, it worked long enough for me to complete it. Upon my second playthrough, it started to freeze a little more and the sound got a little sketchy. You may wonder why I decided to complete Story Mode twice right? Well, I was aiming for the Platinum and I actually succeeded this time! Number 8 for me and I won’t be forgetting it. Anyway, that’s enough of a prelude…time for the actual game commentary.

You choose which character to play as during the very beginning of the game. They’re all made up, but I quickly went for the guy who had a sinister past. His father was against mutants and he’s not very fond of them either. Will this guy manage to change his ways or will he succumb to the darkness? Admittedly, I also chose him because he’s a long range fighter. I really like close combat, but you don’t get quite as many opportunities to go long range so I didn’t want to miss the opportunity.

The game has 8 levels, but to spice things up, we’ve also been given some choices. Throughout the game, you can decide to be a hero or a villain depending on the choices that you make. It’s an interesting idea in theory, but the sad truth is that it doesn’t make a difference. No matter what you do, you’ll be doing the exact same things. There may be a minor difference here and there, but it’s extremely minor. It’s made very clear once you’ve played the game both times. Ah well….maybe there wasn’t enough budget to make extra levels.

Back to the plot! A group of anti mutant guys have begun attacking mutants and the actual mutants are being framed by persons unknown. We also have Mr. Hodge, a man who wants to help the mutants out. Cyclops wants to find the villains and put an end to the madness while Magneto wants the same thing…but he will use permanent means. The hero is forced to make the tough choices as things get intense!

The graphics are admittedly sub par, but the cover probably gave you some advanced warning on that. Seriously, since when does a company not even bother to make the cover look good? The in game graphics are basically PS2 level and they aren’t impressive at all. Unfortunately, the game also can’t handle too much action at once so there is a high chance that you can start counting the pixels once you use your ultimate attack. Anytime there are too many fighters onscreen, you can count on some lag in the gameplay. I’m pretty sure that is also why the game has a tendency to freeze. It can’t be coincidence that both of my copies ultimately started to freeze.

The actual gameplay is decent. It’s as generic as third person action games get, but it’s a formula that definitely works. The gameplay is basically the same as a Spider Man installment, but with less variety. You’ll likely spend the game spamming the same attack over and over and over at least 1000 times. The gameplay is extremely repetitious and if I were not such a fan, I probably would have needed to turn the game off a few times. Each character gets 4 different superpowers to use, but odds are that you will only use two of them. The giant laser came in handy and the final smash was great, but I completely ignored the other two super attacks. The super attacks are also incredibly overpowered and they are capable of taking down almost any boss in a single blow. The developers likely noticed this in the final stages of development so you can notice a quick fix. The bosses get a quick moment of invincibility when their health drops below a certain point. This just prolongs everything, but it had to be done right?

This review is turning out to be pretty negative right? No worries, I’m getting to the positives…but first let’s look at some more negatives! I didn’t fully appreciate this until my second playthrough…but you cannot skip cutscenes. That’s terrible! If you lose a fight, you’ll have to keep watching the cutscenes over and over again. I haven’t seen a game do this in a long time. Skipping cutscenes should really be mandatory at this point. This is why I’m glad that I ended up playing the game twice as I almost didn’t realize this the first time. (I don’t skip cutscenes on the first playthrough and I only lost once, but there was no cutscene at that point)

Let’s talk about the character portrayals for a second. Cyclops is the heroic leader….but he’s shown to be very weak. Magneto easily defeats him twice in the span of one level. It’s also a little fishy seeing Cyclops let this new recruit (who can’t be trusted) do all of the missions on his own while the Xmen evacuate civilians. The Xmen help at times…but not very often. Wolverine and Northstar look terrible because they fall under the mind control very easily. Gambit is actually a villain in this game, which was unexpected,

Don’t worry, the heroes aren’t the only ones who look bad! Quicksilver is consistently humiliated throughout the game. He talks tough, but then he gets captured by the anti mutant group…twice. He also gets one shotted by one of the bosses. Magneto also seems to be a little gullible as he actually believes that Cyclops shot down one of the helicopters, which resulted in a mutant perishing. (I do have to say that I was surprised at that scene. One of the big Xmen characters actually dies!) It wouldn’t have been completely unreasonable to think that if Magneto had not been framed a few levels earlier…

Still, aside from those issues, the characters looked decently accurate. Colossus trying to shred the forcefields with his teeth seemed a little out of character, but it happens. Either way you’ll likely forget what the characters are saying as soon as you walk away from them. You’re just waiting to beat up on the hundreds of look alike minions.

The soundtrack is decent. I actually remember a few of the tunes, which is an improvement from the average superhero game. It’s definitely not a 5 Star soundtrack, but I would give it a 3 for effort. The themes are catchy and the best one is the Sentinel boss theme. Another positive is the trophies that you can get for the PS3. None of them are outragous or essentially impossible and they add to the replay value.

Replay Value is one of the few positives for the game. It’s not nearly as extensive as Bleach Soul Resurreccion, but you can play this game for a while. There are 15 challenges to complete and a lot of X-Genes to find. I almost beat the game with 100% during a normal playthrough, but I imagine that the final objects will be tough to find. Also, any game that has trophies automatically has replay value…as long as the trophies are fun. The 8 levels will likely take you around 4-6 hours overall. Then you just need to endure the long credits!

I believe that I’ve basically covered all of the bases. Overall, this game barely manages to stay in the good category thanks to the gameplay, soundtrack, and replay value. The main reason why it did not reach a 7 was due to the short length of the game, the animation, and the fact that you cannot skip cutscenes. This is a good game to rent, but I can’t say that I’d highly recommend buying it. For 10-15 dollars I would recommend picking it up, but if it’s any higher then you should wait a while. Go and pick up Spiderman Shattered Dimensions instead!

Overall 6/10

Prince Haru vs Sailor Moon


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Sailor Moon has a lot of magical abilities at her disposal, but Prince Haru is a pretty tricky fellow. He didn’t seem fazed by his incredibly dangerous adventure and he can hold his own against opponents when he needs too. Sailor Moon finally rises up the ranks with this solid win and shows the world that Prince Haru doesn’t have enough skills to win. Sailor Moon wins.

Toon Link vs Zelda


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Toon Link will have to give it his all if he wishes to take a win and get closer to Link. Zelda is a powerful foe and her long range abilities can have devastating results. Luckily, Toon Link has his Mirror Shield, which should block anything short of a Light Arrow. Zelda can transform into Sheik and make this a tough hand to hand fight, but I believe that Toon Link takes the edge. He may not be big enough to engage in hand to hand combat, but his quickness gives him the edge in an all around fight. Toon Link wins.

Update. Hyrule Warriors allowed Zelda to really show off her power and I believe that she can now edge out Toon Link in a fight. Zelda wins.

Colossal Titan vs Link


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The Colossal Titan is back, but he’s up against the Hero of Time! Link has dealt with all kinds of enemies and he has essentially become the perfect warrior. His Light Arrows will quickly deal a lot of damage to the Titan and then Link can finish things off with his Master Sword. A quick two and out for this powerful Titan, but he will be back very soon! Link wins.

Colossal Titan vs Kratos


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The Colossal Titan makes his debut with this round! It was only a matter of time considering how big Attack on Titan currently is. He makes for a pretty good villain and his appearance in the Junior High School was intense. That being said, he’s basically just a giant human with super durability and regeneration. Kratos has fought similar opponents in the past and his flame swords will quickly grant him the victory. Kratos wins.