Charizard vs Kirby


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Kirby is no match for Charizard. Charizard is one of the stronger Pokemon fighters and he has a lot of attacks in his arsenal. Kirby can try to suck him up, but Charizard could evade and end things with a powerful fire blast. Kirby’s defensive abilities are outmatched by Charizard’s explosive power attacks. Charizard wins.

Vranx vs Silver Surfer


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Silver Surfer can definitely take Vranx down for the count. Vranx is actually a formidable opponent, but Silver Surfer has fought opponents like Thor and the Hulk in the past. Vranx doesn’t have great defensive feats and Silver Surfer is pretty quick when he’s on the cosmic board. Silver Surfer has the advantage in the battle and he’s going all the way for his win. Silver Surfer wins.

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty Review

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This is a film that I definitely remember from the theaters. The trailer played a few times and it always looked pretty interesting. I wasn’t expecting an all star, but I had some pretty decent hopes for the film. While the film seems to lose some of its edge during the end; I can safely say that it surpassed my expectations. This is how you do a film about Walter Mitty!

The plot involves Walter Mitty and his life troubles. He has a pretty decent life, but there’s a new coworker in town by the name of Cheryl. Walter wants to become friends with her, but he’s too nervous. He works up the nerve to send her a message, but it doesn’t work because his account is empty. Walter ends up calling Todd (Todd works at the company) and that becomes a subplot for the film. Adding more troubles into the mix; Walter is attacked verbally, mentally, and even physically by Ted Hendricks. Ted is here to fire as many workers as he can and he’s also here to destroy the magazine that Walter works for. (Life) It will now be completely digital! (The same fate may hold true for video games 100 years from now if Nintendo does not stand strong)

That’s the prelude to the plot. Things get interesting when the legendary Sean O’Connell sends a group of photos to Walter, but one of them is missing. Ted threatens to fire Walter if he doesn’t turn up with it by the next time they meet. Walter must use the other 20+ photos to track Sean down. He’ll have to travel across volcanoes, oceans, mountains, and go to as many countries as it takes. Walter isn’t coming back until he gets that photo! His life may have been dull before, but now he’s going to have more excitement then he can handle.

Walter Mitty is a pretty excellent character. Robocop, Captain America, Will Caster, Crawford; Walter beats them all as far as protagonists go. He has a habit of going into daydreams, which get him into a lot of trouble. The daydreams are typically awesome, but I’ll go into them more towards the end of the review. Walter is a nice guy through and through. He is definitely determined as he travels across the planet. Throwing away his wallet may not have been a great move, but the circumstances were pretty tricky. I’m not excusing the action, but just noting that things had gotten tricky. Walter gets teased at his job because of his tendency to zone out, but he takes it in stride. He didn’t have many faults and I was definitely rooting for him in the big fight.

Ted Hendricks is the main villain and he’s pretty intense. He’s the sterotypical mean boss that likes to mock everyone who gets in his way. As with many bullies; Ted makes sure to single out the most exploitable character and then focus on him. Unfortunately for Walter; Ted decided to pick him. Ted also fits into the “not very bright” cliche and he mistakes McDonald’s catchphrase for Life’s. (Admittedly, I don’t know what Life’s motto is either, but he probably should have found that out) Ted goes as far as throwing objects at Walter and things climax in the elevator. (AKA, the best scene of the film) Ted is easily one of the best villains that I’ve seen from a live action comedy film.

Edna Mitty is Walter’s mom and she does pretty well. She actually tried to tell Walter some important things, but he was already in dreamland. Nontheless, she saves his life through her cooking and helps out a lot. She’s a fun character and while she doesn’t get may scenes; she proves that it is always important to have a good dessert at the end of a meal. Not to mention that Edna also brings up the infamous…Papa Johns! (Walter and Papa Johns have some history together)

On the other hand, I did not care for Odessa Mitty. She is Walter’s sister and there was something off about her. She didn’t really seem too nice and she needs to prioritize. Maybe things just aren’t working out at the moment with the play and that’s why Odessa is off her game. We’ll never know without a sequel I suppose, but that’s one character that could have been cut out.

Cheryl is one of the main characters of the film and she helps Walter in his mystery. She was taking a class on that sort of thing so she is pretty well equipped to handle this. She has a kid who needed help on his skateboard and Walter gladly showed him the ropes. Cheryl’s a decent character and she got a pretty big role. Plus, Cheryl has a pretty epic dog and he immediately stole the show. Dogs are epic and they make every film at least 20% cooler.

Stretch Armstrong is simply fantastic and seeing him in the movie was pretty great. I admit that Odessa did a good job in giving the toy to Walter, but at the same time….I can’t really gain respect for her because it was technically not the best move. If she had given a better reason for giving it to him, then I would have been okay with it. Still, Stretch was great and he gave us the best scene in the film!

I can’t say that I liked Sean O’Connell. He got incredible amounts of hype for the entire film and he doesn’t appear until the very end. Nobody could really live up to that kind of hype and while Sean is a good guy…he just wasn’t very likable. That’s just the way it goes I suppose. I’m definitely satisfied with his appearance being limited.

