Jonathan Joestar vs Jotaro Kujo


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Jonathan Joestar makes his debut on the blog and it’s against another character from the Jo Jo franchise. Jotaro is pretty skilled in his own right and those wind abilities of his can be pretty fierce. That being said, Jonathan is physically a lot more capable than Jotaro and his super strength should be enough to deal with Kujo’s stand. Having a healing factor to back him up is another edge for Jonathan. Jonathan Joestar wins.

Update 7/16/2023 I have been convinced that Jonathan would not be able to win this one. Ultimately Jotaro’s stand is a little too powerful and Jonathan’s options would be limited in trying to counter it. Jotaro Kujo wins.

I Frankenstein Review

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This time, I actually had heard of I Frankenstein before watching it. The trailer was easily one of the best ones that I saw this year and the only one that gave it any real competition was the trailer for the new Spiderman film. The trailer reminded me of the Underworld films and apparently it is from the same crew. I definitely had some decently high expectations for the film as I went in and I can safely say that it exceeded them. Considering that this film isn’t part of a big franchise or based on something that I’m familiar with, it did great. I Frankenstein is easily one of the best stand alone films that I’ve seen in a while. (Losing to The One as far as action films go, but it can even match up to DC and Marvel films)

The plot starts off with the usual Frankenstein story. Dr. Frankenstein tries to murder his creation, but he fails miserably, which results in his own death + his wife’s. When the monster goes to bury the doctor; he gets attacked by vampires demons. (I’m just going to call the monster Frankenstein from here on out to make things a little easier to read and type) Frankenstein is saved by some Gargoyles and they take him to their castle base. They are in a war with the demons and the humans have no idea about what has been going on. It’s a supernatural war and the demons are a part of the 666 legions that Satan sent to plunge the world into darkness. The gargoyles were ordered by the angels to hold the fort. (It was either Angel Michael or Gabriel who gave them this mission) The Gargoyles defend the peace and their leader is the only one who can directly communicate to the angels so they strive to protect her at all costs.

Frankenstein decides that he stands alone and he leaves. They supply him with a holy weapon and Frankenstein disappears for well over 100 years. The demons attack him again and Frankenstein decides that he’s going to fight back this time. No more running away…he’s going to end this war and take them all down. Will the Gargoyles approve? Frankenstein has a lot of battles ahead of him and he’s going to need to keep his guard up at all times.

Frankenstein is a pretty decent main character and this is my favorite interpretation of this figure. No longer is Frankenstein the slow monster that we’ve known him to be. No, he now possesses a mild degree of super strength/speed and he’s a solid fighter. He fights pretty well against the demon hordes. He may not be the most heroic character out there, but the film hints that he has softened up a little. (He better have since he starts the film off with a murder. It’s hard to forget that part) He deals a lot of damage to both sides through the film.

Prince Naberius is the main villain of the film. He’s the big boss and he is assumed to be much more powerful than the other demons. We don’t really see this because he takes a more diplomatic approach. He’s the kind of villain who appears to be gentle and nice in public, but he’s secretly as vicious as they come. He does get to mildly fight at the end of the film, but he doesn’t get any satisfying form of closure. As far as main villains go; he can be a little on the generic side and I was a little underwhelmed by his true form. That being said, it was amusing to see him in his human guise. It reminded me a little of Lex Luther in his actions. Naberius was definitely an all right character.

Terra is the main heroine of the film, but she doesn’t appear until we’re pretty late into the film. She’s all right, but I wouldn’t say that she stands out in any way. She’s experiments on animals and that’s something that I never like from scientists. That automatically meant that I would not like her in the film and she was never able to climb back from that. She helps out towards the climax and she’s supposed to be a sympathetic character that we can relate too, but she really didn’t have a purpose in the film. She could have been cut out and nobody would really notice.

