5 Ways Nintendo can fix the Switch Online Service


Nintendo has historically been known as the greatest video game company out there. Certainly they have a lot of great titles. The consistency and unchanging nature of their games is part of why they’re an easy pick for starting someone off on their first console. You know what to expect and the games are pretty high quality. That being said, they have their share of weaknesses though. A big one if their online services. For years Nintendo has lagged behind the other companies. At least they had the excuse that their online product as free though. Now you do have to pay for it so that makes the issue all that much worse. Let’s look at 5 things they can do to fix their online.

1. Make it Free

This is the most unlikely option of course but it is one that would solve a lot of the issues. The online would be terrible compared to the competitors but since you wouldn’t be paying for it you probably wouldn’t mind a whole lot. When things are free you tend to cut them some slack because you aren’t losing anything. Nintendo also doesn’t really need to charge for much. They opted not to go for dedicated servers anyway and their NES/SNES Online catalogue is basically just a bunch of emulators that anyone can download for free online. As such we know that the space for these is tiny and it doesn’t take a whole lot of power to have them online. Still let’s look at more realistic options.

2. Use dedicated servers

This is an easy one. If you boot up a Sony or Microsoft game right now and head online you can expect to have close to 0 lag in your matches. That’s because the connection isn’t peer to peer so even if one of your opponents has a terrible online system it won’t affect your match. Compare that to Nintendo where if one player has a bad connection it will mess it up for everyone. That’s pretty inexcusable. Lag completely ruins an online experience when it’s at its worse. Input Lag can be crazy to deal with and normal lag is just as bad when it comes to trying to nail a solid combo. Nintendo’s really got to shape up in this area because it is very noticeable at this point.

3. Time to add GameCube Online

This is a big one, the GameCube needs to be online. There are too many crazy amazing games for them to not be here. I’m guessing Nintendo wants to make us pay 60 bucks for an HD Remaster but that’s not the play here. Putting these games online would be hype and it’s not like Nintendo would have time to port all of them either way. Give us a few big ones like Mario Sunshine and Melee. If those are going to get remasters then give us Pokémon Colosseum and F Zero GX. Either way GameCube games are a huge jump from the level of quality and replay value of the current titles. The NES and SNES games are fun to be sure but they are also very short. Adding in GameCube will really be the ticket to get people buying the online pass. I dare say you could even skip N64 and go back to it later. GameCube is what the people want and trust me, it would definitely go a long ways to getting Nintendo’s online into the big leagues.

4. Time to get Leaderboards

This is a big one that all of the other consoles have. We need some kind of online rankings here. Whether it is through trophies, achievements, or something else it would be immensely helpful. It would also be an extra incentive to get online if that was the only way to see your position. It’s always fun to try and get everything so this would also greatly help the replay value of all the Switch games. It’s never too late to start and this would be a good addition. It’s also worth adding into individual games like Super Smash Bros should have had this at launch along with a few other online features. This editorial is more about general Nintendo Online though so I’m just giving it a small nod here. In general the Switch needs some kind of ranking system.

5. Miscellaneous free stuff

Finally, we just need more freebies. Xbox and PlayStation give you random AAA games for free at times, backgrounds, and other perks. When’s the last time you got anything for free from Nintendo? At best they give you times freebies like ARMS and Mario Tennis which you get to play for a little while and then it’s gone forever. That barely counts as a freebie because you can’t keep it. No sir, I want a freebie that I can actually keep for the long haul. Even small things like new layouts, Switch backgrounds, emblems, etc would go a long way. You need to give people something, by not giving any freebies it definitely makes us feel bad. It’s like Nintendo just isn’t looking out for us. It wouldn’t take very long at all. Nintendo’s track record with reward programs is pretty bad though, I still remember how bad Club Nintendo’s rewards were for a long time.

In short, Nintendo needs to shape up on their online offerings. It is totally within their ability to do so if they really apply themselves. Until they fix these things they will continue to get mocked by everyone all the time. Even recently Super Smash couldn’t make the cut for EVO in large part because the servers are so bad. Make no mistake, that’s absolutely the big reason why it was cut. It’s a shame because it would have been good for everyone to have seen the state it is in on the big screen. That would have been the best chance to get Nintendo to change something ASAP. That boat has sailed though.

