Leatherback vs Godzilla


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Leatherback has returned, but this time he is facing the true King of the Kaiju. Leatherback will find that he has met his match in physical strength as well as energy output. Godzilla’s Atomic Breath cannot be nullified and while Leatherback has a lot of durability, it simply won’t be enough to endure multiple shots. Ont he other hand, Leatherback would lose in a hand to hand rumble so he is doomed either way. This is why Godzilla has kept his throne at the top of the Kaiju food chain for so long. Godzilla wins.

Anakin Solo vs Genos


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Anakin Solo returns to the arena, but he is up against Genos. That is a recipe for disaster if you ask me. His Force abilities won’t have any sway over Genos since the cyborg is simply too powerful. His speed will also allow him to destroy Solo in one clean hit since the guy won’t be able to react to that level of quickness. The fight is over as soon as it began and that’s why it will prove to be the end for Anakin. Genos wins.

Bulletproof vs Genos


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Bulletproof is back, but he doesn’t stand a chance against an opponent who is as fast and as strong as Genos. Genos has the skills to defeat just about any opponent who gets in his way. He didn’t become an S rank hero for nothing and would be able to use his Incinerate cannon to take out Bulletproof in one shot. Bulletproof may be good when it comes to a gun fight, but that won’t help here. Genos wins.

Bogey Orangutan vs Bulletproof


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Suggested by Jimmy Biscuits It’s a double debut in this round as Bogey Orangutan jumps into the fray to take on a trained professional. I don’t think that Bogey has what it takes to defeat Bulletproof though. One bullet is really all that is needed to take the monkey down and Bulletproof has those in bulk. It will be a very quick battle. Bulletproof wins.

Link vs Hiei


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Suggested by Random Link is a skilled sword fighter and you could make the strong case that his pure swordsmanship may be even greater than Hiei’s. While that gives Link a slight advantage, Hiei is physically far superior. He will be able to speed blitz Link and exploit that difference. Link has a lot of gadgets, but they won’t be enough to protect him from Hiei’s vicious onslaught of attacks. Hiei wins.

Anakin Solo vs Harley Quinn


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Suggested by iKnowledge Anakin Solo makes his debut onto the blog with this win. He is certainly a tough fellow and his Force abilities should not be underestimated. He didn’t get to show off his abilities quite as much as other fighters like Dark Vader, but he has enough skills to take Harley down. She is good at hand to hand combat, but that isn’t of much use against a Lightsaber. Anything she can try to do, Anakin can do better. Anakin Solo wins.

Leatherback vs King Kong


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Suggested by Destroyer With King Kong’s new film nearly upon us, it felt like an appropriate time to dig up one of his battles from the vault. He is certainly a powerful individual and has grown quite a bit over the years, but that may not be enough to overcome Leatherback. Leatherback has an EMP blast, but it won’t do much against King Kong so this will come down to a fist fight. Neither fighter is all that fast so this will really be a flurry of blows from both sides until one of them is down for the count. I believe that Leatherback’s strength is superior in this round and that he will ultimately take the win. Leatherback wins.

Jidanbo vs Luud


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Suggested by Sonic Jidanbo is a fairly powerful fighter. His physical strength isn’t his only asset as his weapon provides him with a long reach. That being said, Luud is simply on a different level. His durability will allow him to endure all of Jidanbo’s attacks and one blast from one of his big lasers would be enough to take Jidanbo out for the count. In this round of machine vs man, it appears that the robot had the edge. Luud wins.

Rock ‘n’ Roll Adventures Review


It’s time for another Ninjabread Man esque game. No worries, this is the last one that I currently own from the game. Does the franchise end on a high note? (For the record, there is one more game that I plan on getting from these guys, but that is a day that may be far away) Unfortunately, it really doesn’t. In a sense, this game is better than the others because it never gets annoying or frustrating, but that may just be due to how many titles I’ve played recently. Since the levels are always reused, I already knew what to expect from it all. In a pure gameplay stance, this game is certainly better than Trixie, Ninjabread Man, and Anubis. However, it is extremely short and the easiest game in the series.

You play as Elviz. Yes, not Elvis, but Elviz. He always speaks with a very artificial voice, but the voice is drowned out thanks to the music so good luck making out what he is saying. The game plays out like a classic 3D platformer. You have to find 10 CDs scattered in the large area and then make your way to the teleport device. The levels are fairly large so the back of the cover is technically correct, but there is a lot of empty space in the levels. You also move very quickly so each level can be beaten very quickly. While you can attack enemies by swinging the Wii Remote, it is very unresponsive so it is best to just blast them with musical notes.

A tip that will make you life a lot easier is the fact that you can jump with the Z button. That could have made quite the difference if I had known for other games, but this time I was ready. The levels are fairly linear, certainly more so than Trixie or Ninjabread Man so you shouldn’t have any trouble getting through them. The compass is also fairly decent this time. There are only 3 levels and a quick tutorial so you should have the game completed in around 30-40 minutes. I really should have been timing myself to be honest, but I just didn’t expect the game to be quite so short. Trixie and Ninjabread Man at least forced me to die a few times due to tricky jumps and glitches, but this game was so easy that none of the obstacles bothered me. Even the minions are significantly weaker.

It worked out well to the extent that the game wasn’t super frustrating as a result, but at the same time, it really exposes just how short this game is. While it actually doesn’t feel as cheap as some of the others, the short length and absolutely no post game content definitely hurts it. There is literally nothing to do after beating the game so that means you will be paying for 30 minutes of “fun.” You can get the game for cheap so it won’t set you back all that much, but you’ll just have to ask what the point of it all is. By all means, buy this game if you are interested in playing it, but if you want a fun platformer, there is no shortage of alternatives out there.

I will give the game some credit for finally changing up the soundtrack a little though. After playing several games that had the exact same tunes over and over again, this was a very welcome change of pace. The main theme is actually all right, but you probably won’t notice it much. The graphics aren’t bad either. They are definitely an improvement over the other games in this series. It is as if the company decided to slightly increase the quality of the whole product at the expense of the length. It’s certainly shorter than Trixie and Anubis after all. It’s close with Ninjabread Man, but that game was more challenging so it balanced out. I am glad that the presentation improved, but the game should still aim for greater heights.

There isn’t even a final boss and the credits don’t play automatically when you beat the game. It simply sends you right back to the main menu. There is no sense of true accomplishment or anything like that and in the end you have to ask yourself, “Why?” I would have even settled for a quick montage of my awesome adventures in the game as the credits rolled. It would have been fun to see my character retrace his steps for 5 seconds before I skipped the credits anyway. Well, the game goes off my backburner list and I feel like I’m finally making a lot of real progress here. There will always be a backlog, but it is getting smaller and that’s always awesome to see.

Overall, There’s not much more to say here. The gameplay surprisingly isn’t bad since it doesn’t rely on the motion controls almost at all. It’s extremely easy so it can actually be played well by its target audience. Older folks may have a kick out of playing this with friends to poke fun at the graphics and the situation. If you enjoy playing “bad” games then this is the one for you. Otherwise, it’s safe to say that this is another one to pass on. With this title out of the way, I’m ready for some more positive game reviews. I’m nearly at the end of Final Fantasy VII and I’m making progress in Sly: Thieves in Time. One of those may be the next game review unless I end up beating another one of these short Wii games first. Only time will tell.

Overall 4/10