Hirudegarn vs Superman




Suggested by Destroyer Superman is the famous Man of Steel. An incredibly powerful fighter who has won more fights than I can count. That said, he is really out of his league here. Hirudegarn has the power to end planets on a whim and enough speed to even surprise Goku. Superman’s hits aren’t going to do a whole lot against him. I’m not sure if it will even deal any damage to be honest. Hirudegarn wins.

Hirudegarn vs Juggernaut




Suggested by Destroyer Hirudegarn has returned and he’s ready for some action. The Juggernaut is an incredibly durable fighter so he won’t go down easily but I also don’t see him lasting very long here. A few of those solar system ending blasts should do the trick and Juggernaut is not fast enough to ever catch up to this guy. Ultimately that’s pretty bad news for him. Hirudegarn wins.

Shadow Android vs Hirudegarn




Suggested by Destroyer Hirudegarn was the final big DBZ villain so he definitely gets a lot of respect on that front. He makes for a large target but in this case he is fast enough where the Android won’t be able to speedblitz him. Additionally, the gap in their power is insane as Hirudegarn could end the entire solar system with a single blast. His durability will void all of the Android’s attacks so that’s game over. Hirudegarn wins.

Shadow Android vs Sailor Saturn




Suggested by Destroyer Sailor Saturn returns but she is no match against the Shadow Android. He’s just too fast and while he may not have as much destructive power as Saturn, the blows will still be enough to take down her defenses and ultimately win him the match. The difference in speed makes the raw power irrelevant in the end. Shadow Android wins.

Sailor Saturn vs Rias Gremory




Suggested by Sonic Sailor Saturn’s a fun character to be sure, but she is completely out of her element here. Rias has powerful hell bolts at the ready and a single blast would obliterate Saturn. Saturn’s own projectiles are formidable as well but they just aren’t at the same level. She can’t spam them as well and isn’t fast enough to keep up with Rias. Ultimately this will be her undoing. Rias Gremory wins.

Luud vs Yakon




Suggested by Sonic Yakon always had the potential to be a pretty great DBZ villain but unfortunately Goku took him out before he could ever really show off. Luud’s in a similar case since we never got to see his ultimate power but his normal form was still quite strong. I have little doubts that he would be able to handle Yakon here. A few good blasts will do the trick. Luud wins.

Gmerl vs Gregar




Suggested by Sonic Gmerl is strong but was never as impressive as Emerl. He has some decent energy abilities and some speed but in this case Gregar’s pure power would be enough to overwhelm him. Gregar may have a rep for always losing since Megaman tends to beat him up but the guy is still powerful in his own right and won’t go down easy. Gregar wins.

Hitsugaya vs Nel




Suggested by Sonic Hitsugaya has some pretty solid ice attacks but they definitely won’t be doing a whole lot against Nel. Nel has the better close quarter combat moves and that makes a world of difference in these fights. Hitsugaya has obtained some pretty impressive abilities in the final arc though which throws everything I said out the window. His perfected Bankai improves all of his stats past Nel’s. Hitsugaya wins.

Galaxy Eyes Tachyon Dragon vs Yomi




Suggested by Sonic Galaxy Eyes has a pretty cool name and he is quite the force to be reckoned with. You don’t want to mess with this monster because most likely you will end up being crushed. That being said, Yomi is far too powerful to this dragon. He was able to fight Yusuke to a standstill and that was near the end of the series. He has enough energy output to utterly obliterate Galaxy Eyes. Yomi wins.

Creature from the Haunted Sea Review


When you have a film with a title like this you know you’re in for a treat. After all, films with monsters in them tend to be fun and this one is no exception. A whole lot happens throughout the movie so while it is fairly short, it doesn’t really feel that way. Roger Corman’s films tend to be rather sub par but this one surprised me as it was actually fairly good.

