Ridley (Alien Hunter) vs Ripley


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As tough as the alien hunter is, I don’t think Ridley is ready to take on Ripley. Ripley has dealt with aliens that were much fiercer than Ridley’s versions and Ripley also knows how to use a gun when in a tight situation. Having a gun is a significant advantage when both fighters are only human. There’s no way that Ridley can even land a hit here since one shot is all that Ripley needs. Ripley wins.

Ryu vs Pit


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Pit is one of Nintendo’s stronger protagonists so he can actually give Ryu a good fight here. That being said, Asura’s Wrath propelled Ryu to new heights. With his newfound abilities, Pit simply wouldn’t be able to keep up with Ryu in a fist fight. The street fighter has more raw power, technique, and speed. Pit’s large array of long range weapons simply won’t be enough to claim this round. Ryu may not need his demon mode this time. Ryu wins.

Kiva vs Wii Fit Trainer


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Kiva’s actually a lot stronger than I had remembered. His raw attack power is very impressive and his high levels of speed allow him to fight several enemies at once. Wii Fit Trainer excels at fighting from a distance, but I don’t see her being able to keep up with Kiva from long range either thanks to his strong energy blasts. His hammer grants him additional power and not even the Wii Fit Trainer’s energy bodies attack can keep him at bay. Kiva wins.

Yami Yugi vs Kurapika


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Yami Yugi has dozens of cards at his disposal which he can use to overwhelm Kurapika. Kurapika’s eyes will ensure that Yami Yugi keep his guard up for the fight, but chains won’t be enough to slay Slifer The Sky Dragon! Yami Yugi also has dozens of other monsters he can call in an emergency. That’s Game Over for the scarlet heir. Yami Yugi wins.

Littlefoot vs Batman


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This is a tribute to Batman Unlimited. Batman looked tough and as experienced as he should be. He is the Dark Knight after all and Batman’s been fighting a large variety of different villains for decades now. Littlefoot’s a tough little dinosaur, but he doesn’t have any way to defend himself against Batman’s many long range options. A few good explosive discs will be enough to end the match as soon as it has begun. Prep Time is huge here, but Batman wins without it as well. Batman wins.

Littlefoot vs Balki Bartokomous


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Littlefoot makes his debut here and I can assure you that Balki won’t be able to defeat a dinosaur. That’d be a little too much if you ask me. Balki’s not even an experienced fighter so he won’t have the experience needed to dodge Littlefoot’s vicious bites. Littlefoot may not be as large as the average T Rex, but you’ve got to believe that his physical power is still very impressive. Game Over Balki, you had a nice run! Littlefoot wins.

Balki Bartokomous vs Barth


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Barth makes his debut on the blog! He’s from the comedy You can’t do that on Television! It’s like some kind of fake reality, comedy show. I’m not sure I fully understand the show, but that’s okay. In a fist fight, my money’s definitely on Balki. Barth definitely doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who can really fight. Likewise with Balki of course, but he could put up a better fight than Barth and that’s enough to take this round. Balki Bartokomous wins.

Punisher vs Katniss


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This is a tribute to the Mockingjay Part 2 and the Avengers Confidential film. It works out perfectly since Katniss loses hers while Punisher is able to take his win. Simply put, Katniss looked terrible in the final Hunger Games film as she continues to under perform and showed me why I was never a fan of the character to begin with. On the opposite side of the spectrum was the Punisher, a villain who is actually relatable and has goals that I can sympathize with. One is an excellently crafted character while the other is poorly written and overrated. Guns also beat arrows while we’re on the subject. Punisher wins.

The Hunger Games Mockingjay Part 2 Review

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Well, I finally got to see the final Hunger Games film a while back (Saw it day 1, but I took my time writing the review) and it met my expectations. Unfortunately, that’s a bad thing in this case. The film is still very slow paced and way too dramatic to the point where you have to wonder what the point of the series is anymore. It had a plot in the first and second film. After that, it’s like we kept seeing the same old things over and over again. I’m definitely not sad to see this series go. Who knows, maybe the upcoming prequel/spinoff will end up beating this one.

Katniss is still mad at President Snow for being a mean person and trying to enslave the districts. She’s helping the uprising take over his city to restore law and order to the world. It’ll be tough though because his military might is very great and he has already brainwashed one of Katniss’ friends. It’s a bleak path to victory and just about everything that is worth fighting for is already tarnished, but Katniss must press on for victory and for glory!

