Category Archives: Battles

Luna vs The Grinch

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The Grinch likes to mess with holidays, but when it comes time for an actual fight he isn’t all that skilled. Don’t get me wrong, The Grinch is still stronger than someone like TOAA. However, he can’t hold his own against dragons and the rest of Luna’s powerful deck. She even has spells and traps which can quickly take him down for the count as well. Luna wins.

Anna Williams vs Fred Flintstone

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Anna Williams is always overshadowed by Nina in the Tekken games, but her hand to hand skills are at a high level nonetheless. Fred has a club which can deal massive damage, but I don’t think he will be landing any hits on Anna in this battle. She is far too quick and would have him down for the count in the blink of an eye. Anna Williams wins.

Kairi vs Cheep Cheep

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With Kingdom Hearts III over the horizon it’s time for Kairi to finally earn her first win. She is a quality character after all and shouldn’t be lumped together with the iconic minion known as Cheep Cheep. For the record, I do think Cheep Cheeps have some of the most underrated designs out of all the classic Nintendo minions. These guys are hype! That’s not enough to win though. Kairi wins.

Donatello vs Water Horse

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The Water Horse is in a bit of an awkward position because he is too small to be considered a Kaiju but too large to be considered a Giant Monster. As a result this creature doesn’t seem to have a lot of fans. It has a lot of raw power, but that won’t mean much against Donatello’s large arsenal of tech. He’s also a close combat master so that’s another feather in his cap. He can take his time and will win this match without too much effort. Donatello wins.

Gloom vs Barry William Cox

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Barry William Cox is definitely not a nice guy and I doubt he has a whole lot of fans. It’s entirely possible that he doesn’t have any fans since the movie isn’t a very remembered film or the type where characters get fans. Needless to say, Gloom will no longer stay tied with this guy. Gloom’s actually a pretty fun Pokemon and she can claim the win with a Solar Beam blast. No way Barry can survive this! Gloom wins.

Raphael vs Python

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It’s definitely pretty surprising to see Raphael here since he’s a pretty good character. Somehow he just wasn’t strong enough to beat any of his opponents prior to this match. Well, that all changes against the Python. Snakes are pretty cool and they have a lot of fun trivia to back them up, but that won’t help against a ninja master like Raph. A few good hits is all this turtle is going to need to win the fight. Raphael wins.

Michelangelo (1970’s) vs Peter Griffin

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Michelangelo has definitely fared the worst from all of the TMNT characters. He definitely does tend to lose his composure in the middle of a fight as his thoughts drift towards pizza. Still, he is more than a match for someone like Peter Griffin. Griffin was never even close to being a decent character and at the very least Michelangelo has some combat skills. I can’t say the same for Peter. Michelangelo (1970’s) wins.

Alex Hopper vs Dipsy

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Dipsy is a resourceful fighter, but that won’t be enough for Alex Hopper. He was able to successfully break into a store and steal some food for himself during the movie Battleship. That already shows that the man has talent. He also has a gun which is always useful to have in a pinch. Dipsy can try to run around which will buy some time, but certainly not much. At the end of the day Dipsy just won’t be able to beat Alex. Alex Hopper wins.

Tsukasa vs Kite

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Tsukasa may be a wavemaster, but that doesn’t mean that he is a match for a veteran like Kite. Kite learned many powerful spells and magical abilities throughout the course of the game while also being a proficient close quarters fighter. Tsukasa has a powerful monster under his command but otherwise his speed stat is close to 0. Kite will easily be able to fight off the tag team long enough to land enough good hits on Tsukasa. Kite wins.

Bart Simpson vs Cinder

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Suggested by Destroyer Bart Simpson is a kid who doesn’t really care for authority too much. That’s too bad for him because disobeying Cinder means an early death. Her fire abilities will be far too much for him and Bart doesn’t have enough speed to dodge any of her attacks. He was doomed as soon as the fight started and at the end of the day he wouldn’t have even been able to have put up a fight against Cinder before she became a maiden. Cinder wins.