Matchmaker Santa Review


It’s time to look at the first Christmas film of the season. It’s time to enter the world of the Hallmark films. They’ve typically got a good rep for being fun films with nice plots that get you ready for Christmas to arrive and I can confirm that this was a pretty good film. It can be a little cheesy and stuff but at the end of the day the film doesn’t really have any faults and succeeds at being entertaining.

The film starts with a flashback where Melanie wishes for Christmas that she will meet a Prince Charming. Santa decides to fulfill her wish, but as she is a kid he puts this under the long-term plans section. Around 20 years later he has returned to grant her wish. The problem is that she is currently with a CEO named Justin who doesn’t seem like a great guy so Santa decides to play matchmaker by setting the lead up with Dean. He’ll have to do some property damage and illegal summoning in order to make it work, but Santa will do anything to make his plans a success.

Now I know what you might be thinking. Santa is trying to get the lead to go for the rebound and ditch her current partner right? Well…you’d be right. We’re on morally shaky territory here right from the get go. Naturally the film wants you to pull for the rebound guy since the starter pick is pretty quick to change who he wants to be with and such but you still have to question the rebound guy’s decision to get with Melanie. He should see her as off limits either way and just run off. Whether the rebound person wants to be with you or not doesn’t matter at that point. It’s over before it has even begun.

So, naturally I am against the romance. I also have to admit that the romance in this film isn’t all that good. It’s surprisingly better than some other romances I’ve seen in recent films, but you still can’t get behind the rebound situation. You know from the start how the film is going to end so you’re already looking at Melanie and the others pretty suspiciously. I’ll give Dean credit for most of the film as he tries his best not to get himself into tricky situations. Still, by the end of the film he falls into line as expected. The world was against him and ultimately they broke the guy.

Melanie seemed like a reasonable heroine. She’s a bit of a downer during the start of the film, but fortunately she had a pretty nice co-worker who was ready to mind the store while she was away. Considering that this employee was managing the store during Christmas I hope Melanie payed her time and a half for those hours. As with Dean, Melanie is a good character aside from the whole romance angle. She does her best to help the needy and came through when it counted. She took a little while to realize that Justin wasn’t placing her as a priority, but some small things like hanging up on him early made her a pretty good heroine.

Then we’ve got Justin who is naturally not a good character. Case in point, his friend Dean helped him with just about everything for at least a year. They’ve apparently been pretty good friends throughout and yet when Dean wants to go home for Christmas Justin immediately threatens him with being fired. I don’t know how they stayed friends after this and honestly I think Dean was too much of a pushover. He was nice otherwise but this was the moment where he went a bit overboard. Then Justin fell for his ex during the days leading up to Christmas and overall showed that he could not resist the rebound. If your partner can be swayed away from you in the course of a few days then the person was never really serious. Honestly, there shouldn’t even be a time frame. If you can be swayed at any point you were never that serious about the relationship.

Then we’ve got Santa who is certainly very focused on helping out Melanie. It goes to the point where he is willing to total cars, summon bears, cause an avalanche, gave someone poison ivy, and more. Santa certainly wasn’t messing around in this version and it’s really something seeing him cause all this chaos. He may seem like a harmless old man, but the guy’s definitely got a lot of fire and ambition. I can appreciate the fact that he wants to help Melanie’s wish come true even if he’s sacrificing everyone else in the process. I do think his gimmick of constantly letting slip the fact that he is Santa can get old very quickly though. Cmon, the guy’s a hundred years old. You’d think that he could keep a secret better than that right?

Overall, Matchmaker Santa is a pretty fun film. It’s a romance comedy so of course there is going to be a lot of romance here, but it’s not as cringy as other titles I’ve seen. the romance isn’t even bad if not for the fact that it’s built around rebounds. I do like that the film went all in with Justin though as he is completely unapologetic about dumping Melanie without even letting her know first. Granted, she was about to do the same thing although in her case it would be a lot more justified. The film certainly has a neat and tidy ending. The writing is on point the film is definitely one of those feel good titles where you’ll have fun watching it. There’s a good amount of humor here without it feeling forced. Again, there are really no negatives with the film here. Even the rebounding, while regrettable, doesn’t actually end up hurting anyone here as they were all satisfied with their back up picks. In Justin’s case you could argue that Melanie was the rebound and he went back to the starter. If you want to see a fun Christmas film I’d recommend checking this one out. It furthers my theory that Rom-Coms are the best ways to handle a romance film as they will make the romance a lot more tolerable. This movie even avoided the second half slump that most of these had as it kept up the humor all the way to the end. My only regret is that we never got to see the actual board meeting though. That would have been fun.

