Category Archives: Battles

Ridley (Alien Hunter) vs Ripley

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As tough as the alien hunter is, I don’t think Ridley is ready to take on Ripley. Ripley has dealt with aliens that were much fiercer than Ridley’s versions and Ripley also knows how to use a gun when in a tight situation. Having a gun is a significant advantage when both fighters are only human. There’s no way that Ridley can even land a hit here since one shot is all that Ripley needs. Ripley wins.

Ryu vs Pit

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Pit is one of Nintendo’s stronger protagonists so he can actually give Ryu a good fight here. That being said, Asura’s Wrath propelled Ryu to new heights. With his newfound abilities, Pit simply wouldn’t be able to keep up with Ryu in a fist fight. The street fighter has more raw power, technique, and speed. Pit’s large array of long range weapons simply won’t be enough to claim this round. Ryu may not need his demon mode this time. Ryu wins.

Kiva vs Wii Fit Trainer

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Kiva’s actually a lot stronger than I had remembered. His raw attack power is very impressive and his high levels of speed allow him to fight several enemies at once. Wii Fit Trainer excels at fighting from a distance, but I don’t see her being able to keep up with Kiva from long range either thanks to his strong energy blasts. His hammer grants him additional power and not even the Wii Fit Trainer’s energy bodies attack can keep him at bay. Kiva wins.

Yami Yugi vs Kurapika

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Yami Yugi has dozens of cards at his disposal which he can use to overwhelm Kurapika. Kurapika’s eyes will ensure that Yami Yugi keep his guard up for the fight, but chains won’t be enough to slay Slifer The Sky Dragon! Yami Yugi also has dozens of other monsters he can call in an emergency. That’s Game Over for the scarlet heir. Yami Yugi wins.

Littlefoot vs Batman

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This is a tribute to Batman Unlimited. Batman looked tough and as experienced as he should be. He is the Dark Knight after all and Batman’s been fighting a large variety of different villains for decades now. Littlefoot’s a tough little dinosaur, but he doesn’t have any way to defend himself against Batman’s many long range options. A few good explosive discs will be enough to end the match as soon as it has begun. Prep Time is huge here, but Batman wins without it as well. Batman wins.

Littlefoot vs Balki Bartokomous

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Littlefoot makes his debut here and I can assure you that Balki won’t be able to defeat a dinosaur. That’d be a little too much if you ask me. Balki’s not even an experienced fighter so he won’t have the experience needed to dodge Littlefoot’s vicious bites. Littlefoot may not be as large as the average T Rex, but you’ve got to believe that his physical power is still very impressive. Game Over Balki, you had a nice run! Littlefoot wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Barth

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Barth makes his debut on the blog! He’s from the comedy You can’t do that on Television! It’s like some kind of fake reality, comedy show. I’m not sure I fully understand the show, but that’s okay. In a fist fight, my money’s definitely on Balki. Barth definitely doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who can really fight. Likewise with Balki of course, but he could put up a better fight than Barth and that’s enough to take this round. Balki Bartokomous wins.

Punisher vs Katniss

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This is a tribute to the Mockingjay Part 2 and the Avengers Confidential film. It works out perfectly since Katniss loses hers while Punisher is able to take his win. Simply put, Katniss looked terrible in the final Hunger Games film as she continues to under perform and showed me why I was never a fan of the character to begin with. On the opposite side of the spectrum was the Punisher, a villain who is actually relatable and has goals that I can sympathize with. One is an excellently crafted character while the other is poorly written and overrated. Guns also beat arrows while we’re on the subject. Punisher wins.

Bowser vs Godzilla

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This could be a little controversial, but I’m going with Bowser all the way here. His Giga Bowser form greatly amps up his attack power and he has enough projectiles to hit and run against Godzilla. Bowser definitely has the edge in speed here and his Clown Car can safely let him travel through the air. Godzilla will have an incredibly difficult time landing any good hits in this round while Bowser will be sniping him the entire time. The hits will add up and then it’s game over for the big G! Bowser wins.

Charizard vs Bowser

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Bowser is a tough Mario opponent and he has Giga Bowser form, which can cause a lot of damage. That being said, Charizard is simply the more powerful fighter here. He has a decent amount of resistance to fire attacks and Bowser will have a tough time landing any physical attacks due to Charizard’s speed. The Pokemon can afford to stay from afar and throw out his long range attacks for a while. A few hyper beams should do the trick here! Charizard wins.