The Stepfather (2009) Review


Man, the Stepfather was big enough to get a whole trilogy and then a remake? I’d never have guessed since you don’t see this guy brought up in the same breath as the horror legends like Jason or Freddy. Now those guys have withstood the test of time. This movie plays out like the others so you can sense all of the plot threads from the jump but the important thing for a film like this is always in the execution. Unfortunately I would not say that it succeeds in this. This film doesn’t really have much going for it and will end up being forgotten in the end.

The movie starts with Grady getting a shave and preparing his new guise as he gets to work on murdering another family. The guy has been unstoppable for a while now because his charms are so unbelievable that people just want to marry him right away. He only goes after families that are missing a father though as he aspires to have the perfect family. Well, he meets Susan at the supermarket and they quickly hit it off. They get engaged very quickly and Grady figures he has the perfect setup here as nobody suspects him. Well, Michael returns from military school and immediately distrusts Grady. What can the villain do now?

I did think that early on there wasn’t much of a good reason for Grady to be suspicious at all. We get the ominous music and all as Michael peers down the stairs and shoots looks at Grady but you just don’t really get it. Sure, you get that in general Michael isn’t happy to have anyone around right now but Grady helped get him back into school and even promised he would help make sure Michael isn’t sent off to military school again. Take away the shady music and as the viewer you would think he is doing all of the right things.

So I didn’t think the suspicion was all that earned initially. Of course as the film goes on then Grady gives him a lot of reason to be nervous and upset but it definitely takes a long while to get there. As a character I’m glad that Michael’s a little older so he can actually fight but I wouldn’t call him all that likable. It feels like he’s always trying to start a fight and is awfully defensive about everything. He’s rather annoying the whole time.

His girlfriend Kelly doesn’t really get much to do here. You could take her out of the film and not much would change. She tries to at least keep Michael from making a lot of mistakes like spying on Grady or digging into the past which makes sense since it all seems crazy from her point of view. Ultimately she isn’t able to stop him though and both of them have to really brace themselves for the climax.

I wouldn’t say Susan is a very likable character here either. As always she falls hook line and sinker for Grady to the point where she will not let anyone even think about looking into his past. She doesn’t find anything particularly suspicious about him and just goes with the flow the whole time. I think that would be admirable if they have been together for years and the trust is completely there but everyone has a super valid point when they mention that she doesn’t know much about him. He shows up out of nowhere and suddenly she trusts him 100%? It’s all just way too fast and part of what’s hard to buy about these films is how easily Grady is able to show up and get married each time. Cmon now.

At least the ex-husband Jay does decently well here as he suspects the guy and finds out the lies pretty quick. Unfortunately he isn’t too smart in how he handles the follow up. Look, if you’re talking to someone and the guy just walks out of there then you should probably be careful about following him. He’s clearly not afraid to lie to his family so what else do you think he might do to keep his secrets? The whole scene with Jay is rather tragic too since he gets the longest death with nobody to help him.

Finally you have Grady but there isn’t much to say about the guy. He’s just insane the whole time and forgets his identity really quick. Instead of it being a moment of genuine confusion like in the original, here it’s just played off as this guy being off his rocker. In fairness, the guy is completely insane so that tracks well enough. There’s just not anything interesting about him, his goals aren’t anything special. Additionally he’s just too insecure. He murders anyone who even thinks about starting a rumor on him which just makes the whole thing more suspicious. I dare say that it would have been smarter to keep everyone alive since it’s unlikely that they would do anything more than talk. Was the old lady really a threat? Really??

Overall, The Stepfather is a film you’ll want to void. I wouldn’t say that it has any particularly interesting characters and it’s as predictable as possible. The violence has been toned down from the earlier installments which is good at least but everyone’s still getting bumped off. Dying through suffocation is always a rough way to go out. It would be nice to change up the formula one of these days and have a new villain show up to stop Grady and make his presence known as an alternate villain. I think something like that would potentially be very interesting. Either way I’d recommend giving this one the skip, it’s not going to do anything for you.

