Ronan The Accuser vs Captain America


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Captain America’s shield has always been his favorite weapon. Why Not? It can block anything from a solar system destroying Phoenix Blast to a direct hit from a planet busting strike. It works every time except for when it doesn’t. That being said, a superb defense does not always translate into a great offense and Ronan will easily be able to deal damage to the Captain eventually while Rogers doesn’t really have anything at his disposal to take care of the accuser. Ronan The Accuser wins.

Update Captain America’s Nova form definitely takes the win here.

Wii Fit Trainer vs Howard Aguello


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The Wii Fit Trainer is definitely stronger than good ole Howard. Howard has some basic hand to hand skills thanks to his street smarts, but he still can’t win this. A gun is okay to have, but the Wii Fit Trainer can use her multi color (explosive) clones to take Howard down in a single shot. Howard just couldn’t win this time. Wii Fit Trainer wins.

Ronan The Accuser vs Shazam


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Ronan The Accuser is pretty powerful, but he now faces one of DCs finest heroes. Shazams power is comparable to that of Supermans and his super speed gives him a solid advantage in this round. He has a decent immunity to magic thanks to his abilities and he should be able to last long enough against Ronans strikes to speed in for the KO. Shazam wins.

Shizuku Sangou vs Dr Kochin


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Dr Kochin has a machine gun and he is not afraid to use it, but it will not be enough to stop Shizuku Sangou. Shizuku Sangou has her knives and she is very proficient at throwing them at high speeds. Her partner is a thunder animal that provides a little support. It may not be very powerful, but they are more than a match for this Dr. Kochin is simply too old. Shizuku Sangou wins.

Rocket Raccoon vs Ironman


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Rocket is definitely one of the fan favorite characters from Marvel and he is a solid fighter with a blaster. The thing is….this wont be enough to stop the armored Avenger. Ironman just needs to fire one Unibeam and it is lights out for Rocket. Rocket is charismatic, but he’s technically not one of the stronger Marvel fighters. Ironman wins.

Solaris vs Burter


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Solaris is one of the strongest Sonic villains in existence and it’s tough for anyone to match up against that level of power. Luckily, Burter is the right man for the job. He’s known as one of the fastest characters in history and he claimed that he was the fastest. Solaris has some solid attacks, but they’re too slow to hit this guy. Burter wins.

Showcase Presents Sgt. Rock Volume 4 Review

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It’s time for the next big Showcase Presents review. DC has a lot of popular superheroes who were around back in the day and then went on to become super heroes. At the same time, they also had their classic war veterans and Sgt. Rock is arguably the biggest one around. Some would argue that he was more memorable than Nick Fury and I could hardly disagree. Sgt. Rock is a fighter and as with Judge Dredd in another comic, this collection made me an insta fan. He’s pretty cool!

This collection brings a bunch of comics together, but it’s hard to really say what the plot is. Aside from the fact that they’re fighting in World War II of course. If you’ve read any of the old civil war issues from either Marvel or DC, you would know why. Just about every issue is a stand alone. The Nazi’s try to take out Sgt. Rock and his pals only to be quickly broken. Once in a blue moon, they will actually gain the upper hand, but Sgt. Rock is always ready for their tricks.

It’s easy to think that this could get repetitive after a while, but I can’t say that I ever felt like that. Each comic is fun to read and it’s partially because the writing is so good. Today’s comics tend to have some pretty generic trash talking at the ready, but not this collection! Just about every line is a pretty good pun during the battles. (Then again, with a character named Ice Cream it’s what you may expect) The fighters are all pretty heroic and they have a lot of respect for Sgt. Rock. It’s hard not too considering how good he is.

Sgt. Rock really makes the comic. Sometimes, the cast and story can only be okay and the comic will still be great as long as the lead is rock (get it?) solid. That’s the case this time. Without Sgt. Rock, I can safely say that the collection would not be the same. He doesn’t believe in superstitions and he’s easily the best GI Joe of the bunch. He has good instincts and battle experience that help him overcome all challenges that go his way. His personality is basically like Fury’s in the old days, but he’s a little more intense and willing to do whatever it takes to win. He’s a great hand to hand fighter and the only time that he was defeated was when it was 8 to 1.

