Double Dragon II: The Revenge Review


It’s tome to look at the sequel to the original Double Dragon. Double Dragon II is a pretty solid followup that handles everything just as good as the first game except for a slightly weaker story experience. At the same time it doesn’t give us any crazy loop levels this time. (Still can’t believe the first one did this) So I’d say that this does beat the original game. It’s really got all the hype you could want from a classic NES game and is a fun way to spend around 30-40 minutes.

The plot of the game is definitely a lot darker than the first one. Instead of being kidnapped, the main heroine is murdered by an opposing gang this time around. The heroes decide to avenge her and head off to destroy the gangs. This will be difficult though as the villains heavily outnumber them by hundreds of fighters. That’s not enough to set these guys back but they’ve also got to find the main hideout which will be tricky. Fortunately they have a lot of henchmen to beat up and one of them ought to know where the villains are. From there it is just a matter of finding the right one.

So I was pretty surprised at the story. I mean, it just seemed really intense for back in the day. That being said, towards the end of the game they start hinting that the heroine is actually alive. We seemingly hear her voice after all. Unfortunately the game cuts out before you can get there. I guess there’s some kind of trick to actually facing the final boss or maybe it’s a difficulty level thing. How the game ended on my playthrough is you fight a shadow clone of yourself. It’s always fun to do that but I never liked the idea of the game hiding the final level behind another difficulty. Cmon, you should let me actually get the ending. Having a bonus for people playing higher difficulties makes sense, but make it in the form of a post game or something instead of cutting out my ending. I thought that was uncalled for.

As for the gameplay, it’s your classic 2D beat em up. You have to keep fighting through scores of enemies in order to beat the level. A lot of them are big bruisers this time so definitely time your punches right or you’ll eat a counter worth a ton of damage. There isn’t much to the controls so you should know how to play the whole thing straightaway without any real problem. That being said, the ninjas will still be a pain to deal with. They move incredibly fast and are constantly jumping. They also like to throw things at you once in a while and I don’t know what the proper strategy is to deal with them. They definitely caused me a ton of restarts and rewinds so these guys are definitely serious business. They were actually even tougher than the bosses to be honest.

The graphics are pretty fun. There is a noticeable improvement which is always good to see. The character designs and stage layouts are all pretty fun. Then when it comes to the soundtrack it’s pretty pleasant. I can’t really say that it’s memorable though but I’d say that the important thing is that it’s not distracting in a bad way. A good soundtrack should enhance the experience and I’d say that it does even if only slightly. The game’s fairly short also so it’s not like you got to experience it for very long. You’ll be through the game in no time.

There isn’t really much replay value though. I suppose if you picked the wrong settings or something then you will need to play the ending again. I’d look up why you don’t get the real ending before you play the game though just to save yourself some time. If it is that you have to beat the game twice no matter what they that’s really forced to try and make the length better. I never support that kind of practice, it just seems a bit underhanded to me. You shouldn’t force people to play your game a lot through gimmicks like that.

Overall, Double Dragon II really shows you what a sequel is supposed to be all about. It grabs the positives from the first game and erases the big negative I had with it. All of the levels here are pretty linear and you don’t have to worry about the game trying to trick you. It’s all about just using your skills here and fighting with great speed and precision. So long as you do that then you’ll be okay. I’m slowly but surely making my way through all of these classic NES games. I think this may have been the last full fighting game left though so it’ll be missed.

Overall 6/10

Pokémon Super Mystery Dungeon Stats and Records

Stats time!

Play Time 16h 41m

Species 55/270
Connected 55
Rank Bronze

Pokemon Stats (Level)

Terry 23
Sylveon 26
Vulpix 24
Axew 23
Salamence 50
Azumarill 28
Azurill 26
Raichu 24
Keldeo 41
Wynaut 29
Primeape 31
Politoad 32
Bellossom 38
Maractus 28
Meloetta 43
Vivillon 30
Spinda 36
Buneary 27
Virizion 42
Cubone 26
Clefairy 28
Machamp 31
Druddigon 30
Binacle 23
Helioptile 27
Goodra 50
Ludicolo 28
Charizard 38
Seviper 35
Cherrim 30
Pansear 21
Smeargle 32
Smoochum 29
Flaffy 36
Furret 37
Fearow 32
Gabite 30
Drilbur 33
Bisharp 53
Sneasel 27
Whiscash 34
Alakazam 56
Tyranitar 55
Pachirisu 29
Munchlax 23
Marshtomp 27
Petilil 33
Dragonite 55
Emolga 33
Dunsparce 34
Bayleef 25