Overall 2/10

Helmaroc King vs Stilt Man



Suggested by Destroyer The Helmaroc King was a fun boss in Wind Waker. He’s a giant bird who definitely has a lot of durability but is lacking in attack options. I would make the case that Stilt Man is stronger here and he would be able to secure the victory with his tech. At the end of the day the Helmaroc King is likely not fast enough to stop him. The Stilt Man will just keep on going with his hits and will be able to deal enough damage to win. Stilt Man wins.

Shiron vs Raikou



Suggested by Destroyer Raikou is a Pokemon of unbelievable power. He is one of the legendaries after all and while that term may not mean a whole lot with some of the fighters, for the most part you can expect a tough fight out of that. Shiron has power ups of his own but I don’t think he would be fast enough to escape Raikou’s attacks or powerful enough to take him out in time. Ultimately Shiron will go down here. Raikou wins.

Shiron vs Chibi



Suggested by Destroyer Shiron is the main dragon in Legendz and is a pretty strong guy overall. He got several super forms but none of them would be nearly enough to take down Chibi. Dragon Drive has a much higher ceiling when it comes to power levels so when two main characters fight you know how it’s going to go down. Chibi is ultimately better in every single physical stat so it’s hard to get past that. Shiron just doesn’t have the techniques to overcome that. Chibi wins.

Mami Tomoe vs Yang



Suggested by Destroyer Yang is the ultimate close quarters fight while Mami has mastered using her guns even in such a short distance. Mami takes this one due to her speed advantage. She showed in her fight with Homura that even dealing with time was not something beyond her abilities. Mami always goes into a fight with a plan and her reaction times will allow her to deal with Yang’s attacks. Mami Tomoe wins.

Emerl vs Skullman



Suggested by Destroyer Skullman and Emerl are both very fast fighters, but Emerl ultimately has better attack power and defensive abilities. He would be able to seal the edge and his advantage would grow more and more as the fight goes on. Skullman just isn’t built for a long battle the way that Emerl is. He wouldn’t be able to stay in the fight long enough. His fight with Meganman was impressive but he would need something more. Emerl wins.

Blue Beetle vs Gmerl



Suggested by Sonic Blue Beetle is a powerful fighter with a lot of tech at his disposal but ultimately that’s not going to scare off Gmerl. Gmerl has fought with the likes of Super Sonic in the past. While I wouldn’t necessarily say that he could take on Emerl, Gmerl should have enough left in the tank to beat this guy. His defenses will leave most of Blue Beetle’s attacks to be moot. Gmerl wins.

Diabound vs Ghost



Suggested by Sonic Diabound is one of the most powerful duel monsters to ever exist. You could say this without question but he is still just one monster. Would he really be able to defeat Ghost and his army of fighters? It’s a tough question but ultimately I would give this to Ghost. He has the Synchro killer which is a powerful fighter and the rest of his cards are rather powerful as well. Diabound may be able to 1 v 1 almost any monster but numbers add up in this kind of fight. Ghost wins.

Captain Magma vs Torchman



Suggested by Sonic Torchman still has one of the best EXE designs out there. It really stands out and makes him look like a powerful fighter. Captain Magma has some fire abilities of his own but they’re not going to be able to do much of anything to a guy like Torchman. Torchman’s flames burn much hotter and he would be able to win in close quarters combat. The Captain would need a significant power boost to even stand a small chance. Torchman wins.

Mugino vs Maddy



Suggested by Sonic Maddy has her Wackoman at the ready and he definitely is a strong fighter but not someone who can hope to stop Mugino. Mugino can absolutely overwhelm Maddy with her barrage of lasers. They will be much too powerful to stop and there are too many of them to dodge. Maddy will be on the defensive right from the jump and ultimately she will not be able to keep up. Mugino wins.