Pac Man vs Crazy Bus




Suggested by Destroyer The Crazy Bus lives up to his name. He’s really all over the place and isn’t afraid to fight a little outside the box. Pac Man will have to keep his wits about him here, but ultimately I don’t think his victory will ever be in doubt. Crazy Bus is strong, but not strong enough to bump off such a powerful fighter like Pac. Pac Man won’t even need his elemental super forms to win this one. Pac Man wins.

Pac Man vs Goomba




Suggested by Destroyer The Goomba is one of the most iconic enemies of all time. You really have to give them credit for going up against Mario time and time again. While they ultimately never win it is the thought that counts. That won’t be enough to survive against this ball of fury though. Pac Man can quickly launch a bell or a key at the Goomba and that’ll be game over for the creature. The loss was inevitable. Pac Man wins.

Pac Man vs Turkey




Suggested by Destroyer It’s time for the Pac to take some names. He’s got a lot of fruits and other objects that he can use to really take the Turkey down a few pegs. Turkeys are strong in great numbers of course, but they really aren’t going to be doing much to a fighter like this. Pac Man has eaten the golden fruits which gave him super powers. With those at his disposal this match is as good as over. Pac Man wins.

Luminary vs Incineroar



Suggested by Sonic Incineroar is a powerful Pokemon who takes pride in his wrestling skills. The guy can deal a lot of damage once he makes contact. Luminary will have to be careful not to get caught in his grip. Luminary is very fast though so this shouldn’t be a problem and then he’ll be able to land his explosive attacks. Luminary’s blade also gives him longer reach in close quarters which will be of great help here. Luminary wins.

Luminary vs Cloud



Suggested by Sonic Luminary is a talented fighter. He’s got a lot of equipment and spells as you would expect from such a legendary hero. That being said, he isn’t quite ready to trade blows with Cloud yet. Cloud’s power is incredible and a single slash could do massive damage. Cloud can shatter his limits and soar to new heights in the middle of a fight. Luminary would quickly be unable to keep up with him and that’s when Cloud would delver the finishing strike. Cloud wins.

Joker (Persona) vs Inkling



Suggested by Sonic Inkling is a nice kid, but she is completely outmatched here. Joker is a better close quarters fighter and he could also strike at her from afar. Inkling is fast and that would really be her only chance here. That being said, Joker is no slouch in the speed department either and I believe he would be able to swing out a win. Inkling wouldn’t know what hit her. Joker (Persona) wins.

Joker (Persona) vs Arsene



Suggested by Sonic Joker returns to fight one of the stronger opponents out there. Arsene is incredibly powerful and you can think of him like one of the monsters in Astral Chain. That being said, Joker is able to use him in combat so it would basically be a stalemate except that having Joker on board as well gives him the definitive edge. Joker won’t be holding his Arsene back and so that’s a recipe for success. Joker (Persona) wins.

Joker (Persona) vs Morgana



Suggested by Sonic Joker is a pretty talented thief. The guy has a lot of the proper tools to make a getaway at any point. Morgana is always very helpful, but he isn’t known as a fighter quite as much as Joker. Joker has the edge here in speed, power, and overall technique. Morgana would have a hard time keeping up with Joker for very long. Ultimately he will fall here but who better to lose to than a master like Joker? Joker (Persona) wins.

NFL Head Coach 09 Review


It’s time to take a look at a very different Football game. I’ve always enjoyed the Madden games as well as the 2K versions and pretty much any other football game. Unfortunately Head Coach is the first Football game that I did not enjoy. I would actually have to give this one a negative score because it’s just not any fun. The title is a giveaway so I knew what I was getting myself into. Still, I did expect the developers to do something to spice things up here. It’s really a very straightforward coaching game.

You can jump into a career or a quick game to see what it’s like. I chose the quick game option but there is nothing “quick” about it. One half took about 30-40 minutes and that was pretty surprising. A normal Madden game is way shorter. I believe it’s because this game uses 15 minute quarters like the real sport while Madden typically has 5 minute quarters. I always understood why the games don’t do 15 minute quarters and this game proves it. It makes the games incredibly long and while you may have fun if you’re in the match, being a coach doesn’t offer the same level of immersion. What happens is you get to select the plays before each action.

Then you watch the computers carry out your play. Rinse and repeat as you go through the game. Honestly it’s basically no different than watching two computers play each other and I dare say that it’s worse. Choosing the next play just slows things down. Since you know the A.I. is probably going to mess up your play you’d rather they just take the wheel. I’m sure this gameplay style will have its fans, but I am not one of them. Each play takes so long and you can just pick random plays so you can do this with your eyes close. Ultimately the game seems to heavily rely on luck/RNG so it’s not like your picking does a whole lot.

