Selene vs Bayonetta




This is a tribute to Underworld: Evolution. I wouldn’t say this was Selene’s best appearance. While she didn’t faint like in the first film, she spent a lot of this one on the defensive and still kept on losing a bunch of fights. Ultimately she would get a lot better but right here Bayonetta would easily be able to crush her. Bayo has enough power to take on celestial fighters after all. Bayonetta wins.

Lucian vs Selene




This is a tribute to Rise of the Lycans and Awakening. While Lucian got to take the center stage as a main character who seemed quite a bit more intense than his antagonist self, the guy still ended up holding a lot of Ls. Ultimately I wouldn’t say he looked quite good enough to claim victory and even at his absolute strongest he isn’t in Selene’s league. She is powerful enough to go up against hybrids now. Selene wins.

Atomic Samurai vs Saitama



Atomic Samurai has become a bit of a meme over recent years to the point where he is commonly referred to as the Atomic Sandbag since he’s always getting wrecked by just about everyone. Still, the guy is quite powerful in his own right. The main issue is that he just doesn’t stand any kind of chance against Saitama. Ultimately one punch will take him out. Saitama wins.

Shadow vs Maria



It’s Sonic’s 30th Anniversary so I figured it was time for a Sonic themed match today. Maria was always a pretty emotional character in the Sonic lore but unfortunately she never got a whole lot of combat abilities. Hopefully one day she will return as a cyborg to try and wipe out humanity. It would make for a pretty intense story and reunion between her and Shadow. Right now he would be able to claim victory pretty quickly though. Shadow wins.

Taito Legends Power-Up Stats and Records

Stats time!

High Scores

Space Invaders Part II 5000
Space Chaser 15000
Crazy Balloon 0
Balloon Bomber 0
Lunar Rescue 5000
Phoenix 2260
Qix 30000
Space Dungeon 39540
Alpine Ski 7283
Elevator Action 10000
Chack’n Pop 30000
The Legend of Kage 200000
The Fairyland Story 50220
Return of the Invaders 20000
Ki Ki Kai Kai 49000
Rastan Saga 273100
Kuri Kinton 90720
The NewZealand Story 49000
Raimais 50000
Cameltry 15000
Space Invaders 960

Legend of Kage 2 Stats and Records

Stats time!

Play Time 2h 24m
Skills 6/10

Stage Stats Score-Rank

Level 1 31000 A
Level 2 22100 B
Level 3 22000 B
Level 4 43200 A
Level 5 56200 A
Level 6 27000 B
Level 7 35000 –
Level 8 190000 S
Level 9 26000 –
Level 10 10400 –
Level 11 40300 B
Level 12 75000 S
Level 13 36000 –

Underworld Evolution Review

This review is of the edited TV-14 version of the film. All thoughts below should be addressed as such as a review of the unedited version would be more negative

Time to delve into the sequel to the original Underworld film. It was a film with a very interesting concept. While the movie ultimately ran into a lot of issues, it did capture your attention. Evolution switches things up quite a bit. Ultimately I would say the first film wins but it’s fairly close and the film did some unexpected moves which I thought was admirable.

The movie picks up right away with Selene and Michael still on the run from the vampires. They need to find Markus since he is the last remaining elder alive. Now….they know for a fact he is back at the mansion where the first film’s climax is so why are they searching? Presumably Selene is suckering Michael so she can leave him at the safe house and go on a solo mission but it seemed at least for a bit like they were going to legitimately search. I dunno, just one of those things I guess.

Well, either way they won’t have to search for long. Markus awakens and murders Kraven before attacking Selene. Fortunately she and Michael are able to fight him off. Markus’ main objective is to awaken his brother, the king of the werewolves known as William. Together they can rule the world and create an army of hybrid warriors. Can Selene possibly stop such a powerful threat?

Compared to the first film, this one’s more of an isolated adventure. The war isn’t really the focus here so it’s more of a direct “Stop Markus at all costs” adventure for the heroes. I suppose without Lucian the Werewolves don’t really have a whole lot of backup anyway though so it’s in their best interests to let the vampires destroy themselves. Selene is a little more distracted here than in the first film since Michael still plays a main role. They need to bump that guy off already.

He hasn’t really improved from the first film. Additionally, he may be a hybrid but the guy is still getting absolutely wrecked when he fights another powered up fighter. His super speed from the first film appears to be gone as well. None of the fights in this film are quite able to match up to the climax of the first and I miss some of the bigger gun fights but we do have more battles between the metahumans hybrids so that’s always nice to see.

There’s still quite a bit of action here to be sure. Hopefully Michael ends up getting more of a personality for the third film. Getting weakened and having to drain Selene’s blood isn’t really doing him any favors. As for Selene, she finally gets a power up here which is nice to see. I can only see this being a net positive for her since it means she should be able to dominate most of the cast now. Very few fighters should be able to match up to this level of strength.

As for Markus, he’s not nearly as impressive as Viktor. The guy is strong but you don’t get the feeling that he is worlds away from the others as you did with Viktor. His final fight with Selene is pretty good though. The guy may not seem like much of a hero but I suppose at the very least I’ll give him points for being very consistent about wanting to help William. The poor guy’s been locked up for hundreds of years which is crazy when you think about it. I suppose Werewolves don’t need food the way that vampires do or he would have really been shriveled up by now. William doesn’t really have any character though as he’s a pure wolf meaning he is basically mindless. He only has just enough of a mind to know not to attack Markus.

Underworld: Evolution falls into most of the same cinematic traps as the first film. The violence is quite over the top with all of the characters being hacked to pieces and dying in rather gruesome ways. Nobody ever gets a really happy ending in these things when you consider just how much they had to go through first. The fact that the film’s about Vampires and Werewolves means you’re going to see both species biting into each other the whole time.

There’s also a lot of blood sucking which is always annoying and rather gruesome. Now that this film shows it as the main way to see memories you can expect to see it a whole lot more often than usual. Mix in Michael’s low stamina and you’ll have more scenes of it as well. Some horses even get mixed up in the action which is sure to have you shaking your head.

The memory absorption also creates a rather big plot hole to the first film I have to say. Viktor did not believe Selene initially about Kraven because the transfer was blurry. All right…so he could have bitten her at any time to read her mind and didn’t? Clearly this wasn’t thought of until the sequel but it definitely creates a bit of an issue there. Not the biggest thing of course but it’s an element that still sticks out.

One of the biggest disappointments has to be Alexander here though. So this guy has a whole government force working for him as he silences the truth about the war between the supernatural forces. As the father to both leaders he wants to stay neutral. That’s all well and good but he should have incredible abilities right? Well, not really since the guy goes down to a single hit and never even looks slightly intimidating. Now that’s a quick way to make this guy as underwhelming as possible. If he doesn’t want to fight that’s fine, but allowing yourself to get messed up like that? It’s pretty unfortunate to the men who worked for him. I’m still waiting to see a true human force show up to mess with both sides.

Overall, Underworld: Evolution is pretty similar to the first film. So if you liked the original then you should like this one as well. It’s not trying to tackle a lot of the more ambitious plot setups as the first one and is going for more of an outdoorsy vibe than the cool city aesthetic with the characters prowling around. I’d like to see more of a return to form when the sequel comes up but I suppose it’s rather relative since I don’t see the film fixing any of its core issues in the near future. For now this is still a series to skip. With all of the vampire elders down for the count I’m expecting some secret Vampire King or something. If not, perhaps Selene can rule them now since there’s nobody who could possibly oppose her right? Have Michael rule the Wolves and then just like that they will rule the whole planet. Having them join forces against aliens or something would be awesome.

Overall 2/10