James Bond vs Sonic


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Sonic is a very fast hedgehog and he’s not defeated so easily. James Bond has a gun at the ready, but he’s definitely out of his league against Sonic. Sonic is far quicker than James Bond and Bond just won’t have a chance to hit him. One homing attack from Sonic and I’d say that the battle will be over. Sonic wins.

Limitless Review

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Limitless has a pretty interesting plot and it solves several of the problems that modern movies tend to face. While this won’t exactly be an Oscar winning movie, it’s a pretty fun watch. I can’t really say that I was aware of this film before I saw it, but I don’t expect that I’ll be forgetting it anytime soon.

The film is about Eddie and how his life is not going so well. He’s back to being alone and his book isn’t going along so well. He has a serious case of writer’s block and he hasn’t even started yet! Obviously, this guy’s in trouble, but how will he overcome this? Someone that he vaguely knows ends up giving him a pill, which Eddie swallows. Suddenly, he’s a brand new person who lacks any sort of moral compass, but is also a lot smarter.

While his friend gets murdered and other thugs wish to destroy Eddie, Eddie must use his new abilities and do something cool with them. Will he use his powers for good or evil? That’s what you must ask yourself as Eddie takes to the streets. Of course, Eddie may not be the only one with this new drug. The drug essentially wakes up your brain so that you are able to access all of it. It has some deadly side effects, but Eddie feels that it may be worth it.

Eddie is definitely not a great character as power corrupts and he was never known as a man of great virtue. He mainly uses his abilities for his own personal gain and he also makes a lot of sloppy mistakes. How can someone be so smart and yet, not be smart at the same time? Eddie is constantly slipping up and he also ends up forgetting that he’s a pretty good fighter while he has the pill. He definitely could have used the pills to be a much better fighter and protect the world, but he’s no hero. Of course, you probably already figured that since he did resort to using drugs.

Aside from Eddie, we’ve also got Carl. Carl was the best character in the film and he’s good at blackmail. This guy knew the score right from the get go and he seems to be a very intimidating person. He’s pretty smart and he’s always getting Eddie into a tight spot. He’s a fun character and you’ll want to stick around for the ending and see him at work.

Linda is one of Eddie’s friends and I can’t say that she was a great character either. She has her own fight scene which was epic, but she ended up being friends with the wrong guy. Eddie is a bad influence and he ended up dragging her down with him to the pit of shame. That same pit is where the rest of the characters reside. The villains are generic thugs and they shouldn’t be taken too seriously. They really only get to do a lot of damage because Eddie ends up making some bad choices.

The soundtrack is really good and it shows that there is no excuse for a live action film to not have one. The main theme was epic and in the first minutes of the film, we’ve already got a really good piece of music going. The scenery is pretty fun too as the camera goes very fast in first person mode.

There are some scenes that may be a little hard to believe as well. One of them would be when a guy (Armed with a knife) charges into the park and murders some people as he chases Linda. It’s a pretty park and there seemed to be a lot of guys around, so why did nobody notice what was happening? It was a bit of a stretch for me, but it could have been worse. I also didn’t buy the fact that Eddie had another drug in his box at one point in the film. You wouldn’t miss something that obvious, especially with super brain power. I could mention the fact that the villains break into a fortified house that’s barricaded by steel, but maybe that’s pushing it.

With such a plot, there are bound to be inconsistencies so it could definitely be worse. The ending was pretty great and Eddie finally did something that I had been waiting for during the film. It only makes sense that he could pull off such a feat, so it was a question of when. The ending may also be ambiguous depending on how you look at it, but I like to think that he’s on the level this time. At any rate, we can only hope that he’s telling it like it is.

One of the negatives of the film is the large amounts of romance. Once Eddie unlocks his powers through the drugs, he starts to act like James Bond. It’s regrettable that the protagonists of many films turn out to be very corrupt and despicable people when they obtain power, but that’s the sad truth of Holywood. The scenes are all very wince worthy and you’ll need to try and skip them or maybe just take the time to go to the kitchen and warm up some mac and cheese.

Overall, this was a decently good film. The film had some negatives, but most films tend to have those. The film also had some decently good positives so it’s got a foot in both worlds. The music and plot were good, but the characters and romance dragged it down. Aside from a few scenes, the violence isn’t very bad either, but those few scenes can make or break a film right? This can be a fun film to watch, but if you want a true film about a guy who’s very smart, check out Bleach Memories of Nobody

Overall 5/10

Lucario vs Veemon


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Lucario is a pretty skilled Pokemon and he won’t go down easily, but he’s up against a pretty powerful Digimon in this battle. Veemon has his Digievolutions and his power increases for each one. Once he’s in his Imperialdramon Fighter Mode form, the battle will be over for Lucario. Lucario just won’t be able to keep up with the insane amounts of power that Veemon can dish out. Veemon wins.

original art by BleedmanWorld

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Flamedramon-vs-Lucario-part-2-169647655

Kaiba vs Jack Sparrow


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Kaiba is an impressive duelist and he has fought with the best. Mr. Sparrow may have a gun, but that will not be enough to do anything against Kaiba. Kaiba has the Blue Eyes White Dragon on his side and that should be enough to win the round. Bullets can’t stop Real dragons. Kaiba wins.

Dr Gero vs Wily


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Wily and Dr Gero are both pretty smart, but Dr Gero’s definitely more of a fighter. He’s got some pretty impressive speed and strength on his side. He was even able to take on Piccolo which is quite the feat. It’s been a while since he got a win, so at least now his fans can be happy. Dr Gero wins.

James Bond vs Yusuke


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James Bond is tough, but he just doesn’t have enough skills to win this round. James Bond is out of his league in every area. Bond has a gun, but when has that ever stopped anyone? Lets face it, James Bond is destined to keep on losing on the blog. Yusuke could win this round with a single Spirit Gun blast and James Bond just wouldn’t stand a chance. Yusuke wins.

Dio Brando vs Mario


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Mario is a brave fighter, but he really doesn’t stand a chance against Dio Brando. Dio Brando has regenerative abilities and his strength is far higher than Mario’s. Any damage that Mario could do to Dio Brando would be healed and Mario wouldn’t be able to endure his attacks. Dio Brando takes the victory and this could be the start of a streak! Dio Brando wins.

Samurai Jack vs Naruto


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Samurai Jack has taken on many machines in the past, but he’s never fought a powerful ninja like Naruto before. Naruto doesn’t need to face Samurai Jack directly, as he can just blow up the country that Samurai Jack is in. Naruto can use his speed to evade Samurai Jack’s attacks and launch his counters with ease. Samurai Jack just won’t be able to stop Naruto. Naruto wins.

Julie James vs Sasuke


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Julie James may have been the main character of a movie, but that just won’t be good enough to stop Sasuke. Sasuke has defeated far stronger opponents in the past and he continues to improve. Sasuke has ninjutsu at the ultimate level and his speed is pretty immense. Stopping him will basically be impossible for her. Sasuke wins.