Spawn vs Thing


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The Thing is a pretty decent powerhouse, but strength alone is not enough to win battles. Spawn has some pretty intense regeneration and he’s also got a nice energy blast. The Thing is durable, but he won’t be able to endure the blasts forever. Eventually the Thing would be taken down. Spawn wins.

Superman vs Faora


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This is a tribute to the Man of Steel. Faora has the same level of super abilities that Superman currently possesses, (Well..close to them anyway) but it won’t be enough. Superman has more experience on earth and he’s faced many opponents throughout his career. He has enough battle experience to take down just about any fighter. Superman wins.

Man of Steel Review

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Superman has gotten quite a few films over the years. I have enjoyed all of them (Excluding Superman Returns) but none of them had the explosive fight scenes that today’s films contain. This film was a good opportunity to show that Superman can have a dynamic action sequence. Plus after the big disappointment that was Superman Returns, we needed a real Superman film!

Before we get into the action segments, let’s go over the plot. Right off the bat you know that it won’t be your average Superman origin story. Krypton looks like something out of Star Wars and it’s definitely a good way to start off the film. General Zod and his minions come into play almost immediately and take on the Council. Jor El takes them on while Superman heads to earth. It was a solid beginning and I liked Jor El’s robot assistants. I could have done without Superman being born into the world scene (It definitely dragged on) but it’s a little thing that won’t hurt the experience. After that we get to see Superman as a fisherman and save people from drowning, but it’s only once Kal El dons the legendary costume that the film picks up again. (On a side note, the new Superman costume is definitely pretty cool. I wouldn’t say that it beats the traditional one, but I have no problems with it. It beats the costumes that most superheroes have)

Now, you won’t want to go into this film comparing everyone to how their DCAU counterparts would act. The characters are definitely different and while they aren’t awful…they aren’t that great either. Lois Lane wasn’t quite the brave reporter that she usually is and her (very brief) romance with Superman comes out of left field. Their scene together definitely wasn’t necessary and I could have done without it. Perry White seemed off during the whole film and the rest of the Daily Planet staff never got to do anything important. Jor El was a pretty good character and he was a good fighter. (Although he let his guard down at a critical time) Jonathon Kent was one of the worst characters in the film. Not only does he tell Superman that he should have let a bus full of innocent kids die so that he could hide his super abilities, but also risks his dog’s life for the “greater good”. Almost every line that Pa Kent said made me cringe a little deep inside. This definitely wasn’t the character that I grew up with and unlike Superman, it wasn’t a good new version. While I wouldn’t say that Superman’s new attitude is better than the classic personality, it’s not a negative change. Jonathon Kent is no longer a character that can be looked up too or admired. Superman’s a good character as always and I didn’t mind his new personality. He doesn’t tend to mock his opponents or brag as much as he used too, but he gets the job done.

Let’s check in with the villains. General Zod made for a good opponent, but was a pretty two dimensional character. I wouldn’t call it a negative thing and I’d still take him over (Sorry folks) the Joker and Loki. General Zod talked a big game, but he could back it up and trade blows with one of the strongest superheroes on the planet. His two main minions, Faora and the power hitter of the group (No idea what his name was though) were also pretty interesting characters. Faora stole the show in hand to hand combat and definitely put up an excellent fight against Superman. (Faora taking on Wonder Woman would make for a great fight) Faora got more screen time than the 3rd minion and even rivals General Zod. Zod may have gotten the final fight scene against Superman, but Faora fought Superman as well as terminated many of the army grunts. The 3rd minion didn’t get much of a role, but had a pretty good fight with Superman and I thought that he was a pretty good fighter.

