Battra vs Luke Skywalker




Suggested by Destroyer Battra can fire powerful energy blasts and was even able to give Godzilla a run for his money a while back. That ultimately begs the question, can Battra really hold his own against Luke in a prolonged fight? Well, he has good offense but ultimately I see him losing this because he has no defense against the Lightsaber. Luke can quickly go in there and slice him to bits while using the Force to dodge counter blows. Luke Skywalker wins.

Mermaid Man vs Ebirah




Suggested by Destroyer I know you’re probably thinking that in his prime Mermaid Man should be able to win this right? Well, even in his prime we haven’t seen a whole lot to suggest he could take on a full fledged Kaiju. Ebirah may not be known as one of the more powerful Kaiju out there but his pincers still do cut to the quick. A few good shots should be able to take Mermaid Man just due to the sheer power behind them. Surviving such an attack will not be easy. Ebirah wins.

Derpy vs Rainbow Dash



Suggested by Destroyer Rainbow Dash has enough speed to break the sound barrier. She knows some basic hand to hand skills and even got super powers briefly. Throw in the fact that she can fire laser blasts and I don’t see how Derpy can possibly stay in the fight. No matter how you slice it I’m afraid that Derpy has no avenue to victory here. Rainbow Dash just wins in every category relevant to the match. Rainbow Dash wins.

Krystal vs Dark Link




Suggested by Destroyer Dark Link may not have shown the same abilities that Link has possessed over the years but he has a lot of the core ones which is important. There’s no way Krystal is taking him down in a close quarters battle so her best bet would be the Arwing. This still won’t be enough though as Dark Link can shoot her out of the sky with his arrows or just jump and break through like Sheik did in Brawl. Either way Krystal isn’t ready for this fight. Dark Link wins.

Iron Monger vs Molten Man




Suggested by Sonic Okay so at first this fight was a little tricky because Iron Monger’s suit is strong enough to resist a degree of fire and flame. That said, the Molten Man’s abilities are quite impressive. He can burn so hot that his own skin burns off which sounds rather gruesome and he also has a high degree of super strength. He would be able to just completely overwhelm the Monger and the fact that he can effectively turn into flames also makes it a lot more difficult for Iron Monger to even come up with a plan of attack. Molten Man wins.

Tony Tony Chopper vs Bubbleman




Suggested by Sonic Tony Tony Chopper is typically seen as one of the weakest Strawhats and that’s fair. He just hasn’t been able to keep up with the others in terms of power or ability. That said, he can still fight with his giant form as well as his Kung Fu point. Bubbleman usually tries to survive by running away but that’s not really going to cut it in a battle like this. He’s just going to end up outgunned. Tony Tony Chopper wins.

Edward (Twilight) vs Luke Skywalker




Suggested by Sonic Luke Skywalker is a Jedi Master. While he may have had his share of losses over the years, he will easily be able to dispatch Edward. Edward has super speed and a little strength but it’s not enough here. Luke can throw him around with the Force and a single hit from his Lightsaber would win him the match. Edward won’t be able to get close and has no good long range options to counter Luke’s advantage. Luke Skywalker wins.

Cosmic Clone vs Thunder Birdo




Suggested by Sonic The Cosmic Clone is a pretty interesting Mario villain. Their origin and goals are fairly mysterious. All we really know about them is that they can’t really take a hit or they blow up. That’s why the Cosmic Clone really has no shot here. The Thunder Birdo can fire his thunder pellets and one hit would win this round. I don’t expect the Clone will be quite fast enough to dodge this attack for long. Thunder Birdo wins.

Batgirl (Cassandra) vs Mr Freeze




Suggested by Sonic Cassandra is probably the most powerful of the various Batgirls. She has been able to hold her own against foes like Lady Shiva. Her physical stats are all basically superhuman. While it’s true that taking a direct hit from Mr Freeze could end up being fatal, he won’t be able to tag her. She has been dodging enemy attacks for ages and her gadgets will deal him heavy damage. Freeze has had several free gun upgrades over the years but nothing massive enough to defeat her. Batgirl (Cassandra) wins.

The Lion King (2019) Review


Time to look at the modern remake to the original Lion King. The original is definitely a classic with one of the most impactful deaths at the time. I don’t think anyone ever truly forgets Mufasa. Well, this remake is mostly beat for beat although it does add a new subplot of sorts which I liked. In the end it isn’t able to do anything as effectively as the original though and does lose the head to head. As a stand alone film it is good though.

