Mr Popo vs One Above All


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The One Above All is a cosmic being of unlimited power! One shot is enough to shatter whole universes! While that may sound impressive, that just won’t be enough to win. Mr Popo was actually able to go up against a saiyan. The One Above All wouldn’t be able to match such a feat. Mr Popo wins.

Lazerman vs Purple Man


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The Purple Man makes his debut in this round and shows the world that it’s never too late to join the blog. Still, I think it’s safe to say that he won’t be defeating Lazerman. Lazerman is far too powerful and his disruption blast would take Purple Man down in an instant. The Purple Man will be back…maybe. Lazerman wins.

Olimar vs Nemo


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I’m afraid that things aren’t going well for Nemo lately. He’s already gotten several losses and now he’s about to lose again. Olimar just needs a solid punch and then he’ll have won the match. Nemo doesn’t have enough speed to defeat Olimar and drops down the blog ranks. Olimar has claimed his first blog win! Olimar wins.

Zoro vs Afro Samurai


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The Afro Samurai is pretty skilled with a blade, but he hasn’t dealt with as many powerful opponents as Zoro. Zoro has faced guys with incredible powers and he even challenged a Rubber Man! Zoro uses the 3 Blade Style, which increases his range of attack. Not to mention that his attacks also become very lethal. I don’t think that Afro Samurai will be able to keep up with him. Zoro wins.

Pitch Black Review

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Pitch Black is the first film that features Riddick (Or Carolyn, depending on how you look at it) as the main character. The poster definitely promises a horror film that will keep you at the edge of your seat. Does this work as a horror film? More importantly, what about those fight scenes!? Find out all of that and more as the review unfolds.

A crew’s spaceship goes through space, but something goes wrong and there is a fatality. It’s definitely a quick way to start the film and I’m sure that not many were expecting the cast to be whittled down so quickly. They crash land on a mysterious planet and quickly gather their bearings. They had been transporting a dangerous prisoner by the name of Riddick. He definitely wasn’t to be trusted, but what would they do with him now? Riddick does make an escape attempt, but things don’t go so well.

Another member of the crew is devoured and then the cast finally realizes the gravity of the situation. They release Riddick and decide that they’ll need to work together in order to get out alive. The plan is simple: They will grab the power cells and use them to launch their solar powered ship out of their and maybe get back to their planet. (Earth…..right?…) Unfortunately, the inhabitants of this planet have ideas of their own.

Well, one thing that makes this film interesting is the use of the 3 Suns planet. Since the planet has 3 suns, the film has a green edge to it. It feels like you’re watching a black and white film, but slathered with a green paint. It was pretty interesting to watch and it was definitely unique. Of course, once the planet gets dark..it stays dark. Riddick is able to see through the dark with his eye, but will that be enough of an edge to survive?

The monsters/aliens in this film are similar to Pterodactyls. They can fly and one good bite could prove to be the end for a human. As far as physical strength goes, they’re about as tough as an average wild animal. Like a Bull for instance, so a human may be able to overpower one of them, but it’s not so simple. Not everyone can use what they’ve learned on paper to keep a Shark’s mouth closed so that he can’t bite them. The aliens are quick and they usually come out during the dark. (I wonder why….)

The cast isn’t very strong in this film, but that tends to be the norm. Carolyn becomes the leader, but it’s more of a “By Default” type of position. “The end justifies the means” seems to be her way of thinking. Towards the end, she has her hero moments, but she did take time to make her decision. I’m not saying that she’s an awful character, but not a great one. Riddick? Well, he’s your average thug villain, who may have the potential for good in him. I don’t know about this, but when he’s properly goaded, he can be tricked into doing the right thing. He’s decently skilled, but not extraordinarily so.

John is another member and well….there is a plot twist about him. He’s pretty unlikable and you could say that he’s the main villain. It’s ironic since Riddick was supposed to be the big villain, but John seems to have less morals and is probably deeper into the side of evil. Does he make it through the film? Erm…..when was the last time, the “jerk” character made it to the end? Not going to say if this guy breaks the trend, but think about it.

Now, disclaimer time! This review is based off of an edited version that I saw, which edited out the language and made the film a TV 14. So, unless you can find an edited version, this film has a Ton of excessive language. The violence can also get pretty graphic, so if you’re squeamish about people being ripped apart and heads getting crunched….you may want to skip on this one. So, if you’re thinking about bringing a kid to watch this…I’d advise against that. Just a fair warning from your epic blogger DReager1!

So, in the end, did this film work as a horror film? Well, I guess we had a couple of “Jump out” moments, but the film had more tension than actual scary scenes. I guess, if you found Jaws scary, then this should fill the bill. There isn’t really romance in this film, but do I recommend it? For those of you who like horror/alien tales, you’ll probably enjoy it, but there are definitely better options out there. If you’re looking for a “deep” plot and some epic dialogue…what are you doing here? This wasn’t exactly a great film and calling it “good” may be a bit of a stretch. I can’t say that it was my favorite, but it’s better than some other horror titles. like Haunting in Connecticut If you want a movie that will chill you to the bone, check out Bleach: Hell Verse!

Overall 3/10

Nemo vs DW


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DW is back and now she’s up against good ole Nemo. Nemo is a tough fish, but he won’t be able to stand up to someone as powerful as DW. DW just needs one solid punch to end this round. Nemo isn’t quick enough to stop DW and he just doesn’t have the endurance to win. DW finally gets a win on the blog! DW wins.

Brook vs Po


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Po is a pretty tough fighter and I definitely wouldn’t underestimate her. Sadly, she still won’t be able to take on Brook. Brook has his sword skills and he’s a capable fighter. He rises up the blog ranks, but a character who is this unlikable can’t keep on winning for long. At least he rose up the ranks for a while. Brook wins.

Cataleya vs Train


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This is a tribute to Colombiana. Cataleya may have a gun, but that doesn’t mean that she’s a hero. Train used his gun to save lives and help make the world a better place. He’s a true hero and he uses his abilities to their fullest. There just doesn’t seem to be anyone who can stop him! Train wins.

Wii Fit Trainer vs Link


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Wii Fit Trainer is pretty tough, but she wont be able to match up against Link. Link has a pretty good sword and he also has the Light Arrows at his disposal. One solid hit will end this. Wii Fit Trainer just never stood a chance against such a powerful foe. She adds another loss to her record with this battle. Meanwhile Link’s record continues to improve. Link wins.

Goku vs Grimmjow


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This is a tribute to DBZ Battle of Gods! Goku is definitely a strong character, but the movie didn’t do him justice. Goku’s power far exceeds that of most characters, but can he take on Grimmjow? Grimmjow has super speed which he could use to give Goku a solid fight. One would think that Goku could take a win, but we can’t count Grimmjow out. Grimmjow wins.

Update 8 7 2020 Grimmjow has lost his high above status and no longer has the power to defeat Goku. Goku wins.