Gideon is one of the highest ranking Gargoyles and he really doesn’t like Frankenstein. He’s so antagonistic that one would almost expect him to descend after he is defeated. He’s definitely no hero and he may be a decent fighter, but there isn’t much to suggest that he’s stronger than the others aside from the hype that he is given. I definitely didn’t care for him and I was rooting for him to lose in his fights.

Leonore is the Queen of the Gargoyles and she does not act as holy as you may expect. She doesn’t mind lying and using someone as long as it furthers her ambitions and she does give a kill order at one point in the film. (Again…this is why I’m glad that they decided to make the heroes work under the Angels as Gargoyles. I would be pretty incredulous to see Angels lie and decides to destroy people) She very unlikable, but then again…I didn’t care for any of the Gargoyles by the end of the film. The very first pair of Gargoyles that found Frankenstein were okay, but that’s about it. Leonore looks bad right up to the very end as she stabs a defenseless villain. At that point, they had to get rid of thousands of demons, but while her allies were taking them down by the dozens…she only defeated one. That’s not going to win her any fans.

Zuriel is the right hand man of Naberius and he was easily the best villain. He was a lot stronger than I had guessed and he proved to be more than a match for Frankenstein in a fair fight. Zuriel’s demon form was a little generic, but I can let that slide since he was fun to watch. He doesn’t get a whole lot of screentime, but each scene proves that aside from being a fighter; Zuriel is also a tactician. He proved to be smarter than Naberius when it came to planning.

Now, I have to address the gargoyles. They were supposedly sent here by the Angels so they should be pretty good people right? Unfortunately, that doesn’t really appear to be the case. I’m sure that some of them are heroic, but I just expect a lot more from them. They may not be complete Angels, but when I finally meet an Angel; I expect them to be nothing like the Gargoyles in the film. One of these holy Gargoyles happy tells Frankenstein that he’s doomed to rot in hell for all eternity and he’s really thrilled about this. (He’s also a little sore since he’s being terminated)

One plot in the film is how Frankenstein doesn’t have a soul. The gargoyles are mad at him and also worried because they say that he shouldn’t exist and now God is not the only one who has created life. They act as if Satan will destroy everything with this knowledge and that the world is doomed. First of all, I don’t see how Frankenstein would not have a soul. Even though he was created by another human; Frankenstein has emotions and he can feel pain. He’s completely alive and I would say that this means that he automatically has a soul. An interesting part is that he does something during the final part of the film that proves that he doesn’t have a soul, which contradicts what happens a few minutes after that. Do souls really grow that quickly? I don’t know…that part felt sketchy. He should have had a soul from the beginning.

One scene that I didn’t care for was the scene with the rat as they tried to perfect the regeneration process. Testing on animals will always be wrong. Many say that it’s for the greater good so that humans will be okay, but that’s not okay in my book. If we want to be healthier, then we need to test on ourselves instead of innocent creatures. That scene was pretty awful, but luckily it was only once and we didn’t have any other forms of animal violence.

Another part that I took issue with was how weak the Gargoyles base was. The demons were basically able to take it over at any time. When they finally decided to attack the Gargoyles; it was a blowout. The demons outnumbered them over 100-1 and the heroes quickly started saying things like “It’s Over.” Why couldn’t they call for backup from the other bases that were previously mentioned? They said that Satan only has command over 666 legions so the Gargoyles should definitely outnumber them at this point. It’s definitely a little on the iffy side to see such a gap in power.

The soundtrack is a little on the forgettable side, but it was pretty good. The tunes tend to be a little generic, but it’s generic action mood that fits the tone. It’s pretty fast paced at times and the dramatic themes were also well placed. You likely won’t remember the music in your head after a few days, but they will help to enhance the fight scenes as you’re watching the film.

The fight scenes were very good and this is the kind of action that I want to see in a film. There were sword fights and we also had some monster action, but it was all done smoothly. The blowing up effects for the demons were pretty neat and likewise with the ascending effect for the Gargoyles. The scenes were intense without being gritty in an over the top way.