The movie starts with Simba finally being born. His father Mufasa is the strongest Lion in the land and resides as a King who was restored order to the world. The Hyenas don’t like this but everyone else enjoys the planet as it is. Animal Land would likely point out that this happiness cannot be sustained as even Simba points out that they have to eat their friends at times since the Lions are meat eaters. Mufasa explains they try not too eat too often like that though. Well, Mufasa’s brother Scar is not happy about this. He wants to be King and it’s implied he even liked the Queen but lost out. Well, he quickly murders Mufasa and tricks Simba into running away. Can Simba return to reclaim the throne or is it game over for him?

I suppose Mufasa’s role is rather small in the grand scheme of things but he’s always a fun character. One thing I really like about him is the amount of raw power he has at his disposal. He takes on a whole squad of Hyenas and is always ready. It’s a shame that he had to die here since the land had a bright future under him. I would enjoy an alternate reality path where we see what would happen if he stayed as King. That said, I do think he was a little too lenient on Scar the whole time. Ignoring obvious threats and such. I think at the very least he should have warned Simba a little more.

A good chunk of the film is the journey as Simba finds out what it is like to live in the wild. Pumbaa and Timon help him with this even if their advice isn’t always very helpful. They believe that life is meaningless which is…rather a depressing outlook when you think about it. They have a lot of fun scenes though and do have Simba’s back. Simba may have started out as being rather gullible and such but by the end of the film he’s definitely improved. I can see him being a fun character in the second film. I wouldn’t say I’m a big fan in this one.

The best character in this film has to be Zazu. You really feel for the guy the whole time because he’s trying his best to uphold the rules and keep everyone on the straight and narrow. At the end of the day the issue is that everyone rebels against him. Additionally Zazu’s really just a little bird when you think about it so it’s not like he can fight. That makes him even more brave. Especially when you have someone like Scar around. Scar’s a solid villain as well. He’s got a plan and knows how to execute it. The whole thing is handled really well as shown by how easily he took over without firing a shot. Scar has charisma even if he lacks brute power.

Then you have Nala who is Simba’s best friend. She didn’t get a big role in the original after finding Simba so that’s why I liked the inclusion of a Hyene leader with an actual personality. They got to go at it during the climax of the film and of course I won’t turn down an extra fight. It was a nice way to wrap things up. Nala’s also a solid character since she was pro actively trying to save the Lions the whole time. In general the climax is a lot of fun with solid action and a dramatic backdrop. It’s hard to really top that.

One thing I couldn’t help but think about though was why there weren’t really any other Male lions in the pack. Part of why Scar took over so easily is because there was nobody to resist him but why was that the case? If there had even been a handful of guys there they should have been able to take down Scar and his obvious rebellion. In fact, based on how few lions were around it seems to be like the Hyenas should have easily invaded long ago. Their numbers are far greater than the Lions and they could just pick them off at any time. there is a strength gap of course but nothing too crazy there either. I dunno, but it felt noticeable.

The graphics are definitely top notch. You could really think that this was live action at times which is really impressive. In terms of realism it’s hard to really say that any film can top this one. It helps that there are no humans around of course but it’s super impressive no matter how you slice it. Unfortunately it’s still not able to beat the original film in this category which came out over a decade ago. The reason being that realism will usually be crushed by an animation style that just goes all in. The original film has more color and life to it. I still remember the comparison videos popping up everywhere and it is true that the original just feels a lot more exciting and looks sharper. It’s to be expected since it was hand drawn but if you don’t compare this to the original then you should still be able to appreciate the look.

I wouldn’t say any of the songs in particular stand out to me but they’re solid enough. The songs have a nice up beat flavor to them and there’s always something happening in the background to pay attention to. As for the fact that the film revolves around animals fighting each other, the film had a good amount of restraint with not letting this go too far. You can still expect some of course and we even have a scene where Scar is eating an animal while subtly threatening the lions which is pretty intense. That was probably the most noteworthy scene to me. In part because you can totally cut it out and nothing changes. So this aspect doesn’t hurt the film as much as it potentially could have but I think it could have jumped another star otherwise.

Overall, The Lion King (2019) is a good remake. It’s fairly similar to the original one with the extra fight at the end being the only big change I would say. Even then calling it a “big” change is probably an exaggeration to be honest since it’s not like it affects a whole lot. If you haven’t seen the original or you saw it a long time ago and want a fresh version then this is a good one to check out. Otherwise there just isn’t any reason to recommend this over the original so I would say to just go and watch that one instead. It’s always the risk with remakes. If the original one was better then you may as well just watch it again instead of seeing the new version.

Overall 6/10