Overall 7/10

Mirio vs Asta


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Mirio has a lot of strength which he has honed over the years. Coupled with his ability to phase through objects he is a very talented fighter. That will let him put up a good fight here, but he will still be unable to take on an opponent as fierce as Asta. Asta has tremendous levels of speed at his disposal and he can really dish out the pain. In terms of physical strength I’d likely give Asta the slight edge as well. He’ll never give up and that’s bad news for his opponents. Asta wins.

Guyver vs Groot


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Suggested by Anonymous Guyver has returned once more to claim another victim. Groot is a strong tree who has a lot of fans, but at the end of the day I don’t think there will be a whole lot that he can do against Guyver. Guyver’s got a cool suit of armor and a vast amount of strength. Groot isn’t particularly fast so he won’t be able to dodge any of the incoming attacks. Without any super durability to protect himself the fight is over for Groot before it has even begun. Guyver wins.

Asta vs Mineta


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Mineta is definitely one of the worst Hero Academy characters if not the worst. His ability to stick to objects will rarely ever be combat useful so right off the bat you know that he’s not going to be very productive in a Shonen Jump show. His best and only option in every fight is to panic and that’s exactly what he will do here. He is absolutely no match for Asta and a single blow will win the day. Mineta will learn the difference between heroes and students. Asta wins.

Kyo Kusanagi vs Marcus



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Suggested by Mehama Sadafa Kyo Kusanagi makes his debut onto the blog with this fight. He’s definitely a skilled fighter whose abilities are amped up with his energy attacks. Marcus is in a similar situation and by the end of the series he was still improving. In terms of pure technique I think Kyo would have the edge here, but Marcus’ raw power is on a different level. Once you throw in his Digimon and their combo moves then Kyo really ends up getting left behind. Marcus wins.

Shang Chi vs Chunk



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Suggested by Destroyer Shang Chi is one of the greatest hand to hand fighters in all of Marvel. With a single karate chop he can scare even the toughest of men. Fortunately for the Chunk he isn’t someone who scares very easily at all. I think he’ll stand strong throughout the fight, but will ultimately fail. Shang Chi is just that skilled and Chunk won’t be able to survive too many hits from this guy. Shang Chi wins.

Chaos Lord vs Lazerman




Suggested by Destroyer Lazerman is one of those Megaman characters who has always been a legitimite threat. He has speed and power. What more can you ask of any fighter? Chaos Lord is a mysterious Megaman fighter in his own right as well, but somehow I just can’t picture him going up against Lazerman and having any hope of winning. It’s not that he lacks power, but he simply lacks screen time and I doubt that the Battle Network series will have a resurgence anytime soon. Lazerman wins.

Goku vs Hao




Suggested by Destroyer Hao is a being of near limitless cosmic abilities. He has a solid Oversoul and can try to keep Goku back with his ranged moves. Still, there isn’t much he can do against a Super Saiyan god. Goku’s Kamehameha alone would end the fight rather quickly. Goku’s one of the strongest beings in all of media, trying to stop him is like trying to stop an Earthquake with a spoon. There are less than a handful of characters in all of media who can hope to beat him. Goku wins.

Miss Piggy vs Zilla




Suggested by Destroyer Miss Piggy is a fun character. She’s always getting into a lot of crazy situations and still takes it all in stride. That being said, she won’t be able to do much against the awesome power of Zilla. Zilla is huge and has a mean bite at her disposal. At that point all Piggy can do is try to delay the inevitable. She would need a considerable power boost to take on Zilla. Zilla wins.

Kamacuras vs Chunk




Suggested by Destroyer Kamacuras may not be the most popular Kaiju out there, but I have to admit that the creature has heart. You’d never see him throw in the towel early on. He’ll fight til the end, but that won’t be necessary here as the Chunk will have a hard time even dealing any damage. When you see a Kaiju heading your way the only correct answer is to high tail it out of there. Chunk just needs to surrender and save himself some time. Kamacuras wins.