Ep 6 is now out!

Indiana Jones was at a bar drinking sprite. He had always known that Sprite was the best drink out there, but still had beer in public to show that he was tough stuff! Since he was alone it was okay to enjoy he soda. The bar started shaking. “Sounds like a Kaiju attack,” Master Chief sputtered. He was far too drunk to feel anything.

Indiana Jones quickly took a drink of his sprite so Master Chief couldn’t tell that it was beer. Of course he was much too far away and even if he had seen the Sprite he wouldn’t have been able to tell. After another tremor caused Indiana Jones to drop his sprite he figured he may as well check what was happening.

Meanwhile Sentry 459 was walking around. His giant arms smashing into buildings left and right. “If only those buildings weren’t in the way. Then I wouldn’t have to keep banging them,” Sentry 459 thought as he kept walking. He saw a small organic walk towards him with a gun. “Pitiful Organics,” he thought as he ignored the creature. “Eat lead machine,” Indiana Jones yelled as he ire a bullet. It bounced off of Sentry 459 and headed towards Jones.

Quickly Indiana Jones ducked and the bullet whizzed over his head. “Looks like bullets won’t work,” Indiana Jones said to himself as he put his gun away. He only had one weapon in his arsenal that could possibly stop the creature. He took out his whip. It was a Longshot, but maybe he could do it. Indiana Jones started spinning his whip. Back and Forth. Back and Forth. He was glad that he could keep up with Sentry 459 by walking. This way he could keep spinning.

Finally, Indiana Jones threw the whip around Sentry 459. Sentry 459 turned towards Indiana Jones and shot an energy blast. Indiana Jones jumped out of the way and grabbed a motorcycle. “Catch me if you can!” Indiana Jones yelled as he zoomed off. “The organic is running away. Well, I think I’ll blast him and keep going,” with that thought Sentry 459 casually fired an energy blast and kept going.

Poor Indiana Jones thought he had caught the Sentry 459’s attention and drove off. The energy blast was going pretty fast and picking up speed. Indiana Jones quickly jumped off of his motorcycle and managed to catch a speeding car. “That energy blast can’t catch me!? Indiana Jones taunted as the car kept going. Too bad it didn’t have a driver because the next second Indiana Jones found himself banging a wall.

“NOOOOO!” He yelled as the blast hit him. Indiana Jones hit the ground. “I lose,” he thought as he fainted. Indiana Jones was a brave man, but he didn’t exactly have the power to take on someone like Sentry 459. Perhaps nobody does, but that’s for another story.

The End