King Ghidorah vs Jack Frost




Suggested by Destroyer King Ghidorah is back for one last hurrah and now it’s against the well known Jack Frost. Ice seems to be a big problem for Kaiju so Jack has that up his sleeve but ultimately his power output just isn’t high enough. King Ghidorah can easily break through any kind of attack that Jack tries to dish out and it won’t even be close. King Ghidorah is just on a whole different level and he just needs a single attack to win. Jack is fast, but he will definitely tire before Ghidorah does. King Ghidorah wins.

King Ghidorah vs Egghead 2




Suggested by Destroyer Egghead 2 is a robot who can fly a bit and has some telepathy. Honestly his powers aren’t that impressive and the guy is also not very smart which is really a bad combination if you ask me. There’s nothing he can really hope to do against Ghidorah and that will ensure his quick defeat. Ghidorah won’t really have to do anything special in order to win this round. Really all he needs to do is show up and land a solid hit or two. That will be enough to put Egghead 2 down for the count. King Ghidorah wins.

King Ghidorah vs Egghead




Suggested by Destroyer Egghead is a genius but he is in a universe where there was many geniuses who are simply smarter than him which puts the guy in a pretty rough spot. He’s always been outshined since day 1 and I don’t really see that changing anytime soon. He won’t be able to keep up with King Ghidorah for very long. His strongest lasers may be able to deal some damage, but Ghidorah’s lasers will definitely finish him off a lot sooner. Egghead has no real durability. King Ghidorah wins.

King Ghidorah vs Roulette




Suggested by Destroyer Roulette has powers over luck and she can control mini energy discs. Unfortunately for her these discs aren’t very powerful and it takes her a lot of focus to keep them active. That really just won’t do against someone like King Ghidorah. Ghidorah can lay waste to the planet and a single hit would be enough to take her out of the picture. As quick as Roulette is that just spells bad news for her. You can only dodge attacks for so long before ultimately going down. King Ghidorah wins.

King Ghidorah vs Roulette (DC)




Suggested by Destroyer Roulette is a skilled entrepreneur who did a good job of kidnapping pretty powerful DC characters. That said, she did this with tech and not physically. She has no real powers and being a good hand to hand fighter is not nearly enough to take down a Kaiju. King Ghidorah can just keep firing off his energy blasts and eventually one of them will land. Roulette really has no good defense against such a strategy and will ultimately end up going down. This is not a fight she can win. King Ghidorah wins.

Freddy Krueger vs Man Bat




Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty close fight. Man Bat has some super strength and speed at his disposal but not much else. Freddy has some mild strength but Man Bat does outclass him there. Where things get tricky is Freddy once merged with a demonic being which gave him the power to shoot fire blasts which were strong enough to destroy small buildings in a single shot. Mix that in with his regenerative abilities and I don’t believe Man Bat could take him down before getting burned. Freddy Krueger wins.

Thunder Birdo vs Ramrod




Suggested by Sonic Thunder Birdo is a pretty cool fighter, but there’s no way he will last long against Ramrod here. Ramrod has gone toe to toe with Captain Marvel and Spider-Man in the past. Thunder Birdo’s attacks likely won’t do almost any real damage to him. On the other side, Ramrod could probably down the villain with a quick punch or two. The gap in their abilities is huge and it’s just hard to win in a fight that is so lopsided. Ramrod wins.

Franklin Richards vs X Man




Suggested by Sonic This is a pretty close battle. Both of these fighters have pretty similar techniques and are considered very high tier in the Marvel universe. Franklin has energy blasts, a ton of solid inventions and a sharp intellect. On the other hand X Man is more of a brawler but does have SSS rank telepathic abilities at his disposal as well. It’s a pretty close fight and I think this one could go either way. Ultimately I will have to go with Franklin though. His intellect will help him resist X Man’s telepathic attacks and if you boil this down to who has better energy based abilities than Richards has the edge. Franklin Richards wins.