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Noodleman vs Dustman



Suggested by Destroyer Noodleman is surprisingly tough so don’t let his comic relief design fool you. While I wouldn’t take his defeating all of World 3 at face value since those guys were off their game, he is still fast and strong enough to handle Dustman. Dustman is rather slow without a whole lot of good attack options. That is going to cost him big time here as he will quickly be overwhelmed by all of the noodle attacks. Noodleman wins.

Kumonga vs Paralyzer



Suggested by Destroyer The Paralyzer does have a little thunder type weapon at the ready but it’s not going to be enough here. Kumonga is durable enough to tank those hits like a champ and keep on going. It’s why he won’t be defeated here. It may take a while to ultimately land a blow on Paralyzer but it will happen. At that point the match will be over. Kumonga wins.

Kumonga vs Copperhead (Lawrence)



Suggested by Destroyer Copperhead has a gun and his armor is actually bullet proof so you don’t want to count him out so quickly. That said, he would eventually fall here. While he can potentially stay away from Kumonga for a while, he doesn’t have any real way to injure the Kaiju. So ultimately he would just be squashed at some point and then that would be all over for him. The size difference is crazy here and Copperhead isn’t durable enough. Kumonga wins.

Cobra Commander vs Mario



Suggested by Destroyer Don’t underestimate Cobra Commander. Without him the Cobra organization would not be nearly as powerful as it is today. That being said, I would still give Mario the decisive edge in combat here. After all, lets just look at the stats. Mario has dozens and dozens of power ups and super forms from over the years. At this point it’s hard to see Cobra Commander being able to do much of anything against him. Mario can easily dodge Cobra’s attacks with his athletics and has enough power to put him down once he makes contact. Mario wins.

Cobra Commander vs Bowser

Suggested by Destroyer


Cobra Commander is a very capable leader and he has a lot of solid tech at his disposal. That being said, he isn’t quite ready to take on someone like Bowser. Bowser has gotten many different powerups over the years and scales quite far above Cobra. Cobra would have to hope that he can take Bowser out before the guy counter attacks but that isn’t happening. Bowser has the edge here. Bowser wins.

Sol Badguy vs Xehanort



Suggested by Sonic Xehanort is a powerful master of darkness and can hold his own in a fight but this fire fighter is a bad matchup for him. Sol has good speed feats of his own and his raw power would certainly be able to match Xehanort. I don’t see Xehanort being fast enough to take full advantage of his shadow abilities and so ultimately he would be the one to be defeated as a result. Sol Badguy wins.

Seviper vs Plusle



Suggested by Sonic Unfortunately for Plusle, he isn’t quite ready to deal with a Pokemon as dangerous as Seviper. The difference in their overall abilities is much too great. If Pikachu were here it would be different but Plusle doesn’t have enough raw power to zap Seviper into oblivion before eating the counter attacks. Seviper has enough durability to stay in the mix the whole time and won’t be going down here. Plusle would need a speed boost to have a chance. Seviper wins.

Dan Hibiki vs Zoroark



Suggested by Sonic Dan Hibiki is one of those tragic characters who really wants to be a strong fighter but ultimately he just isn’t able to pull it off. He can’t keep up with Ryu and friends so the gap only continues to get wider. It’s rather tragic but that’s just how it goes. Zoroark meanwhile has a ton of cool abilities, projectiles, and is generally faster. He could quickly overwhelm Dan in close quarters combat. Zoroark wins.

Mujin Park vs Lavi



Suggested by Sonic Mujin Park is a being who can easily shatter planets and the star system if he wants to. Lavi has a hammer at the ready but it won’t be doing much of anything here. His strongest attacks would deal no damage and his speed isn’t quite enough to even see Mujin at this point. He would see the hopeless of the situation and will ultimately fall. Mujin Park wins.

Rimuru Tempest vs Jedah Dohma



Suggested by Sonic Jedah Dohma is a strong fighter to be sure but he’s nowhere near Rimuru in ability. Rimuru Tempest has gotten stronger in every arc due to his overwhelming powers like gluttony and his base strength and speed. Jedah would not be fast enough to land any blows of his own and while his regeneration is good, it would get bypassed by the absorption techniques. Ultimately this would put him behind the 8 ball and he needs a lot more advanced close combat skills to turn the tides. Rimuru Tempest wins.