Green Lantern vs Cell


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Green Lantern has the strongest weapon in the known universe…or close to it. Green Lantern is pretty fast and he can make a lot of constructs, but he’s just not in the same league as Cell. Cell can casually destroy whole solar systems and one good shot would be enough to take down Green Lantern. Green Lantern just doesn’t have the level of ability that is needed to stop Cell. Cell wins.

Level 3 Akuma vs James Bond


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James Bond has his gun at the ready, but it won’t be enough this time. The Level 3 Akuma has fought much stronger opponents in the past and one shot will be enough to end James Bond in an instant. James has never fought someone like the Level 3 before! Level 3 Akuma wins.

Battra vs Crab


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The Crab always knows how to use his speed to overwhelm the opponent. Of course it’s tough to try and speedblitz an opponent who’s flying above you. Battra just needs one good shot to take down his opponent. Battra’s definitely a force to be reckoned with and he keeps on taking wins. Battra wins.

Level 3 Akuma vs Alien


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This is a tribute to Aliens! The Aliens are definitely skilled, but they’re only slightly stronger than average humans. The Level 3 Akuma is immensely powerful and his abilities are in a league of their own. We can expect another solid battle for the Level 3 coming up, but for now let’s just enjoy this impressive win. The Alien drops down the ranks with this loss. Level 3 Akuma wins.

Tremors Review

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Tremors is a film that you may have heard of, but perhaps it has not been mentioned in your past. There are giant monsters creatures who are out to wreck havok and it’s up to the two main characters to stop him. Will they be able to save the world, or at least their home!? It’s crunch time!

Well, the plot involves Val and Earl as they go around helping people with small jobs. It may not be the greatest work out there, but it’s fulfilling and they’re making a difference. They decide to leave town and head for greater things, but they find a dead person. After that, people start disappearing and the monsters start to show themselves. It may be too late to leave the city and they may not even get to leave this place with their lives!

One thing that I have to note about this film is the fact that I forgot the names of the two main characters almost immediately. I can only vaguely recall them mentioning the names during the film and the characters are more memorable than their names. This may not be very surprising, but it’s still a bad sign when you can’t remember the names of the characters. I wouldn’t say that any of them were likable characters either.

They spend most of the film arguing and they tend to panic when the going gets tough. I doubt that either of them would last a few seconds against a true warrior, which brings me to Burt. Burt was definitely a solid character and I dare say that he was the best one in the film. He had a lot of ammunition and along with Heather, they managed to fend off the worms. Burt may have thrown in the towel a few times, but without his grenades and raw power, the main characters would have died out a long time ago.

There are other characters, but they don’t really do anything important. There’s a character who’s monitoring the tremors in the area and she ends up helping out against the worms. We’ve also got a teenager who keeps on messing with the main characters. There’s a pretty hardcore shop owner who’s ready to name the giant monsters as well.

Let’s talk about the giant monsters, aka, the Graboids. The Graboids may have sounded really hardcore and epic in the trailer, but there are not that cool in the film. The Graboids are very weak and a construction worker injures one by accident. The Graboid can move at a decent pace when they are underground, but they still end up getting outrun by the humans. Bullets do damage the creature if you aim at the correct spot and they will go down. Since the monster wasn’t that great, that pretty much ended the discussion on whether the film would be really cool or not.

There is also a scene where a lot of animals die and it didn’t really have any point. Once again, animals died because all horror movies need those scenes apparently. This film counts as a horror film in my book because it had giant monsters. The film does contain some pretty graphic violence and I wouldn’t recommend it to kids or the faint of heart and especially not to animal fans

Would I recommend this film to the rest of the world? I don’t think so. When a film lacks a good character cast, any noticeable soundtrack, a good monster, and has animals die for no reason; what did you think would happen? If you want to watch a true Kaiju film, check out Godzilla Final Wars! Otherwise, I’d advise you to just go buy some popcorn at the theater, but don’t watch the actual film. There isn’t really any good reason to watch this one and while it was not awful, I doubt I’ll be seeing it again.

Overall 2/10

Colossus vs Cyclops


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Colossus has a pretty high level of super strength and he’s not someone who should be taken lightly. Cyclops has his famous Optic Blasts at his disposal and one hit should take Colossus down for the count. Colossus is durable enough to endure the blasts for a while, but Cyclops will win in the end. Cyclops has the Phoenix Force at his disposal and he can end whole planets! Cyclops wins.

Genesect vs James Bond


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Genesect is a very fast Pokemon and one of the strongest of all time. His speed will be too much for James Bond to keep up with and one energy blast would end the battle in an instant. James Bond takes yet another loss, but at this point, we’ve come to expect it. James Bond isn’t a very good character and now it’s beginning to show. Genesect wins.

Battra vs Fire Man


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Fire Man is a pretty impressive fighter and I don’t think that Battra would be able to take him down. Fire Man’s firepower is far too intense and he’s also pretty fast. He can dodge all of Battra’s attacks while unleashing some powers of his own. Battra definitely won’t have a shot in this round. Fire Man wins.

Harribel vs James Bond


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Harribel is a skilled sword fighter and she could defeat James Bond in an instant. James Bond wouldn’t be able to keep up with her immense speed and his bullets wouldn’t do any damage to her. Harribel is definitely in a whole different league at this point and Bond wouldn’t stand a chance. Will his losses ever end? Harribel wins.

Shana vs Strobe


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Strobe is back, but she’s seriously out of her league against Shana. Shana has her sword and she’s far superior to Strobe in just about every way. Strobe would not last a minute against a powerful warrior like Shana. It’s been a while since she fought, but now Shana can finally rise up the blog ranks with this victory. Shana wins.