Even though the plots are mostly one shots, I’ll give a few examples of what a plot could be. One involved a guy who had these magical tarot cards that told him whenever someone was about to die. People began to die left and right to Sgt. Rock has to figure out a way to show his men that there’s no such thing as magic. In another comic, the army men had to team up with the French Cadets to stop a bunch of explosives from going off.

If there were any characters that I didn’t care for aside from the Nazi’s, it was definitely the cadets. They aren’t bad characters per say, but I think that it’s stretching it a little bit to have them there. They’re just kids so I can’t really picture them taking out whole squadrons of soldiers. They also never really get to say any puns. They’re very serious during the battles and the heroes always end up acknowledging that the cadets did good by the end. They appear in quite a few comics as they lend their support.

Another comic had Sgt. Rock and his men find many clues left by an unknown soldier. These clues warned them of danger and liked to playfully insult Sgt. Rock. This happens in a few different issues and they never really find out who’s leaving them there. One comic says that it’s more or less meta, but I’m waiting for a real reveal. This guy seems to be pretty cool so far and meeting him would be epic.

One of the more emotional comics is Sgt. Rock’s origin stories. Luckily, it only takes place before he got his stripes instead of showing us how he grew up. 3 of his allies died and he inherited their stripes. Another sad comic was the one where a solo act joined up with them and he refused to work with the team. He learned better…but he learned the hard way. There are many other comics that I could mention, but you get the jist of it.

Luckily, this was a little after the good ole horseback riding days so we don’t really get any animal violence that I could remember. There is one scene where Sgt. Rock is painfully interrogated, but it is luckily completely off screen except for a few hits so it’s not as bad as it could be. We know that Sgt. Rock is the kind of guy who will never talk so it could have been a potentially long scene.

I almost forgot to mention, but Sgt. Rock’s group is named Easy. It’s a pretty great name since it provides them with extra enthusiasm. There are so many puns that they end up making about the name. To enemies, it sounds like the group is made up of pushovers, but they learn better once the fights start. The team is especially good during the close combat brawls as they can all fight in their distinctive style. They would be dead against the airplanes without Sgt. Rock though because they don’t tend to see them quick enough. “Eat Dirt, Easy” is an example of what Sgt. Rock says as the airplane approaches. I’m not sure how effective that is to dodge the gunfire, but I suppose that you are making a smaller target out of yourself.

The artwork is pretty solid. I can’t say that I liked the formatting for the graphic novel at one point though. It’s in black and white, but that’s not really a negative. What I’m talking about is the size of the print. It’s good for most of them, but there must have been a malfunction somewhere as one of the comics is really unclear. It’s still readable of course, but it can be a bit of a strain to read it. This won’t really affect the score and it could have just been this particular collection and the toner was just a little off.

Overall, This was a very fun collection to read. If you like the World War II stories (and even if you didn’t) then you’ll like this one. Sgt. Rock is a very good character and the writing is easily 5 star material. I can’t say that I had very high hopes for this one coming in, but it was definitely very well done. It’s too bad that Sgt. Rock hasn’t appeared all that much i the modern comics, but maybe it’s for the best. He will always be remembered for his World War II adventures and his reputation will stay untarnished. I highly recommend this collection and it is definitely not a bad deal financially considering how many stories are included. Go Easy!

Overall 7/10

Dragoness vs Nohime


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Dragoness can fire some mild elemental blasts, which would deal some pretty major damage if they connected with Nohime. Dragoness can also fly so she would seem to have the edge since Nohime is firmly grounded in reality. That being said, Nohime can fire many bullets in a short span of time and Dragoness is not bulletproof. These bullets have allowed her to take on large groups of foes at once so she should not be underestimated. I believe that Nohime actually has the edge here. Nohime wins.

Tsukishima vs Ichigo


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Tsukishima is back and he’s up against one of the strongest anime characters out there. Ichigo’s speed and power put him on a higher level than the average fighter. He has a solid array of attacks at his disposal and any one of them could defeat Tsukishima. Tsukishima is an experienced swordfighter in his own right, but he’s not ready to challenge Ichigo at this point in time. Ichigo wins.

Bugs Bunny vs Colossus


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Bugs Bunny is back from his happy world of the Looney Tunes to challenge another fighter. Colossus once obtained the Phoenix Force so his destructive capabilities should be more than a match for Bugs Bunny’s toonforce. Toonforce doesn’t help in a fight anyway so this is pretty one sided. Colossus will win with a single punch. Colossus wins.