Where to start with this film right? For starters, the film still isn’t any fun. It’s very bleak and it’s very overly dramatic. The characters are constantly whining and yelling in despair about how bleak everything is. I don’t think the sun really rises until the very last scenes of the film. Before that, it’s pretty much always cloudy with a gloomy backdrop. The characters are constantly injured or on the brink of tears so they can’t have any good discussions without wondering about moral boundaries. Katniss doesn’t want the heroes to become as bad as the villains, but nobody seems to be on her side with this. They’ll take Snow down however they can. No matter how many casualties and injuries occur in the process!

Katniss is also still a very unlikable character. Her only good plan in the film is when she says that she’ll escape on her own to take down Snow. The problem is that she doesn’t actually go through with it and waits until a few more members die to just take command of the operation for everyone. At that point she goes, but it dampens any epic impact that she could have had. At the end, she realizes the truth about one of the villains and quickly makes a bold move. At this point, her options were limited, but perhaps not voting to put the Hunger Games into place once more would have changed things a bit although it would have made getting the fatality a little more difficult. Essentially, it was a classic lose-lose situation, which you’ll see a lot of in these films.

I really did not like Peeta. Once he was brainwashed, that was the end for him. He could never be likable again as he just served to up the drama in the films. Sure, Snow had a lot of time to break him, but it doesn’t mean that I have to actually end up liking Peeta in the end. As far as I’m concerned, he’s just not my kind of character nor will he ever be. The film would have been better off without him. Likewise, his rival, Gale, was no better. Gale thinks that the ends justify the means so he’s already portrayed as a bit of a bad guy. He likes Katniss and isn’t afraid to remind the audience of that quite a few times, but you knew that he was doomed from the start. Of course, I was hoping that both characters would be doomed.

Most of the other characters are non factors here. Naturally, we do have the leader of the resistance. She wants to be the leader of the new world and she claims to have the people’s best interests at heart. Hopefully that’s true…but it seems a little far fetched. It’s a shame since she’s actually a decent character for the most part. Someone who actually stands up to Snow? That’s what we’ve needed all these years although the fake crying was a bit much. I liked the field commander who actually trusted Katniss and decided to defy the government. I’ll give him some props there.

Near the end, we’re reminded again why I don’t care for Katniss as a character. When she arrives home, the “hero” decides to start throwing things at her cat in a rage not unlike those seen on For Glory in the recent Super Smash bros game. It’s a terrible scene and I wish that the cat had simply left for greener passions. After something like that, I don’t think Katniss is worthy to be the owner, but we ahve to wonder whether she ever was. It’s a whole host of problems that plagued Katniss from start to finish, but scenes like this did not help.

All right, what did the film do right? Well, there was certainly a lot more action than in the first film. We had some machine guns, grenades, and even a large amount of tar water that attacked the heroes from all sides. It’s not much, but it’s something. The film’s certainly not lacking in action the same way that the previous installment was. Something is typically happening in this film, it’s just stretched out to the point where many scenes don’t have a point.

That was a slim positive, but I really can’t think of many more. I guess there’s a positive in the sense that it could have been worse. The characters could have been worse and the film could have been more dreary. It’s a matter of looking at the film as half full or half empty. No matter how you slice it though, the negatives do outweigh the positives. The random zombies were intriguing here though and the film did try to recreate the Alien scenes from the good ole days of film making. The zombies have no real character and they’re pretty slow, but at least it works as a tense scene. Honestly, it’s probably the film’s best action scene even if that’s not saying a whole lot at this point.

Finally, I have to take another shot at Katniss and her final plan. Her final plan basically involves committing suicide to avoid capture and an untimely fate. Not only does she still manage to mess this up somehow, but it’s not a great plan. I can acknowledge heroes who go on suicide missions to save their friends, but not when they just decide to destroy themselves like in the Ronin film. It’s a very big difference between those two actions. Whatever the outcome, Katniss needed to either think of an escape plan or another way to carry out the plan. Just grabbing the pill is a big cop out and unfortunately an accurate representation of her character.

Overall, This film was an improvement over part 1 as we at least had some action, but it’s not enough to actually make this a good film. It’s just not a fun ride and the series was never fun from start to finish. The films dragged on for as long as possible and I was just waiting for the film to end. The “happy” ending at the end is still pretty lackluster. For starters, the romance between the two characters definitely wasn’t all that good to begin with and the friend zone should have occurred. Instead of being inspiring, the ending just feels rushed and out of the blue. The Hunger Games is truly worthy of the title…overrated.

Overall 2/10

Bowser vs Godzilla


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This could be a little controversial, but I’m going with Bowser all the way here. His Giga Bowser form greatly amps up his attack power and he has enough projectiles to hit and run against Godzilla. Bowser definitely has the edge in speed here and his Clown Car can safely let him travel through the air. Godzilla will have an incredibly difficult time landing any good hits in this round while Bowser will be sniping him the entire time. The hits will add up and then it’s game over for the big G! Bowser wins.