The graphics aren’t bad. It looks more like PS2 than PS3 so I’m thinking that this game was more low budget compared to the main title. Nothing wrong with that of course, if anything it does add a layer of nostalgia to the title. Even that was not enough to really help the game in the long run though. The presentation isn’t nearly as good as Madden either since we miss out on most of the festivities. You get to have the coach yell out plays and praise/insult the team depending on how things go. This gets old pretty quick though and I’d rather have the announcers yelling out the play by play.

There’s a lot of replay value here technically. You can start a career as a coach and that’ll last you a very long time. It never even really needs to end. At the same time, this is all with the same gameplay style. You’ll likely end up not playing through every game at some point. I got this game for a few bucks in Florida many years ago so it’s not like it cost a whole lot. I’m not sure if I would call it the worst mainstream sport game, but it really could be. Naturally the golf games are also up there and I’m not a fan of some of the newer Baseball titles. I’ll be playing a lot of Baseball soon though so maybe that’ll help my fundamentals.

There’s not a whole lot of other things to do here. You’ve already basically heard the entire gameplay which in a way is pretty scary. There are other things you can do between plays like subbing out players and calling timeouts. That is really the extent of the gameplay though. I was hoping there was a mode where you could become a player, but I suppose that would be an odd choice since it would then become a normal Madden game. Even if I would have liked that as an option I suppose I see why it was not added in. That would have been pretty awesome though.

Overall, NFL Head Coach 09 is probably the most boring game I’ve ever played. It’s not like it has poorly designed levels or puzzles to make the game bad. There’s not really any “bad” features in this title. The only issue I have with it is that the game just isn’t any fun to play. I can’t find any joy in leaving it up to the computers. I feel like the whole point of playing a game is to use my skills to make a difference. What difference am I making if I’m just letting the computers take the reins? There’s a reason why they don’t make Head Coach games anymore and I’m betting that it’s because people got burned out. You can only play this kind of game for so long before you throw in the towel. There is one more Head Coach game for the PS2, but realistically I doubt I will ever play that game. If it turns up for a dollar or two I’d quickly purchase it, but otherwise that’s a no go from me.

Overall 4/10

Super Tennis Review


It’s time to take a look at a SNES game that actually has not aged well. So far the games have been pretty solid with good gameplay and nice artwork. Unfortunately this game breaks the streak pretty decisively. This just isn’t a fun game and it’s probably the worst SNES game I’ve played.

When you jump into the game you are able to play quick battles with the computer or jump into circuit mode. There is also a multiplayer option you can try out here. There aren’t a lot of modes but you shouldn’t be expecting a whole lot anyway since this game did come out a while back. The modes aren’t an issue since the ones that we got are the key ones. The issue here is purely the gameplay and since that is arguably the most important aspect of a game it hurts quite a lot. It’s like the game is trying to be super precise with where you hit the ball and the technology just wasn’t there yet.

The goal of the game is to hit the ball into the opponents side of the court. If they are unable to hit the ball before if bounces back then you win the point. You just can’t hit the ball too far or you lose the point, too low, or too far to the side. That really limits your options but most tennis games do a pretty good job of letting you in control without hitting the ball out of bounds the whole time. In a way it’s ambitious of the game to not put any safety into the controls. If you hold right too hard then you will hit it out. In most games you have to try really hard to hit it out of bounds. It’s just that this makes it very difficult for you to actually play for any stretch of time. The only shot that seems to work is hitting the ball to the middle of the court and the computer always seems to hit those back anyway.

I did get a few points from when he would occasionally miss but it wasn’t very often at all. Typically the computer would just come back swinging and demolish me. You’ve also got to react quickly or try to predict the next play because you can’t run to the shot fast enough if you wait to see it. The computer will drop a quick ball near the front which falls almost immediately. The key is to just run on instinct but of course that ends up backfiring if he does a normal shot. The whole thing just feels futile at times, but I’m sure there is a trick. Games aren’t made to be unwinnable and people found ways to claim victory somehow. I just wasn’t able to figure out just how to do this.

In terms of graphics the game isn’t bad. It’s pretty much par for the course and while it won’t be making a case for best looking SNES game, there are definitely worse titles than this one. The game makes sure that you can see the tennis ball at all times and the court looks pretty reasonable. All in all I’d say that the graphics are the least of this game’s problems.

Even though this game is free I just don’t see you playing it for very long. After you play a few games they’ll all basically feel the same. The lack of variety isn’t surprising but with the gameplay at this level it becomes a bigger issue. You could just go and buy a newer tennis game for a dollar or two and that would go a long way.

Overall, Super Tennis definitely fell way below expectations. It’s hard to even call it a fun Tennis game because it just didn’t have good gameplay. Solid gameplay is a must for a title like this and you never feel like you’re n control. I wasn’t able to even take a single game out of all the sets I played against the CPU. That was definitely not my best moment. There is one more Super sport coming up in this collection so I’ll definitely be trying that one soon. I assume it’ll beat this one but I suppose we’ll find out soon enough.

Overall 4/10