Hedorah vs Howard Aguello




Suggested by Destroyer Hedorah is back and now he’s here to try and take Howard down as well. Howard has a gun so at least he’s packing heat, but that won’t be enough to take down Hedorah. Hedorah just completely dominates Howard in all relevant combat categories. He can just fall down on Howard and that would end the match in an instant. I’m sorry Howard, but it’s just not your day. Hedorah wins.

Hedorah vs Chunk




Suggested by Destroyer Hedorah is definitely one of the strongest Kaiju out there although he doesn’t get the hype that you’d expect. He was clobbering Godzilla when they fought and he’s gonna clobber the Chunk even quicker. Chunk has no attacks that can actually hurt this Kaiju so the fight will be over as soon as it has begun. You can’t mess with the Smog Monster! Hedorah wins.

JP vs Chunk




Suggested by Destroyer The Chunk is one of those guys who has fought quite a lot on the blog, but he isn’t particularly skilled or powerful. Honestly there are a great deal of characters who could take him down without breaking a sweat. JP is one of those. When he’s one with his Digimon he has far too much power and speed at his disposal to be stopped. Chunk’s diamonds just won’t be enough to make a difference here. JP wins.

Sonic vs ROB



Suggested by Sonic Sonic’s a pretty fast guy. Lets not forget that he’s the one who ended the whole Subspace war single handily. ROB would be wise to just stay out of his way. That being said, he does have a lot of long range options and should be able to cause Sonic a little discomfort. I don’t think the victor will ever be in doubt here, but at least ROB can make things interesting until Sonic gets bored and ends this. Sonic wins.

Diddy Kong vs Kirby



Suggested by Sonic Diddy has returned, but he won’t fare any better in this match. Kirby has the ability to copy the techniques of anyone he eats. He’s done that to many foes in the past and has a whole lot of options to choose from. Even without any abilities he already has more strength than Diddy possesses. Diddy Kong’s only got his athletic skill to back him up and that won’t do much against Kirby’s impressive speed. Kirby wins.

Diddy Kong vs Ness



Suggested by Sonic Diddy Kong has a lot of bananas at his disposal, but they won’t do much against Ness and his psychic powers. Ness can use his TK abilities to hold Diddy in place as he launches a PK flash. He can also just take the offensive by using his elemental spells until Diddy goes down. Diddy doesn’t have a lot of options in this match. He’s athletic enough to dodge a good number of attacks and yet he isn’t fast enough to completely get away from them either. This leads to him being in a really bad place where he is doomed either way. Ness wins.

Lucas vs Entei



Suggested by Sonic Lucas is back, but now he’s taking on one of the legendary Pokemon of Johto. Entei’s fire attacks are very powerful and he’s also pretty quick. Lucas can defend himself from long range options using his PK absorption, but he has no answer for Entei’s close quarter attacks. Lucas will be able to put up a fight, but ultimately I don’t think he’ll have enough of an edge to stay on top. Entei wins.

Rope Snake vs Lucas



Suggested by Sonic Rope Snake makes his debut on the blog! This snake has had a pretty tough time of it, but always tries hard with any task. That won’t be enough to stop Lucas though. Lucas has mastery over many different PK powers and has grown into a talented fighter. A quick PK freeze should be enough to stop this snake in his tracks. Rope Snake can tether pretty well, but that won’t help for dodging. Lucas wins.

FIFA 14 Review


It’s time to look at an old FIFA game. I would say a “modern” one but at this point 2014 feels like a long time ago. I don’t have a lot of experience with FIFA, but I’m a little better at it than I am at MLB. At the very least I keep the games close. It’s definitely a fun title, but certainly one that you will enjoy a whole lot more if you are actually good at it. Knowing how to make the plays that you want to achieve simply makes for a world of difference here.

There are a bunch of different modes. I imagine that you will spend most of your time in Franchise mode ordinarily. After all, that’s where you get to really learn and grow with your team. If you can’t get the hang of the controls for a while you’ll start out with some bad records, but eventually you’ll be able to completely flip that. I don’t really have enough time to do all of that, but it’s always a great mode for any sport. Beyond that you can also run drills, practice, Go online and play, or a bunch of other options. There is no shortage of modes and content here.

As for the gameplay, it seems pretty good. it’s definitely one of those games where it’ll take a while to actually master the controls. There’s a lot to them and you can’t really skate by on just doing the easy controls. You’ll really need to apply yourself here. For example, I played a few games, but couldn’t score a single goal. I just can’t get close enough to take a realistic shot, it’s crazy. On the other side though, I didn’t allow any goals to be scored in most of the games. (They did score on me once) So…either the goal keeper is just OP here or I need more training. I imagine that it’s the latter because otherwise the FIFA games wouldn’t be nearly as big as they are now. I felt more confident than in Baseball since I’m at least not getting blown out, but at the same time you can’t win without scoring right?

The graphics are certainly solid as always. EA doesn’t hold back in that area. As always in the sport games the music isn’t all that memorable, but it seems to be pretty fast and fitting for the sport. On a technical level the game is quite good and the gameplay is solid as well so I have no real complaints. The only thing really hurting the score is the fact that the game won’t be incredibly fun until you get good at it and you also have to love the sport. If you think about it, technically you’re going to be going through the same motions in every match. That’s true for many games of course, but it does emphasize how much you need to like the gameplay in order to go through with it. Otherwise it would just become a chore by the end and you don’t want that.

To date the best Soccer game has definitely been Mario Strikers. It took a more arcade style look at the sport with simplified controls but still hitting all of the right mechanics. It’s a game that holds up well today and I think FIFA could learn a thing or two from it. FIFA is of course going for a Soccer Simulation style as it’s very realistic but I think it could loosen up on the mechanics a bit. Make the ball go in more precise locations instead of just anywhere and that would help with the shooting. Of course, this is something that would help casual FIFA players like me while professional gamers would likely not like having their experience go to waste so it’s definitely a mixed proposal. I’ll definitely still be buying the next FIFA games once the price is reasonable so it doesn’t make much of a difference to me, but I do think it would be a way for the series to get to the next step.

Currently from the big EA titles I’d rank them as Madden>NBA>FIFA>NHL>MLB>PGA. If we threw Tennis in there then it would be third after NBA. In general those are the 3 games that are way above the others. Starting with FIFA they just aren’t as interesting. Put it this way, Madden is a 9 star series and NBA/Tennis are 8 stars. FIFA is a 7 and the others range from 6 to 3. There’s probably a strong correlation to how I enjoy the real life sports too I suppose.

Overall, FIFA 14 definitely continues the series off well. I look forward to playing some of the other FIFA games I have in the backlog but haven’t played yet. They’ll all be older, but that doesn’t mean that they can’t be even better. The more I play them the better I should get so that could help plus sometimes the older games had simpler controls which is also important to notice. It’s the opposite of fighting games where they’ve gotten a little simpler over the years. (Although in some cases that’s been a good thing like with Super Smash and Street Fighter) Whether you’ve played a previous FIFA game or not you should be able to jump in pretty quick here as long as you know how the sport works. Actually winning a game is a completely different discussion though. For that you’re gonna need to practice your shooting for quite a while and that’s no easy feat.

Overall 7/10