Now, would the villains have been as cool without the epic fight scenes? I highly doubt it! The fight scenes in Man of Steel are definitely top notch and definitely the best fight scenes in any live action film. There is no film that can even compare with Man of Steel’s action scenes. Avengers, Godzilla, even Spiderman, none of them had the speed and power that the Man of Steel’s battle scenes brought to the table. The soundtrack also gave the battle scenes an extra boost as the music complemented the scenes perfectly. They definitely reminded the audience that these fight scenes had high stakes. As for General Zod’s ending…I can definitely see how it would be controversial. I don’t think that it absolutely needed to happen and I’m maybe a bit skeptical that such a thing would be done to Zod, but hey…it happened in the comics (Albeit in a similar way) didn’t it? So, it wasn’t an extremely shocking thing to me.

The one problem about being a great film is that it puts more pressure on the sequel. We’re going to need more than Lex Luthor if the next film is to match up against this one. Doomsday or Darkseid would make for a pretty great villain, but there aren’t many other Superman villains who could help the sequel surpass this one. General Zod and his men were the perfect adversaries for Superman since they could (almost) match him blow for blow. Still, I will hold out hope for the sequel, after all I hadn’t thought that this film had much potential after seeing the first trailer.

Overall, the Man of Steel is a film that you’ll definitely want to check out. It’s easily the greatest film in a looooong time. Definitely top 5 material and excluding a certain Kaiju series…it is the greatest (live action) film of all time. I highly recommend checking out this film while it’s still in theaters. You won’t regret it!

Overall 9/10

Beast From Haunted Cave Review

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The Beast From (the) Haunted Cave is an old horror (It doesn’t feel like one) film that involves a group of criminals who plan to rob a town and then escape by tricking the skiing instructor into letting them stay at his cabin. After that they would make a quick getaway in their Helicopter (Or Plane, I forget at the moment, but it was definitely an aerial vehicle!) Once the monster comes in…will their plan succeed!?

Alright, let’s start off with the characters. This film had a pretty awful cast and you’ll finish the film without remembering a single name. Now the film was only a little over an hour so you didn’t get to see that characters for a very long amount of time, but it was definitely enough. If you can’t make a character interesting within the first 30 minutes of his screen time, then he’ll never get cool. Also, the film moves at a really slow pace. The first 30+ minutes is spent developing the romance between the two main characters and having the villains make small talk. The film would have been better if they could have cut out most of the romance, made the characters more likable, and also show the police taking on the monster.

That being said, let’s talk about the monster. He is easily one of the weakest monsters in movie history. This isn’t even an exaggeration folks, he can barely overpower a human. When the main monster can barely beat a human, then what can he do!? He seemed to be a of a spider-human hybrid, but he’s far too slow to be a real threat. Even when he does capture his victims, he doesn’t actually finish them off for a while. One human managed to stay alive for almost 2 days until he finally finished her off. The monster doesn’t have much of a presence in the film because he tends to stick to the shadows, but even when he steps out it’s usually not for the best.

The Beast From (The) Haunted Cave is definitely not a film that I recommend. Even if you are a big monster fan, then I recommend checking out Godzilla, Gamera, or the Beast from 20000 Fathoms. Those movies know how to show off a monster and make him a threat. This monster was no such thing and even though the film is short, you’ll find that it feels like a never ending summer blockbuster.

Overall 3/10

Tournament Smashers Episode 46 Lazerman vs Dark Link

The next battle is now here!

Link was cleaning his sword while on guard duty for Hyrule. He knew that nobody would want to mess with him after his battle against Dark Vader. Still, one could never be too sure and that’s why Link was on alert. Link heard a sudden noise and looked behind him. A being with a sinister aura was charging up some sort of energy wave in his hand. “What!?” Link yelled as Lazerman blasted him. When Link awoke, Lazerman was gone. “I wonder what happened,” Link thought as he went to go report this to The King.

Meanwhile, Lazerman had went back to his castle. “Arise Dark Link, and together we shall conquer the world!” Lazerman yelled as he let out a laugh. “I don’t think so Lazerman,” Dark Link said as he pulled out a Dark Arrow. “You dare defy me!” Lazerman yelled as he shot out a disruption blast.

