Isabelle vs Link



Suggested by Sonic Link was chosen by the Master Sword to be the protector of Hyrule. I don’t think I need to tell you the implications of this. It means that he is the most worthy person on the planet and he was already a sharp fighter before that. Isabelle won’t be able to stop Link and the hero has enough weapons/items at his disposal to defeat her without causing any harm. That’s just how good he is. Link wins.

Hedorah vs Havok




Suggested by Destroyer This is one match where Hedorah will ultimately falter. Havok is a very underrated Marvel character and that’s because he is usually written to be either a petty character or an inferior version of Cyclops. Despite this he is still a powerful fighter and his concussion blasts will have Hedorah down for the count. The fact that Havok can freely emit his blasts will make it all the easier to hit Hedorah with. Havok wins.

Isabelle vs Squirtle



Suggested by Sonic Squirtle is one of the original water Pokemon and yet he still ranks up there as one of the strongest ones. He is quick and has a good combo game as well as a ton of moves at his disposal. This means that Isabelle is basically out of luck when going up against him because she can’t keep up with his moves. Squirtle is basically invincible as far as she is concerned. He won’t even need to evolve to win this fight. Squirtle wins.

Hedorah vs April




Suggested by Destroyer April has had a long career of following the turtles. In that time she has earned some basic weapons to defend herself with and she even knows hand to hand. This would go far against some opponents but Hedorah isn’t one of those. He will very quickly take her down no matter what strategy she walks in with. This is what true power looks like, it is simply the ability to take whatever the opponent throws at you while continuing to the goal. Hedorah wins.

Isabelle vs Goldeen



Suggested by Sonic Isabelle is a nice character, but she doesn’t have a ton of combat experience. She would very quickly find herself outmatched against Goldeen and will be without an escape route. Goldeen’s abilities are incredibly impressive and she can even transform into Seaking if necessary. A single Horn attack will end the fight. Isabelle’s hammer and confetti traps will not be enough. Goldeen wins.

Hedorah vs Green Hornet




Suggested by Destroyer The Green Hornet is a decent fighter. He has been able to defeat Batman in the past so you definitely can’t underestimate his hand to hand skills. That being said, he isn’t quite ready to take down a monster like Hedorah. Hedorah is still one of the strongest monsters that Godzilla has ever faced and that’s a pretty impressive fact. He would simply roll over the Hornet and that would be the end of the match. Hedorah wins.

Gareth (Megaman) vs Kamek




Suggested by Anonymous Kamek is a fairly cunning minion of Bowser, but she doesn’t have enough actual power to try and steal a win here. Gareth is a very disciplined fighter and will be prepared for any sneak attack. Once Kamek is forced into a straight up fight she will be completely doomed. There is just no way that she can hope to stop Gareth while he only needs one good shot to take her down. This is why it is difficult to stop opponents who possess both a weapon and a shield. Gareth (Megaman) wins.

Star Fox Review


The SNES Online is finally active! There were many who doubted that it would happen so quickly and I was definitely one of them. It turned out to be a pleasant surprise when it was announced in the direct and of course I had to jump in. My first choice was Star Fox. I’d actually never played the original one before now so that was fun. It’s definitely a short game and one that doesn’t hold up nearly as well as most of Nintendo’s other classics. Still, it’s not bad for a quick run through.

The basic plot is that Andross is here and he wants to end the entire solar system using whatever means he can. Team Star Fox is put on the case to stop him so they follow his evil trail across the cosmos. They aim to stop him once and for all when they get to the final base but it may not be quite as easy as all that. He certainly isn’t going to be pulling any punches here.

The gameplay is pretty straight forward. You’re in a ship that is flying in a straight line although you are able to move left to right as well as up and down. You blast at obstacles in your way and at the end of the level there is a boss that you will have to blast out of the sky. The health bar from the boss is fairly large so it will take a lot of shots to put him down and you’ll likely need a lot of lives to really master his patterns.Fortunately the Switch has save states and rewinding so it wasn’t all that bad.

There are around 5-6 levels and you can beat the game in around 30-40 minutes. It’s not long by any means but there are alternate paths you can take as well. There are 3 in total so I guess the game would be about 2 hours which isn’t bad. Some of the enemy attacks will feel like they didn’t really hit you but I suppose the attacks may appear to be farther than they are like in a car. There’s no real replay value beyond that so just make sure that you enjoy the adventure along the way.

In terms of graphics the game is definitely not very impressive. It’s all very blocky and pixelated like a computer game. In someways it looks worse than most of the NES games, but maybe it’s just an artstyle that didn’t age particularly well. You never want to see a game not age well,but that’s the case with how this one looks. At least the soundtrack is quite good though. Most of the themes will sound familiar from the Super Smash  games since a lot of these tunes were remixed.They’re always fun to hear.

I’m trying to wonder how people would have enjoyed this one back in the day. It has actual cutscenes and such so you’d be engaged but I wouldn’t like having to replay the levels so often because I definitely would have gotten a lot of game overs before the end of the game. It’s a sobering thought, but it does make me wonder how much of a big video game fan I would have really been back in the day. I think I would have had a very limited game collector because I’d focus on ones that had a save feature or ones that were just really addictive like Pac-Man. The rest would have simply not made the cut.

While the game may not be a global hit for me, I do think it had some good ideas with regard to the boss fights. The Andross battle is very creative and has multiple phases which is something that I feel was probably pretty unique for its time. The spinning disc battle also forces you to get really good at dodging and outmaneuvering the enemies. All of these fundamental skills are ones that will transfer well into other games so they’re worth knowing.

Overall, Star Fox is a decently fun game, but one that only really passes the bar with today’s modern features. The game as it is perfectly hits the middle since it’s a decent experience, but not one that I would ever find myself going back to. It’s just too short and feels more like a demo to the Star Fox series than an actual installment. If you haven’t played this one yet then you should still check it out since it’s free. You can’t go wrong with being free of course, but otherwise you’re really not missing anything if you end up skipping it.

Overall 5/10

Pokemon Masters Stats and Records

Stats time!

Play Time 15h 59m (Phone shows up to the last 10 days so this isn’t totally accurate but close enough)

Missions
General 28/56
Launch Celebration 30/30
Reach for the Top 8/15
Pokemon Trainers 47/66
Trainer Levels
Rosa 82
Brock 64
Roxanne 58
Marley 53
Pryce 45
Marion 45
Maylene 45
Shauntal 43
Olivia 85
Cheren 85
Nanu 80
Misty 75
Kris 70
WHitney 65
Hau 65
Terry 60
Barry 60
Candice 60
Clay 60
Flannery 60
Skyla 60
Brandon 55
Wilkstrom 50
Gardenia 50
Sophocles 50
Noland 50
Siebold 50
Blaine 50
Claire 50
Flint 50
Viola 50
Koga 50
Tate 45
Erica 45
Iris 45
Norman 45
Brock (Gym mode) 45
Bugsy 45
Korrina 45
Hapu 45
Roark 45
Janine 45
Cheryl 45
Liza 45
Brycen 45
Wulfric 30