Overall, this was a pretty fun film. We got to mix religion with an old myth like Frankenstein. I’m glad that the Angels were not the ones fighting because I would never want to see them look so much like the villains, plus the Gargoyles were so weak. I do not believe that a demon would be able to defeat an Angel. Frankenstein was a good lead and Zuriel made for a good villain, but the rest of the characters were either decent or just unlikable. The soundtrack and fight scenes made the film very enjoyable and it’s fast paced. There aren’t many scenes that will really feel dragged out, which is always a plus. I definitely recommend this film to action fans. There may be one or two violent moments, but nothing over the top. If you’ve seen Jason Bourne, then you’ll be okay to see this one.

Overall 7/10

Hiruzen Sarutobi vs Tsunade


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Hiruzen gets to take on another Hokage, but he won’t fare any better than he did against Minato. Tsunade is easily one of the greatest Kage that the world has ever seen. She’s excellent at healing jutsu and her monstrous strength allows her to overpower just about any other fighter. Hiruzen doesn’t have her stamina and one good punch would likely take him out of the fight, whether Hiruzen is in his prime or not. Tsunade wins.

Leon (Cardfight) vs Leon (Resident Evil)


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Leon (Cardfight) is back once again in this final match against another Leon. He defeated the first two and this match will be another easy victory for him. Leon (Resident Evil) may have a gun, but bullets aren’t enough against one who has mastered the win. Leon (Cardfight) won’t even need any of his dragons in order to deal with this human. Leon (Cardfight) wins.

Jason Lee Scott vs Leonardo


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It’s safe to say that Leonardo is the most skilled member of the turtles, but he’s no match for Jason. Jason really doesn’t pull his punches when it comes to a battle and Leonardo’s swordplay would not be enough to deal with him. Jason has the better sword and I’d say that he’s more athletic than Leonardo. It would be a good fight, but Jason definitely has the edge. Jason Lee Scott wins.

Leon (Cardfight) vs Leon (Tiger)


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Leon (Tiger) may be a character from the Dragon Ball franchise, but he was not a very impressive fighter. One blast from one of Leon (Cardfight)’s stronger monsters would be enough to put an end to this. After all, Leon (Cardfight) does have the wind on his side and that has been enough to deal with most of his adversaries in the past. This tiger will be no exception. Leon (Cardfight) wins.

Shadow vs Shade


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Shade may be a formidable opponent, but Shadow has fought stronger enemies before. Not even Sonic The Hedgehog could match Shadow’s skill when they first fought in Adventure 2 Battle. Shadow’s chaos abilities give him the edge over most opponents and I don’t believe that Shade would be able to stop him. Shadow wins.

Leon (Cardfight) vs Leon


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Leon (Cardfight) makes his debut onto the blog and he’s going to start off with a gauntlet. This means that he will have three battles to start off his career and they will all be against other characters named Leon. This Leon is his first victim and while Leon may have his laser blasters and airship…it won’t be enough against Leon (Cardfight)’s dragons and other powerful monsters. Leon (Cardfight) would just need one of themto crush Leon. Leon (Cardfight) wins.

Blue Luma vs Greninja


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Blue Luma makes his debut on the blog with this round, but he may not be starting off with a win. Greninja has been on a roll as of late and he outclasses the Luma in just about every battle category worth mentioning. One good energy blast or punch from Greninja would quickly end this match. Blue Luma never stood a chance. Greninja wins.

Real Black Widow vs Wii Fit Trainer


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The Real Black Widow may be an impressive animal, but when Wii Fit Trainer steps into a fight…she doesn’t go down without a fight. After weighing her options; the Wii Fit Trainer would likely finish this off with her Final Smash ability, which makes clones of herself that explode and deal massive damage. The Black Widow would not be able to handle such an attack and the match would be over in an instant. Wii Fit Trainer wins.