Prophecy Review


When you have a film about mutated animals running around often times it isn’t going to end well for the movie. This one was no exception as you’ll be shaking your head the whole time with the animal violence. The idea of the characters wandering into an area with a lot of radiation and creatures running around could be something more like Godzilla but that wasn’t the case here.

The movie starts off with Robert being asked to go look into a fight between some Native Americans and a lumber company. Robert asks why he would possibly be asked to do this and he’s basically just told to stop asking questions. Well, if he’s going to do this job then he’ll do it right and since he works for the EPA he looks into the radiation. Unfortunately this area is ignoring all environmental standards and toxic sludge is being tossed around. This sludge not only causes birth defects but seems to be triggering some kind of changes within the lifeforms around here. What can Robert do about this?

For the drama angle we have his wife Maggie who is pregnant with their future child and of course this is bad news for her. Any kind of birth complication would be particularly worrisome. Then there’s also the fact that Robert really doesn’t want kids. I forget if Maggie just forgot to use protection that time or if she just really wanted the kids, or if the film even addressed that. Either way she isn’t quite sure how to mention this to him so that causes a lot of tension.

Now if you are with someone who expressly says that they don’t want kids before you get married then you already know the score and shouldn’t try to mess with that. If it’s an accident then of course there’s nothing you can do about it so the context is important for this angle. Either way I wouldn’t say it adds a lot to the film since we’re here for the action, not for this romance plot which is definitely not the highlight anyway. Neither character ends up looking all that good by the end of that plot.

Maggie’s a bit too timid in bringing the topic up before it’s far too late. Once she was hearing about the sludge she should have let him know. Meanwhile Robert was so absorbed in what was going on that he didn’t pay her much attention at all. He at least tries to diffuse tensions within the camp but rarely does all that good a job of it. This guy’s a researcher, not a fighter so don’t expect him to get a ton of fight scenes.

Isely represents the company in this movie so naturally he is fairly corrupt and can’t really be reasoned with. When John and the tribe try to stop him from going further he nearly murders one of them. Of course he had to go through for his job and could have definitely knocked them around a bit but of course murdering them is never the answer. John is the leader of the tribe or at least the main acting member and he tries hard to protect the tribe’s interests but the plans aren’t always very well thought out. Standing in front of the jeep with the rest of the characters would just make it easy to be run over. Ultimately corporate would do that in order to save a few bucks.

Of course at the end of the day the movie is fairly standard in a lot of ways so it would have been fine without the animal angle. What really sinks it is what happens at that point. You have animals getting poisoned and dying out, being eaten, and then of course the final bear monster which looks incredibly deformed. It seems to be in pain just by existing. While the film’s about the Katahdin monster, it’s safe to say that this was still just an average bear. Even if it was film budget limitations that insisted on this, it doesn’t change that it wasn’t the big hyped hybrid.

Having a bear as the final boss is regrettable because of course that means the characters have to be attacking it even when it’s just trying to save its cub and take down the pesky humans. This is a problem all films involving antagonist animals have to deal with and it doesn’t leave the movie a lot of hope for making a comeback. Animal violence basically becomes unavoidable at that point.

It’s not like the film has any aspect that really sticks out to try and combat this either. It’s really a very standard film all things considered. There’s also one scene that will have you puzzled where John stays in the water for a very long time as the bear approaches. You fully expect it to pop out of the water and grab the guy but surprisingly in the 11th hour he manages to get up and run away. A bit of a pointless scene then right? Why was he even staying in the water? You can’t tell me he was so exhausted that he couldn’t move because adrenaline should take care of that real quick.

Overall, Prophecy is a title that probably won’t make you think about evil animals right away. Of course that is a bit misleading since it’s all the pollution’s fault. Not like the animals wanted to turn giant or deformed. That said, the movie ended up being pretty bad due in large parts to the very realistic effects for the deformed animals and the plot in general. It could be hard to look at the bear or the other animals directly in general. Throw in the romance plot that really didn’t add anything at all and this film was sliding downhill the whole time. I highly recommend avoiding this one and in general you will want to avoid films with an animal at the end like this. Trust me they aren’t going to stand out.