Dark Link rolled to the side and fired his arrow. The arrow hit Lazerman, but it had no noticeable effect. “Nothing works….yet!” Dark Link yelled as he took out his Master Sword. He charged at Lazerman and unleashed a powerful swing. Lazerman quickly dodged and appeared behind Dark Link in the blink of an eye. “What speed!” Dark Link yelled as Lazerman punched him from behind.

Dark Link dropped his arrows, but quickly grabbed a bomb and threw it at Lazerman. Lazerman dodged the bomb as he fired another laser at Dark Link. Dark Link blocked the blast with his shield and he took out the boomerang. “Boomerang smash!” Dark Link said as he threw it at Lazerman.

Lazerman grabbed the boomerang and crushed it. “Is that the best you have?” Lazerman asked as he threw the boomerang off into the distance. “Not quite Lazerman, but you’ll wish that it was,” Dark Link replied as his Master Sword started glowing with an aura of pure power. “Skyward Strike!” Dark Link yelled as he swung his sword so hard that it made a shockwave. “This can’t be happening!” Lazerman yelled as the shockwave knocked him through the wall.

“I did it!…I beat the best that Lazerman could offer,” Dark Link yelled as he sheathed his sword. Suddenly Lazerman appeared in front of him again and grabbed Dark Link. “Impossible..I saw you die!” Dark Link yelled as Lazerman threw him back into the ground. Dark Link got back up, but Lazerman blasted him against a wall.

“That last part was just a projector,” Lazerman chuckled as he grabbed Dark Link. Dark Link quickly tried to slash at Lazerman with his master sword, but Lazerman stopped it with his other hand. “This master sword isn’t as powerful as you think,” Lazerman said as he snapped the sword in half. “No way!” Dark Link yelled as he struggled to think of a plan.

“Good bye Dark Link,” Lazerman said as he threw Dark Link in the air. “Dark Meteor,” Lazerman said as he shot a laser into the air. A large hole appeared in the sky and a giant meteor fell out of it. “I can’t lose!” Dark Link yelled as the meteor hit him and crashed down into the ground. Lazerman looked at the large crater with satisfaction and went back to his base. Dark Link wouldn’t be troubling him anymore.

Veemon vs Rayquaza


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Rayquaza has some pretty decent fighting techniques, but that’s just not going to cut it against Veemon! In his Imperialdramon form, he has access to energy blasts of such magnitude that they could even overpower the legendary hyper beam. Veemon is also faster than Rayquaza ans his defense is good enough to take this round. Veemon wins.

Roxy Rocket vs Batman


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Roxy Rocket is a pretty tricky opponent, but she’s nothing that Batman can’t handle. Batman has his jet pack and he could always just use his GL Power Ring to stop her. Roxy Rocket won’t be able to take Batman down for the count and his speed is too overwhelming anyway. Batman won’t be losing this round. Batman wins.

Dark Schneider vs Nine Tailed Fox


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The Nine Tailed Fox is a monster of great power and he could easily decimate villages and cities with a single blast. Dark Schneider has some great powers at his disposal as well and in Majin form his strength is definitely considerable. The Nine Tailed Fox would be able to deal some impressive damage to Dark Schneider if his attacks hit, but Dark Schneider is fast enough to evade most of the blows. Dark Schneider wins.

Vakishim vs Bly


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Vakishim is back, but now he’s up against the legendary warrior known as Bly. Bly has some pretty immense speed and his close range combat skills are also pretty good. I don’t think that Vakishim would be able to endure those hits for long and eventually he would go down before Bly’s immense might. Bly wins.

Titanosaurus vs Vakishim


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Titanosaurus is back to fight, but he’s up against Vakishim. Vakishim is a pretty powerful monster and his flamethrowers would do some real damage to Titanosaurus. Vakishim also has his missilles to provide backup while he attacks Titanosaurus. Titanosaurus won’t be able to fend off all of those attacks at once. Vakishim wins.