Protege vs Taskmaster




Suggested by jordypresto0418 It’s time for a battle of two fighters who can both copy abilities. Many fighters who have such a useful ability end up being pretty high tier. Just look as Bass EXE or Amazo after all. Task Master is limited to copying technique though while Protoge copies actual abilities which gives him the edge. Taskmaster is definitely the better close combat fighter, but ultimately he would not be able to stand up to Protege’s pure energy output and durability. Taskmaster would be out of luck here. Protege wins.

Ronan The Accuser vs Lucifer




Suggested by Sonic Lucifer is pretty powerful and has given Ghost Rider a run for his money a few times back in the day. That said, he’s not quite ready to take on Ronan. Ronan’s taken on powerful opponents like the Hulk and Thor in the past. Physically I’d give him the edge over Lucifer and his hammer also grants him even more of an advantage. A single swing of that hammer can deal massive damage and Lucifer has no weapon equivalent on his side. Ronan The Accuser wins.

Lugia vs Aang




Suggested by Sonic Lugia is a proud Pokemon and a pretty powerful legendary. While he has definitely been eclipsed by many other Pokemon over the years he has still proven himself to be a force that should be feared. He can fly at high speeds and has all of the energy attacks he needs at his disposal. Aang’s wind won’t slow him down much at all and his other elemental abilities just won’t be able to get the job done. Lugia is simply more powerful and also faster. Lugia wins.

Mr Game and Watch vs Gardevoir




Suggested by Sonic Gardevoir is a pretty powerful Pokemon and one that can even mega evolve. Her psychic powers will be far too great for Game and Watch to really do much of anything. He can change shapes and use some foods but none of those could break through Gardevoir’s barriers. Meanwhile Gardevoir just needs a few good energy blasts to end this fight. Her arsenal is quite large and the difference in power is unimaginable. Gardevoir wins.

Sharktopus vs Cheep Cheep




Suggested by Sonic I like a good Cheep Cheep and they can turn giant. That said, they don’t have much in the way of attacks while the Sharktopus can stab away at anyone who even gets close. There aren’t many options for the fish in this fight except for a quick escape. If anything his size will just make him a bigger target here since it’s not like he can do a whole lot to escape this upcoming onslaught. Sharktopus wins.

Jubilee vs Loki




Suggested by Sonic Jubilee is a pretty fun X-Men character and she’s a decent fighter. She even became a vampire at one point which did increase her abilities quite a bit. All that being said, she isn’t quite ready to deal with Loki. Loki’s magical abilities are pretty insane and with a single shot he could blast through her sparkles. Loki’s array of spells and abilities are pretty vast so he tends to have an answer for every situation. Loki wins.

Alex Rider vs Howard Aguello




Suggested by Destroyer Howard is back but now he’s up against Alex. Alex Rider may not have the strongest gadgets out there, but he does have some good gun skills and even hand to hand combat. In a fight between gun fighters it can always go either way, but at least Alex has professional training so he would be able to dodge any possible counter strikes a lot easier than Howard. I’d put my money on Alex landing the first big hit and one shot is all he needs. Alex Rider wins.

Status Quo vs Howard Aguello




Suggested by Destroyer It’s time for Howard to take the stage. This guy’s definitely ready to claim victory as well. Status Quo and Howard both never got to really do a whole lot in the comics, but HOward quickly identified himself as more of a threat. The guy did rob someone and even tried to escape the Punisher. Status Quo really just yelled a lot from a distance and once the heroes caught him the guy surrendered without a real fight. Howard Aguello wins.

Status Quo vs Luke Benson




Suggested by Destroyer The Status Quo is a man of ideals but he doesn’t have a lot of skills. In fact, I don’t believe the man has even used a gun before. That’s bad news for him. Luke isn’t really a fighter either, but he does have a gun at the ready so automatically that gives him a pretty big edge in this fight. You can’t really hope to win a fight when your opponent has the weapon like that unless you have some kind of special abilities or plot armor on your side. Luke Benson wins.