Lucia Raregroove vs Jaden




Lucia Raregroove is a powerful fighter/mage. He will have an exceptionally hard time going up against Jaden here though because of how many options Jaden has on the table. Jaden has dozens of monsters, traps, and spell cards at his disposal. He even has his Supreme King form at the ready as well. This will result in way too many targets for Lucia to worry about at one time. He just doesn’t have an answer for this many attacks coming from this many targets. It’s game over for him. Jaden wins.

Roark vs Ryoma




Roark has some pretty sturdy Pokemon at his disposal. The problem for him is that Ryoma can serve at incredibly high speeds so sheer numbers aren’t enough to scare him. Ryoma is perfectly prepared to deal with as many shots as he needs too deal with in order to win. Roark’s best plan is to try to separate Ryoma from his racket since the kid will be powerless without it, but that’s much easier said than done. I don’t see such a plan working to be honest. Ryoma wins.

Update 8 7 2020 Roark is just too fast for Ryoma. Roark wins.

Bit vs Ryoma




Bit is a pretty tough robot with good offensive capabilities. He won’t be going down without a fight, but that just means that Ryoma will really get to go all out here. Ryoma has a large array of tennis moves at his disposal so he will keep on changing up the serves til he claims victory. Bit’s shield will shatter and he won’t be able to even get close to Ryoma. Ryoma wins.

Apollo (Wildstorm) vs Ryoma




Apollo has super strength, super speed, and some energy abilities. He’s basically got the perfect combo of abilities that you could ask for. It’s incredibly difficult to defeat someone like Apollo so Ryoma will have to pull out all of the stops here. He’s not afraid to put it all on the line though. His tennis attacks will quickly overwhelm Apollo. The guy’s defensive abilities aren’t enough to prevent him from taking damage so the shots are going to add up very quickly. After a point I just don’t think Apollo will be able to do much of anything against Ryoma. Ryoma wins.

Update 8 7 2020 Apollo is too fast to get hit here. Apollo (Wildstorm) wins.

Rei vs Ryoma




Rei is a pretty cool fighter who makes use of magic to augment her abilities. Ryoma can augment his abilities with the Pinnacle of Perfection techniques though. In this form he can make any tennis shot that you can imagine. While that may not sound super impressive on its own you have to factor in how powerful his shots are. He can cause natural disasters with his tennis moves and his serves are so fast that Rei would be unable to react to them. It’d be game over for her. Ryoma wins.

Update 8 7 2020 Rei’s magical powers will be too much for Ryoma. Rei wins.

Winston vs Jaden




Winston is pretty good with technology. He can beat you up close with sheer strength and powerful hand to hand blows or he can take you apart from afar with his cannons. Either way you’re in for a world of pain if you aren’t able to keep up with him. Jaden has a lot of trap cards at the ready though so he is ready for this fight. There really isn’t anything that Winston can do to try and stop Jaden. Jaden is just too powerful and his legions of monsters are the perfect shield. Jaden wins.

Jaden vs Mirai




Mirai is a pretty powerful character who is quite cunning. She really knows how to get her opponent to lower their guard and then moves in for the win. Fortunately for Jaden he has an incredible number of monsters and spells at the ready to protect himself with. There isn’t really a whole lot that Mirai can do to stop him here. Even in her most powerful form she would have a hard time lasting more than 5 minutes against Jaden’s Elemental Heroes. Sheer numbers sometimes are enough to overcome pure force. Jaden wins.

The Magnificent Seven Review


It’s time to take a look at a classic western from a while back. The Magnificent Seven is known as one of the all time great westerns and I can see why. It may even rank up there as my favorite one in the genre as at the moment it beats all of the others that I can think of. The fights are very good and I liked seeing the team get former Avengers style. This is a movie that has held up quite well.

The film starts with a village getting harassed and robbed by a group of bandits. They show up every year to steal all of the crops, livestock, and possessions that the village has. The village is fed up with this but they don’t know what they can do against such foes. 3 farmers head off into town to find some good guns to buy and see two impressive gunmen. The farmers ask one of them for help and the guy agrees to do so. Furthermore he will look for 6 more so the 7 of them can team up against the bandits. They will wait at the village until the villains arrive. The odds aren’t great at 40-7 but each of these 7 is worth a full squad.

One of the best aspects of this film is how it takes time during each aspect of the plot so you really get to know all of the characters. Each member gets a full introduction scene where you immediately get a feel for what kind of person the character is. The first two to be introduced are the two most important characters, Chris and Vin. They manage to survive an onslaught of villagers so that someone who died can be buried. The village hadn’t let him be buried earlier because the town was quite racist back in these days so the heroes showed them what was up. Another gunman is introduced as the quickest shot in the west who just wants to better himself. Another one is hard on money, one’s a fugitive, etc. Each of these shooters is given quite a lot of hype in their debut appearance.