The movie starts out with Capetto making a deal with some resistance leaders. He will get their men onto safe land and will transport their treasure using his boat. He’ll get a nice commission of course. The general and his men agree to this deal but what they don’t know is that Capetto plans to backstab them and take the money for himself. His plan is simple, he’ll leave traces of a fake monster aboard the ship and bump the henchmen off one by one. Eventually they will all get scared and run off while Capetto keeps the money.

What Capetto doesn’t know is that an American agent known as Sparks as infiltrated his crew and is trying to find some proof of their wrongdoing. He intends to fight as hard as he can in part because he thinks Capetto’s main girl Mary-Belle needs saving. The guy is so hopelessly obsessed with her that no matter how many times she says she likes the life of crime he doesn’t believe her. What none of these characters know is that there is a true monster running around as well.

From the start you can tell that the film is having a lot of fun with this concept. It’s definitely not a serious creature feature as even for its time you’re not meant to take it seriously. The costume for the monster is really good though. His eyes kind of pop out at you that’s for sure. He also has good gripping strength so if he grabs you then it’s all over. There is just no escape at that point. It doesn’t do a whole lot in the film at first but by the end lets just say that the body count is pretty high here.

Capetto and his crew are to blame for a lot of it as well though since they bump off a lot of the resistance guys themselves. They want the treasure after all and bumping people is really the only way they know how to get it. Capetto is a smooth customer and works well as the main villain. He is able to gain people’s trust rather easily considering that he is openly a criminal. That takes a lot of skill and intelligence.

Then you have Mary-Belle who is a reasonable heroine. She certainly doesn’t mind insulting the rest of the characters quite a lot. In particular she definitely insults Sparks a lot but it’s certainly justified since the guy is way too obsessed. He has a lot of fun dialogue as the narrator but as the character himself he is clearly too distracted to do his job properly. The guy is always messing up and if he is America’s best agent then we are certainly in trouble.

Then you have Jack who falls for one of the island girls in a subplot that seems rather pointless. See, the characters crash land on an island where naturally they meet up with an island girl and her mother. Both of them get their own romantic subplots as Pete, the animal guy also falls for one of them. Pete’s gimmick is that he can mimic any animal cry with ease. He can sound like an elephant to suddenly a giant monster. Naturally you can see how this would help the plans that Capetto had in store for the others. It also leads to a rather odd sequence of Pete and the island girl communicating through the roars. One of them was also throwing a lot of insults constantly but these guys only understand English so they never picked up on it.

A comedy/parody like this really thrives on having a lot of fun moments and poking fun at a variety of story elements without dragging on. I would say this one definitely pulls that off without issue. For starters the film is pretty short as mentioned earlier and it is very entertaining. The writing is pretty solid with some good one liners and characters stating the obvious. It can all get quite dramatic like something out of a Noir title but without earning it the way most films would.

The ending is even a little unexpected I would say. There was one character that I didn’t think was going to die in the end who ultimately wasn’t able to survive. As mentioned, the body count here is high, perhaps a lot higher than the average creature feature. The ending is also pretty cool with the monster actually getting some personality in the final shot. Now that’s how you do it.

The voices for some of the characters was also something else. The voice imitation guy for example would sound really deep at some points and then would go back to normal. I would say this was true for a few characters but mainly his guy. I think the sound mixing guy was having some fun while getting this all ready. Ultimately I wouldn’t say this is a film you’ll never forget or some kind of amazing title but it was pretty good and a lot of fun. Ultimately that’s the proper foundations towards making a good movie.

Overall, Creature from the Haunted Sea was pretty good, definitely better than I had expected. It has a good mix of humor and suspense along with an interesting cast. While they are interesting, saying that they are fully likable may be a different ball game. Most of these guys are all either crooks of desperate flirts who may as well be crooks. None of them are meant to be all that likable but at the same time the film doesn’t go out of its way to paint them as terrible characters or anything. They do murder people but by and large they stick to knocking people off rather quickly. If you want to check out a film that’s rather outside the box then this one will be up your alley. Just watch out for the monster because he means business!

Overall 7/10