Overall 1/10

Junko Enoshima vs William Afton



Suggested by Wat It’s time for a battle of psychopaths. Junko can talk anyone into suicide while William murders everyone in his way for fun. So can Junko actually get through to someone whose mind has long since broken? I’d say no, William’s definitely going to be determined to take Junko out the whole time and physically she’s not much of a fighter. She may be able to avoid him for a little while but he doesn’t get tired and will eventually catch her. Then it’s game over. William Afton wins.

Abhorash vs Venat



Suggested by iKnowledge Abhorash is a powerful fighter with all kinds of dark arts at his disposal but they will not be enough to deal with Venat. Her holy spells will be too fast to block and they will deal a whole lot of damage due to his dark nature. If he had greater speed than he might have been able to dodge but as it stands he will be taking the full brunt of her attacks and that will be too much for him. He won’t be able to stay in the fight long enough to take her down. Venat wins.

Pokemon Go Update


Feels like it’s pretty recent since my last Pokemon Go update but this summer has been solid for accomplishing! Got my next Platinum medal for beating 2000 Team Rocket members! Now I’m up to 39 Platinum Medals, still 27 to go so it’ll still take forever to get them all to Platinum but each one always feels like a good accomplishment. Not sure which one will be next, maybe Mega Evolving 1500-2500 Pokemon.

Platinum 39
Gold 12
Silver 11
Bronze 3
No Medal 1

Edgin Darvis vs Nemo



This is a tribute to the Dungeons and Dragons film. Edgin Darvis is a solid main character. He may not be the strongest guy but he knows his limitations and how to use cunning to get the best of his opponents. You can never count the guy out and I think he would have fun taking Nemo down. Nemo just wouldn’t have many skills in the tank needed to take someone like this down. Edgin Darvis wins.

Kyrii vs Luke Benson



This is a tribute to the Blame! movie. Ultimately Kyrii may be a man of few words but the villains definitely never forget this guy. His energy gun can take down tons of opponents all at once with minimal effort. Luke has a normal gun but not only will the bullets not do much of anything to Kyrii, but Luke isn’t fast enough to dodge any of the counter attacks. As a result he will definitely go down here. Kyrii wins.

Noah Diaz vs Howard Aguello



This is a tribute to the latest Transformers movie. Noah Diaz ultimately stepped up and did his best to fight off the enemies. He may not have been the best character but I’ll give him points for effort. With his suit he should be able to easily dispatch Howard in any kind of fight. The guy just wouldn’t have the skills needed to really keep up with Noah for very long. Noah Diaz wins.

Josef K vs Ka-Kui



This is a tribute to Police Story 2. As always Ka-Kui looked really good here. He didn’t let any of the enemies get to him and just kept on fighting against all odds. He may make his share of mistakes but he doesn’t give up the way that Josef K does. Josef doesn’t have the fortitude or the skill needed to take down an opponent like this. Ka-Kui wins.

The Cincinnati Kid vs Ethan Hunt



This is a tribute to the latest Mission Impossible film. As always Ethan Hunt looked really good here. He was always saving lives and trying to get to the bottom of the mystery no matter how many obstacles were in his way. The Cincinnati Kid is good at reading 2-3 moves ahead into the future but that’s not going to be enough to take down a top tier agent like Ethan Hunt. His skills are just a little too much at this point and one gunshot would end this. Ethan Hunt wins.

Shazam vs Beard Hunter



This is a tribute to the second Shazam film. Ultimately eh looked pretty good in this one even if he had a lot of trouble against the villains in combat. He wouldn’t have trouble against the Beard Hunter though. That guy’s got a cool costume and a whole lot of skills at his disposal but ultimately that won’t be enough against a fighter as powerful as Shazam. A single punch would put this guy down.