Pokemon the Movie: Secrets of the Jungle Review


It’s time to look at the final Pokemon movie. There have sure been a lot of them over the years and ultimately it’s been a fun series but I can see why this one didn’t hit it big. It’s not the worst Pokemon movie in the series to be sure but I feel like it’s definitely bottom 5 and I think there’s a chance it could even be bottom 3. It’s really got quite a few issues and I think it’s the final nail in the coffin for this movie AU trilogy. We need to tie these movies back into the anime again like the old days and then I think we’d really be in business.

The film starts by introducing us to the Zarude clan who rule the jungle with an iron fist. They bully all of the smaller Pokemon and show everyone just how mighty they are. They’re very proud of their physical strength. One day one of them finds a kid and decides to raise him even though it means being kicked out of the clan. This kid is named Koko and he grows up believing that he is actually a Pokemon. One day he bumps into Ash Ketchum, a Pokemon trainer from Pallet Town and the young hero shows Koko what humans are all about. Now Koko can finally get along with everyone but unfortunately there is a scientist who wants to get to the legendary Zarude tree of healing. Are his intentions noble or corrupt?

I mean it’s a scientist in a Pokemon movie so you can probably guess how that’s going to go. I guess you could say this movie is taking a lot of cues from the Tarzan movie but that’s not a super good idea in this case. The forest never tends to make for a great backdrop to the adventure because you just end up missing civilization and all of the witty banter. You’re not going to get that over in the jungle and unfortunately the movie sidelines Ash for a great part of the adventure as well. These are all very bad ideas and I just have to say that upfront.

I have several issues with the film and one of the biggest is that there’s not a lot of action here. There aren’t any traditional Pokemon battles and while we get a quick 5 second skirmish from time to time, this film is really not about the action. Instead it opts to bring in a giant robot at the end so everyone can keep on throwing their attacks at it. Really not a great way to handle the climax because that takes a lot of fun out of the whole thing. The robot is slow so it’s just tanking all of the hits and eventually landing its own counter strike. That’s not really a fight, that’s just everyone throwing attacks out. It’s extremely underwhelming as the ending.

The scientist was also a very weak villain. The fact that everyone was openly obeying him and destroying the forest was crazy. That only works if all of the characters were evil but the assistants play it off like they didn’t know any better later on. That’s an extremely weak excuse if you ask me. When you’re destroying trees and such, there is no real way to frame that as doing the right thing. Cmon now you just can’t try and pull that. It doesn’t work and the only kudos he gets is for actually bumping off the obstacles in his way. It’s rare for a Pokemon villain to be quite so driven so that was impressive but also a bad look for the two who got taken down. Why don’t they have any Pokemon to defend them or something?

In a world like this you absolutely need that kind of protection. Meanwhile Koko is an okay character. He means well and all but doesn’t have a ton of personality. He’s just a nice kid and he doesn’t really understand human language so he does the bet that he can. There’s not a whole lot to say about him and he definitely doesn’t appear to have the makings of being the next lead quite yet. If you just went by this film you could probably say the same about Ash too though which is why its good that he has so many films already. He just doesn’t look great here and should be fighting at a much higher level at this point.

The soundtrack is a mixed bag. The song for the Zarude is probably one of the worst songs in the whole Pokemon franchise. That one’s super weak and really doesn’t work but I did like the emotional theme that plays after the opening track. That one was nice to hear at least so I guess the soundtrack is a 50/50. The animation is good too. It doesn’t feel like it’s really at that theatrical level like the older films but is still smooth enough. The colors are on point and the fights probably would have looked great if we had gotten more of them. It’s still annoying how these Pokemon had a tough time breaking some armor.

The film has enough of a runtime to have done some fun things with the story which is why it’s a shame that nothing really happened. It feels like the film ends up dragging a bit because there isn’t much of a central focus. No villains to stop or collectibles to find for 90% of the movie. That means you just have Ash and Koko hanging out but with no stakes or any real plot. Of course you can tell where the plot is going since the scientist isn’t subtle but you spend too much time waiting. At least Team Rocket shows up and gets to contribute here.

Okay so this is sounding like a 4 star movie so why is it positive? Well all of these things are particularly negative because you instinctively compare them to the other Pokemon titles. While the film may not be all that exciting, at least it does have a little action. It gets enough of the fundamentals right where you can still say you had a fun enough time here. Additionally it doesn’t make any significant mistakes that would drop it down a few stars. So it survives on playing it safe and works well enough on the first watch but is why it won’t have much replay value.

Overall, Pokemon is still a good movie when you look at it in a vacuum. It just doesn’t live up to the solid reputation of the other Pokemon movies. It loses the head to head to almost every other film in the franchise which is really bad because there are so many of them. There’s very little replay value to be had here and so the Pokemon movies really need to take a step back and really look at what worked back in the day. Lets give Ash some more fight scenes, get a cool final boss in there, and even add a little danger. I want to see something like the Destiny Deoxys film where the heroes had to fight in the battle tower. Those fights are the reason why we watch Pokemon!

Overall 6/10

Wave Race 64 Review


It’s time to venture into the world of racing. Wave Race is a fairly unique racing game when you think about it because there aren’t a lot of games about racing on the water. Unfortunately it still isn’t able to really break the mold and be a top tier contender. The game’s just way too limited with not a whole lot of levels to play with. The few that we do get quickly start to become repetitive as well which is not a good sign. Ultimately you can do better than this one.