Then you’ve got Chico who isn’t a pro like the others, but he really wants to be acknowledged as one of the more powerful fighters. He gets humiliated by Chris early on but doesn’t let that get to him. As the film goes on he shows more and more why he can be relied upon as well. By the end of the film I’d say he probably isn’t even the weakest member. He’s probably be around 5th place out of the 7. Not amazing or anything, but considering how young he is that’s pretty good.

The writing in the film is definitely on point. We get a lot of snappy dialogue and all of the characters are written well to be realistic and professional at all times. They’re just fun/charismatic characters to have around. The pacing of the film is great as I mentioned as well. I also enjoyed the gun fights. They last for a while but there is always something happening so I wouldn’t say that they dragged on at any point. If I have one complaint, it’s that the 7 should have done a little better based on how good they all were individually. It felt like they were mowing the villains down but by the end they were still heavily outnumbered.

The film also did stretch your disbelief a bit towards the end. The main villain captures all of the heroes and instead of shooting them all he spares them all…and gives them back their guns. Naturally the heroes return and slaughter all of the villains so it makes you wonder…why would the villain do this? It made no sense. The villain tries to justify this by saying that if he murdered them it’d be more work but I can’t buy that. He was prepared to murder them just a few minutes earlier. It was not a smart play and it felt like the writers had written themselves into a hole and took this as their quick out. If you ask me it’s not a situation you should put the heroes in. The villain deciding to spare everyone is usually pretty cheesy as it is. Giving them back their weapons is a whole other level of this.

The ending is definitely pretty emotional though as the body count gets quite high. It’s a pretty ambitious ending as you can’t always have everyone make it out in one piece. This is the realistic outcome of a big war type event. You can tell that this kind of film really doesn’t need a sequel. It got a few anyway but this film works quite well as a stand alone. It’s long and so there is a lot of content here. Everyone has a satisfying character arc to go through as well.

Chris was my favorite character. He’s just a solid leader in general. He’s all business and a great shot. While the film hints that he may not be the best shot out of the 7, he’s certainly one of the best. His partner Vin was also very likable. He was the first person to aid Chris in his quest and was also pretty fearless. While Chico had a rough start with getting drunk and all, he did prove himself by the end of the film. With him to protect the village you figure they would be safe from now on….in theory.

Harry’s the worst member of the 7. Not only are his skills not all that impressive but he’s only here for the money and doesn’t seem to care about anything else. I wouldn’t trust him at all. Bernardo probably gets one of the smaller roles in the film but he was a likable guy. He was sure to protect the kids to the end and seemed to quietly be quite a good shot as well. Britt was the most impressive marksman to me thanks to his quick draw skills. The guy could hit someone from a very long distance and was also good with a knife. Finally you have Lee who was more in line with Harry. Based on his intro I was expecting a whole lot out of Lee and he really didn’t live up to any of his potential. Even by the end I wasn’t really sold on his character. So I really liked 5/7 of the gunmen with the other 2 being fairly weak in comparison.

As always though the villagers were the most annoying characters. It seems like in every wild west film it’s a given that they will betray the leads at some point. They want to give up halfway which is the worst time to give up. Don’t they realize that this will just make the enemies go at them even harder? They try to say that the villains won’t hurt them if they give up quietly but we know this isn’t the case. They’ve already been harming the village from the start and it would only get worse. These guys lack any real intelligence at times like this. The only good ones were the village elder and the main 3 guys. The girl at the end of the film was also good. The rest of the men would just hide when the villains showed up and cracked pretty quickly so I can’t say that they ranked.

Overall, The Magnificent Seven was quite impressive. The horses managed to live through the fights which is usually my worry with the genre and in general the film avoided making any key mistakes. It wasn’t gritty and the characters were actually quite solid. This is definitely the gold standard for westerns and if you haven’t watched this film yet then you should definitely change that. It’s going to be very difficult for the sequels to quite match up to this one.

Overall 8/10

Gravity Beetle vs Phoebe




Suggested by Anonymous Phoebe has a good array of Pokemon at her disposal. While her sheer numbers may not be quite as great as other leaders, they certainly still do lead the round to her favor either way. Gravity Beetle’s attacks are meant to keep his opponents pinned but he can’t trap all of them at once. Phoebe’s Pokemon are also pretty powerful in their own right so together they are more than a match for anything Gravity Beetle throws their way. They simply won’t falter here and Gravity Beetle isn’t equipped to take them all down. Phoebe wins.

War Machine vs Genos




After seeing Death Battle take on this fight I knew I needed to get in here and give you all the facts. War Machine has always been a jobber in Marvel as he loses a ton of fights and never gets a whole lot of recognition. His armor isn’t half bad so he can fight, but he’s not on the same planet of skills as Genos. Genos surpasses him with ease in both speed and power. His destructive blows are crazy and he could decimate War Machine with a single punch. That level of power is typically unheard of so it’s pretty impressive. Genos wins.