Category Archives: Battles

Norman Bates vs James Bond

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Suggested by Destroyer James Bond is an agent who has been in a lot of fights. While I take shots at him quite often, you can’t deny his power. Bond is a better hand to hand fighter than Norman and he’s also an expert shot. A single bullet would put Norman away and that’s the thing with being human. Unless you have a lot of experience of agility you will ultimately lose in one blow if the attack lands. I don’t trust Norman to be able to dodge the shot. James Bond wins.

Norman Bates vs Chunk

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Suggested by Destroyer Norman Bates is a serial killer who is decent with a knife. That said, he’s not used to going up against actual opponents. The Chunk has teleportation and gravity powers. Norman has no experience dealing with either one of those moves and he would quickly be overwhelmed here. There’s just nothing he can hope to do against the Chunk. The Chunk would easily crush the life out of Norman and that would be game over. It’s rare to see this guy getting wins. The Chunk wins.

Jirass vs Wybie Lovat

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Suggested by Destroyer Wybie is a nice kid but he’s not exactly a fighter. I don’t really think there is anything he could actually do to stop Jirass. Jirass is a Kaiju and so his durability exceeds that of what any normal human can hope to dish out in terms of damage. Jirass may not be very fast but it doesn’t matter since his size will allow him to cross such a distance with ease. Jirass wins.

Jirass vs Jack Sparrow

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Suggested by Destroyer Jirass is a powerful Kaiju. While he may not be one of the most well known ones out there, the guy left an impression. Jack Sparrow may have immortality to a degree, it doesn’t really help here. I’ve always been of the opinion that immortality can be more of a curse than a blessing since you’ll end up getting stomped into the dirt for all eternity if you live in a realm where there’s a fighter more powerful than you. That’s just how it goes sometimes and that’s what would happen here as Jirass will stomp Jack until he stays down. Jirass wins.

Whispy Woods vs Swamp Thing

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Suggested by Sonic Whispy Woods is a pretty powerful tree and I’m sure Swamp Thing would be proud to see such a powerful plant. Still, Swamp Thing is leader of the Green and is incredibly powerful. He has traded blows with powerful fighters like Superman and Wonder Woman in the past. I don’t really have any doubts that he would be able to overwhelm Whispy Woods with minimal effort. Whispy isn’t very mobile and lacks a lot of attack options. Swamp Thing would likely break him with a punch or two. Swamp Thing wins.

Phantom (Zero) vs Captain Planet

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Suggested by Sonic Captain Planet is pretty powerful. While his weakness is extremely easy to exploit you have to give him credit for always getting back up to give it another whirl. Still, I would have to give the edge here to Phantom. Phantom is fast enough to stay out of Planet’s reach for the entirety of the fight and then counter with quick cuts. Phantom’s moves have been shown to be able to damage Reploid metal and so Planet would not walk away unscathed. The hits would add up very quickly and so Planet will go down without being able to even put up much of a fight. Phantom (Zero) wins.

Nightmare vs Moondragon

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Suggested by Sonic Nightmare is a pretty powerful fighter from Soul Calibur. His attacks deal some pretty serious damage and he can suck away an opponent’s energy to an extent. I don’t believe Moondragon’s mental abilities will help here much so she needs to focus on her energy projection. That’s not a bad fallback plan though as her blasts can dent steel and she can shoot them consecutively without a whole lot of effort. I would ultimately take her in the fight here. Nightmare doesn’t have the speed necessary to block all of her shots or dodge to get in close. Moondragon wins.

Jolly Green Giant vs Bloody Moon Dragon

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Suggested by Sonic The Jolly Green Giant is a pretty comforting figure when it comes to fighters. You know that he can protect the corn rather well but he hasn’t actually been in a real fight despite that. I don’t think he would be able to do a whole lot against the Bloody Moon Dragon. The gap in their abilities is simply too vast. The Dragon can stay in the air and pepper the Giant with fire blasts. The Moon Dragon can then use his speed to stay out of the Giant’s range long enough for the hits to add up. Bloody Moon Dragon wins.

Android 14 vs Turles

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Suggested by Sonic Android 14 is a pretty powerful guy. Ordinarily you would expect him to crush Turles but things have changed since his day. Turles has gotten massively more powerful thanks to Xenoverse and Heroes. It’s at the point where he was able to unlock god level powers which is really pretty useful in a fight He is now faster and more powerful than 14. It’s hard to see 14 being able to do a whole lot against an opponent this skilled. Android 14 is out of his league here and doesn’t really have any attack options left. Turles wins.

Kikoru Shinomiya vs Jade

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Jade returns for another fight but this time she’s up against a Kaiju hunter. Jade’s close quarter combat skills are likely greater than Kikoru’s but she still gets dominated in terms of speed and power. Jade can teleport but that won’t be enough to compensate for Kikoru’s battle speed. Kikoru would be all over Jade in a matter of seconds. Jade’s best bet is to try and land a hit to Kikoru’s face since that is unprotected by the armor. That could result in a one hit KO, but I just don’t think she’ll be fast enough to make that happen. Kikoru Shinomiya wins.