There is really just the one main mode for racing and you have to always worry about the circles. See, if you miss too many rings while heading to the goal then you lose points and eventually lose the match. You also move slower by not going through the rings so long story short…you gotta go through all of the rings. The controls can be a bit sloppy with the waves constantly hitting you so that’s already a bit of a tough ask. I get that they wanted the water to be really realistic but me personally? I’d have preferred to just be able to drive really smoothly.

I also think these gimmicks just take away from the race itself. When you’re racing you want to be able to just go to the goal and call it a day. Having to go down a super specific path takes away from the freedom of it. I can see people enjoying this style too of course but I just prefer pure freedom. Let me chart my own path and then I’m really set and ready to rock and roll.

The graphics have aged pretty well for this game though so I’ll give some credit there. It’s certainly better than a few of the other N64 titles I’ve played recently. It’s all very colorful and really sticks out. You won’t get lost or bump into an object because of how clear everything is. So it is all on you as far as getting to the end of the race goes. The soundtrack is more on the forgettable side so nothing much to write home about there.

At the end of the day the other problem is the lack of content like I mentioned in the intro. Even if you really like the game there isn’t much to do after an hour or two. There is multiplayer which will have to suffice I suppose but it’s still not quite the same. There are too many other racing games trying to grab your attention for you to spend any time on this one. I still say the series has a ton of potential but it needs to change things.

Ordinarily I wouldn’t recommend throwing items into the mix but that would have at least made it more exciting. I also just say get rid of the rings and make this a straight race to the finish. I feel like some devs avoid this for fear of the game feeling too standard or even boring to the average audience but I just don’t think that will be the case. So long as the gameplay is good, people would love playing a racing game like this. You really don’t have to get fancy sometimes, just trust in your gameplay and the execution. So long as that is on point then you will be set.

Overall, Wave Race wasn’t one of my favorite games but if you have the Nintendo Switch Online then you should give this one a try. There’s no real downside to doing that after all. It’s just not going to end up being all that hype so I would say to keep your expectations reasonably low. Maybe see if someone wants to play it with you and that’ll give it a boost. In the meanwhile I’m confident that the next Nintendo 64 titles I play will beat this one.

Overall 5/10

Queen Nehellenia vs Wiseman



Suggested by Destroyer This is a pretty tricky fight between two beings of unimaginable evil. Wiseman and Queen Nehellenia both specialize in shooting off massive amounts of energy blasts and have good defense. So who comes out on top? Well whoever lands the main blow will win and I’d put more stock in Nehellenia winning this one. Her abilities were really amped up to a super high level by the end and while Wiseman has some regenerative abilities I don’t think they will really be enough here. Queen Nehellenia wins.

Woody Woodpecker vs Tweety



Suggested by Destroyer Woody Woodpecker and Tweety are both pretty strong birds but Woody is more about going on the offensive and taking down his opponents while Tweety comes up with ways to survive. In a fight I’d say Woody has the clear advantage both in terms of overall attack power but also in attack options. He’s wielded just about every weapon known to man at some point or another and Tweety just can’t escape them all. Woody Woodpecker wins.

L vs Luke Benson



Suggested by Destroyer Luke Benson is a complete amateur fighter. He may have a gun but he certainly can’t fight or do much with it. L is an experienced detective who does have a gun thanks to the live action movie and will be able to tactically use it much better than Luke. He has the complete edge all around in this fight so there is nothing Luke can really do to mount a counter attack. L wins.

L vs Chunk



Suggested by Destroyer The Chunk is a pretty powerful opponent and I have to admit that L would not be able to defeat him. Chunk was able to tag the Flash with his fast gem attacks and of course he has gravity which would make it hard for L to move. L may have the analytical advantage all day but in the end it won’t be enough to take the Chunk down. You need more than smarts to beat him. Chunk wins.

Shukaku vs Palkia



Suggested by Destroyer Shukaku is a pretty powerful fighter but not the fastest one which has always put him in a tough spot. Palkia isn’t as strong as Shukaku but he is faster and can fly so he can spam a lot of attacks from the sky. Shukaku is durable but these attacks will take their toll which is why I see Shukaku going down here. Having the advantage in the air is massive! Palkia wins.

Arcee vs Windblade



Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty close fight. In general Windblade tends to be portrayed as the more powerful bot and even Arcee’s more powerful portrayals like Prime don’t tend to catch her. Arcee has a wealth of comic appearances and opportunities for power ups though so there is a chance that she could catch up. At the end of the day both combatants can easily destroy the other once they land a blow but Windblade’s high speed flight should give her the edge in dodging long enough to land a counter blow. Windblade wins.

Rodimus Prime vs Bumblebee


Suggested by Sonic Bumblebee isn’t often known as one of the most powerful robots out there but he can definitely dish out the damage when needed. He has the benefit of multiple super forms in Robots in Disguise which I would even say put him above Rodimus’ level for a bit there. Bumblebee was always faster so now that he can really lay on the damage, it would be hard for him to lose. Bumblebee wins.

Smokescreen vs Rodimus Prime



Suggested by Sonic Smokescreen can smoke out his opponents using actual smoke or just a ton of ammo. The guy may not be known as one of the most offensive bots on the Autobot army but he’s actually got a very respectable amount of armaments. I don’t really see some other supporting characters taking him out but when you’re a top bot like Rodimus then you will be okay. He has the power of the Primes amping him up and has come a long way since his cadet days. He wins in most stats. Rodimus Prime wins.