You’ve Got Mail Review


It’s time for a relatively modern romance film from back in the day. Naturally romance isn’t exactly my favorite genre, but at least it also deals with small businesses vs corporate control which is more up my alley. It’s not a bad movie but as with most in this genre it does start out better than how it concludes. If the friend zone card had been played then that may have worked out a little more.

The film starts off by showing us Kathleen’s life. It’s rather plain at the moment and she needs someone to vent to. That’s when she reveals that she has been talking to someone online using a chat room in secret. This has been pretty good for her well being and the guy in the computer enjoys their talks as well. It’s all anonymous so nobody has to be any the wiser and even the two people in the chat don’t know who each other is. That’s when Kathleen’s life is turned upside down as a new book store shows up to run her out of business. They believe in the Wal Mart strategy of starting prices low to put all of the local shops out of business before raising prices again. The leader of this company is named Joe Fox and he is determined to destroy Kathleen.

Well, he does say that this isn’t personal but who would actually believe that? What Kathleen doesn’t know is that Joe is the person she speaks to on the phone. He didn’t know it either for a little while, but finds out before long. He has to try and keep this secret from her, but can he do it? It’ll be tough but Joe didn’t become a rich CEO for nothing, he’s still got a chance here!

The whole point of the dynamic is that both characters don’t know that they are actually confiding in each other. That should have stayed the focus for most of the film instead of Joe finding out and then tricking Kathleen for the rest of the film. I think the movie would have been a lot more fun if this had been the case. It is interesting to see Joe playing so many different roles of course, but it can also be a little dicey.

Also, we can’t just forget the fact that of course corporate wins because they always do in these kinds of scenarios. Kathleen was put out of a job so it’s hard to see her get so friendly with Joe right afterwards. At first he plays the friend card so they just hang out platonically but that never seems to last in these things. They may as well be honest with each other and just say that staying friends was never in the game plan for them. The actual romance just doesn’t work at all.

Fortunately the writing isn’t half bad though. For the most part the humor lands and the characters aren’t that annoying. I think Kathleen had the best supporting cast. Her reporter friend Frank was good for a while since he is so paranoid about everything and always trying to take shots at technology. The only tricky part here is how quick he was to try and leave Kathleen for another reporter. That’s where you end up losing all respect for the guy. Kathleen’s co-workers were also pretty fun and they did their best to be useful. Even when Kathleen’s mystery man seemed to be a crook they were very supportive.

Meanwhile Joe just had 2 characters on his side. The first was his friend who would walk him to the diner when Joe was feeling scared. He seemed like a reasonable guy, but didn’t get to appear much. Then we have Joe’s friend/maybe wife so seemed like a reasonable character until the very end where she suddenly wasn’t. That was the film’s forced way of leaving both Joe and Kathleen open but it was basically plot convenience there.

As for the two leads themselves, they weren’t bad. Joe is certainly ruthless in taking down the small businesses, but I guess that is his job so like the guy said, it just wasn’t personal. Of course you shouldn’t just leave your ethics at the door either so it’s complicated. Kathleen was also a reasonable character and put up a valiant effort in trying to stop Joe’s company. It’s just a shame that she couldn’t claim victory here.

Overall, You’ve Got Mail was a pretty fun film that was mainly held back by the unnecessary romance. Really, just take away the romance and you’ve got a better film. It could have easily ended when Joe put her out of business. If you want a happy ending then just have her get rehired by them. I think that would have made for a more wholesome film and would have given the characters more dignity as well. You still just can’t fall for the person who put you out of business. That’s just too much to buy into. If you want a decent rom-com to watch then this is your ticket. It’s a good bet to watch this one since typically the genre can be a little dicey.

Overall 6/10

Jin Kisaragi vs Ferid


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Suggested by Dylan Hooton Jin Kisaragi is a fierce fighter and this is a very close fight. As with Ragna vs Ferid it’s hard to say just how they stack up since by all accounts Ferid seems more impressive but we’ve had a small sample size. I still eagerly await Ferid actually getting a real fight in the manga, but in the mean time it would be relatively easy for this match to change at some point if Jin or Ragna get a quick power up. It’s a loss for now, but this could change some day. Ferid wins.

Hercules vs Griffith


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Suggested by iKnowledge Hercules is back, but he won’t fare any better against Griffith. He won’t be able to even understand what is happening when Griffith speed blitzes him and starts dishing out the pain. Hercules can take a hit but with no way to counter attack he will still be going down for the count pretty quickly. He just wasn’t prepared for this kind of fight. Griffith wins.

Hercules vs Guts


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Suggested by iKnowledge Hercules is a pretty powerful fighter. While he has never been in the same league as Thor, the guy puts a lot of passion behind every punch. He’s not a fighter that you should take lightly. That being said, Guts is highly proficient with his sword so he’ll have the edge in mid range combat and the difference in their speed isn’t even comparable. Hercules won’t be landing any hits here. Guts wins.

Yami Yugi vs Yuya


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Suggested by Anonymous It’s time for a battle of high level duelists. Yuya has a lot of dragons up his sleeve which will prove tough for the King of Games. Despite being known as the best, it was rarely Yugi’s deck that would win out the day. His Egyptian God Cards are great, but on average Yuya’s monsters are significantly stronger than Yugi’s and they would be able to stand up to the big 3. I just don’t think Yugi is up to winning this fight. Yuya wins.

Kaguya vs Thanos


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Suggested by Random Kaguya is a powerful Naruto villain and some may even say that she was the strongest of them all. Her sheer amount of chakra is unheard of and most abilities do not even affect her. Thanos has a lot of good attack options with the gems, but he will find it difficult trying to land a hit on Kaguya while she is dimension hopping. His durability also won’t be enough to endure her invincible spike attacks. This is one match that the Titan cannot win. Kaguya wins.

Bomberman vs Link



Suggested by Sonic Bomberman is a pretty agile fighter who is good at dodging explosions while prepping his own. That being said, I don’t think he is quite ready for an opponent like Link. Link has a large arsenal of weapons at his disposal. While the hero of time’s bombs may not be as good as the iconic bomber, his Light Arrows will still do the trick. Bomberman isn’t fast enough to stop Link from using such powerful weapons. Link wins.

Link vs Pac Man



Suggested by Sonic Pac Man is a video game icon who is well known and loved by fans all around the globe. He has a lot of fruits at his disposal, but none that would be able to get past Link’s shield. Link has a lot of endurance and raw power behind his sword swings so once he gets close to Pac Man then the match will be over. Nothing can block or survive the Master Sword! Link wins.

Arm-Fall-Off Boy vs Segata Sanshiro


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Suggested by Adrogoz Arm-Fall-Off Boy returns once more, but I’m afraid that he won’t do any better this time around. Segata has way better hand to hand skills up his sleeve and is just a professional. This kid never really learned how to fight and simply being able to detach arms to fight won’t really help much to change that. Segata Sanshiro wins.

Arm-Fall-Off Boy vs Nami


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Suggested by Adrogoz It’s time for the Arm-Fall-Off Boy to make his big return to the arena! His abilities have never really looked all that promising to be honest and Nami will easily be able to take him down. One quick zap and that’s it for this guy. Hopefully he won’t fall to pieces after this! Nami wins.