Todd was a pretty fun character. He took things in stride and he is a very trusting fellow. He really seemed to have Walter’s best interests at heart and I can’t imagine a better customer service employee. This guy had everything down to a fine art. He comes through for Walter when it counts and he gave a lot of helpful advice. I won’t be forgetting Todd anytime soon.

Hernando was similar to Todd in some ways. He was also a good friend to Walter and he always gave his tasks 100%. Hernando may not have gotten a great deal by the end, but he took it pretty well. He managed to save his plans and he even told Walter that they should evaluate themselves instead of letting others do it. This didn’t work, but it was a sound plan in theory and it made sense.

The various Dream Sequences were the best part of the film. Jumping into the burning building was fun and then the extended action scene that we got was awesome. The actual fight scene used a surprising amount of CGI and it looked like Man of Steel. That’s definitely how you do a fight scene and it came so suddenly. Stretch Armstrong must be a toy that everyone really wants! Needless to say, that scene was one of the major reasons as to why I enjoyed the film so much. You really need to see it to believe it. Walter was so hardcore in his dreams….

It should be noted that the romance in this film is not as bad as one would usually expect. There is some romance and while we could have cut it out without altering much of the plot; it could definitely have been worse. The romance develops, but nothing really happens since the characters are mature and taking things slowly. If only we could get more of this in modern films.

The one big negative would be that the film does drag out during the second half. About 80% of my chuckles were from the beginning scenes. The actual journey isn’t quite as fun and that’s because the film takes itself a little too seriously. We get less comedy and more drama as the film closes. I wouldn’t have minded if they had just stuck with the comedy. It was working! Towards the end; Walter stops having the dreams since his character development is occurring. Some scenes that could have been cut out would be, The drunk guy in the bar scenes, part of the trek up the mountain, and various scenes from his travels. The travels were my least favorite part of the film, but they weren’t really bad. They just took up more time than they should have.

Overall, this was a pretty great film. As far as comedies go; I’d say that it’s one of my favorites. It managed to defeat Old Dogs and Tower Heist, which is pretty impressive. I really don’t have many flaws with this film, but cutting out some scenes could have helped. Shorter is sometimes better and this was one of those times. I definitely recommend this film if you want a good laugh or want to experience an epic fight scene. The ending can be a little sad for some of the characters, but everyone doesn’t always get to have a happy ending.

Overall 7/10

Master Roshi vs Janemba


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Master Roshi is ready for his final match of the day. I can’t say that the matches have turned out in his favor so far, but maybe things will change in this battle. Janemba is a powerful opponent, but maybe Master Roshi can use some speed to dodge his attacks? No, that’s not really an option so Roshi takes another loss. Janemba wins.

Goku vs Dr Myuu


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Dr Myuu may be smart, but he can’t deal with the abilities of a Super Saiyan 3! Goku’s fought many opponents from mere mortals to galactic tyrants in the past. Dr Myuu can’t say the same and one good Dragon Fist will take him out of the game for good. Goku has now reached 5 wins for the day, which is a pretty big boost to his record! Goku wins.

Master Roshi vs Buu


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Buu is known by many as the strongest DBZ villain and he definitely put in a lot of effort. Earth was destroyed by Buu and that includes Master Roshi. Apparently, Master Roshi could not stop this from happening and that finally proves that Buu is stronger than Master Roshi. I always suspected this as I watched the series. Buu wins.

Android 13 vs Bojack


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This is a pretty interesting fight. Both of these fighters surpass the power of a Super Saiyan and both were handily defeated when they went up against a Super Saiyan Super Attack or a Super Saiyan 2 Kamehameha. It’s a tough fight all right, but I would give it to Android 13. It’s possible that Bojack has a slightly higher power level, but Android 13 has a lot of speed on his side. He also went up against Goku directly instead of fighting his friends. Taking on Goku is always the toughest feat to accomplish! Android 13 wins.

Update 9 19 20 Bojack’s powerup definitely propels him far above Android 13’s current limits. Bojack wins.

Master Roshi vs Cell


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Master Roshi is in a pretty tough spot. He’s been losing matches left and right! Unfortunately, going up against Cell means that Roshi will be taking another loss. I just don’t think that he could take on a Solar Kamehameha. It would just be too much for this master. Maybe he’ll have better luck in the next round. Cell wins.

Goku vs Fasha


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Fasha is a powerful saiyan warrior, but she wont be able to defeat Goku. Goku is able to transform into the Super Saiyan 2 state, which magnifies his abilities many times over. Fasha knows some hand to hand combat, but Goku is a master in that category. Goku takes another win with this battle and rises up the ranks. Goku wins.

Master Roshi vs Frieza


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Master Roshi is back, but he’s back for another loss. Frieza is much stronger than Master Roshi and one Death Beam would be enough to end the match. Master Roshi is only an earthling and he can’t deal with super powered aliens like Frieza. Frieza has ruled many planets and even fought some Saiyans in the past. Frieza wins.