Touhou Kobuto V: Burst Battle Review


It’s time to look at a fighting game that I didn’t really know even existed until I tried it. The Touhou Kobuto series seems fun enough. I enjoyed the Bullet Hell game they came out with as well. The characters all like to have a good time so the plot isn’t really life or death. It’s more like the characters all enjoy a good fight so they use any excuse to beat each other up. A fighting game makes perfect sense for the universe.

So the game starts out with one of the Shrine Goddesses realizing that fewer people are coming to pray for her. She finds out that this is because of a rumor that she is going around attacking people with another vicious god. The heroine decides to go find out how these rumors started and her best bet is to find the other goddess who is supposed to be her partner. Along the way she will have to beat up a bunch of other characters who are doing their best to be as unhelpful as possible.

The plot isn’t fairly large but it’s still fun. You’ll quickly get a handle on the various personalities at play here and each character has an Arcade Mode. Interestingly the game doesn’t let you pick which character you want to play as. You have to beat the story modes in a specific order. You get an achievement every time you beat the game. The arcade mode is only around 6 battles long so you’ll be acing them before you know it. The average battle may last 2-3 minutes although it depends on how aggressively you fight the opponents of course. If you want to beat the game with all of the characters then it should last 2-3 hours I’d say.

That makes for a fairly short game, but you don’t really expect a long campaign in a fighting game. This is more about playing with friends and such. A good fighting game only needs to rely on gameplay and that’s what this one is going for. All of the characters have pretty diverse movesets and you’ll quickly have to find out who your favorite one is. This game is a 3D fighter so you can run around the arena and even fly for a limited time. You have 3 main attacks. These are your standard, power, and scatter shot moves. You can also beat people up in hand to hand combat if you get close and then try to use the standard move. This makes for a lot of different attack options which is good since it definitely opens up the gameplay quite a bit. I certainly tried a lot of different combinations myself although by the end I found that standard is always the best. You can also aim it up by holding either L1 or L2. This does massive damage.

The gameplay is definitely rock solid. It’s not going to win any awards for beating titles like Tenkaichi 3 or Ultimate Ninja Storm but it’s a level of gameplay that can hold its own no matter what the competition is. The graphics also look pretty solid. The illustrations are good and there is a good amount of detail in the character designs and stages. You really can’t go wrong here. The soundtrack is not quite as impressive though. You probably won’t remember any of the themes by the time you complete the game because they’re all basically the same. I would have liked to have seen some rock themes or something here.

In terms of replay value, the game does have some content although I wouldn’t say a ton of it. Once you beat the game with everyone you can try score attack or some other modes. At the end of the day the vs mode is what’ll need to keep you. Technically that would equate to almost limitless replay value so long as there are opponents to fight. The gameplay will have to be the main incentive because there aren’t really any big unlockables here. You can choose to buy more characters on the EShop though which is always a tempting offer for big fans.

I hope they eventually make the giant head at the end of the game playable. That’s the kind of joke character that would bring some extra life into the game. You gotta admit that the character has a ton of potential and she is what made the story so much fun. Whenever she starts spinning around and shooting the giant energy blast you know things were going to get real. I don’t think the game should charge for too many characters though. Titles like FighterZ and Super Smash can get away with it because we all want the new characters, but Touhou Kobuto? I don’t think the series is quite big enough where everyone would be paying top dollar to grab em all.

Overall, Touhou Kobuto is a fun game. I do think it would have benefited from a little more story content or a larger character roster though. The roster is surprisingly small for a current gen game. If the title had gone for either option it would have been able to add an extra star to its score. Nonetheless it is still a very fun game. It’s the kind of title you could whip out at parties for a little fun and to shock everyone who likely don’t even know that it exists. The game is best in short doses though as it just doesn’t have the same lasting appeal as other fighting games.

Overall 7/10

Dr Manhattan vs Melkor




Suggested by Sonic Dr Manhattan has always thought of himself as a super powerful individual, but when you really think about it he just doesn’t stand a chance against Melkor. Melkor has proven himself to be just as mighty and even more so since he actually fights. Melkor can turn giant, he can fire off elemental blasts, create force fields, etc. There’s nothing Dr Manhattan can do that Melkor can’t counter and surpass. In a straight fight between these two I don’t expect it’ll even be all that close. Melkor wins.

Harry Potter vs Sauron (LOTR)




Suggested by Sonic Sauron rarely ever gets to fight, but a little known fact is that he actually showed up in the Shadows of War game with some good feats. In that title Sauron got to show off his super speed, fire abilities, elemental powers, and sword skills. Harry Potter is good, but Sauron is just way too fast to get hit. I wish we could have seen Sauron fight like this in the movies. I guarantee you that everyone would take him a lot more seriously. Sauron (LOTR) wins.

Mandarin vs Liu Kang




Suggested by Sonic The Mandarin has a lot of tricks with his rings. They’ve all got different elemental abilities and when combined together they make for absolutely disastrous results. I’d like to see Liu Kang really try to handle such a fighter. Liu Kang’s martial arts will take him far and he does have some elemental abilities at his disposal, but he’s not at a high enough level to win this fight. When Mandarin gets serious he will be able to dish out more attacks than Kang can counter. Mandarin wins.

Slashman vs Fridgeman




Suggested by Sonic Fridgeman is not one of the more talented fighters out there. He tends to panic quite a bit and I doubt this match would go any differently. Slashnman certainly has a very fierce design so that wouldn’t help the ice navi’s confidence. He would be intimidated almost instantly and that would be it for his chances of victory. You simply can’t win when you’re scared out of your mind and Slashman would completely overwhelm him with speed. Slashman wins.

Cheep Cheep vs Gloomba




Suggested by Sonic Gloomba always seemed like an underused Mario villain to me. There’s a whole lot you can do with the concept of an evil Goomba. The normal ones seem innocent enough while these guys pack a punch. That being said, I’d give Cheep Cheep the edge. They can keep slamming into Gloomba and the huge ones are quite large. They could very well swallow the Gloomba whole. Nothing the minion can do against a technique like that. Cheep Cheep wins.

Black Manta vs Mr Hyde




Suggested by Destroyer Mr Hyde is a pretty annoying and weak character in most incarnations. Black Manta would easily crush him if not for the fact that Mr Hyde is quite powerful in Marvel. He has gone toe to toe with Thor on several occasions and also took on Ghost Rider. Black Manta is a lot faster and has great weapons, but they really won’t be able to do a whole lot of damage to Hyde. This is one fight where I just can’t see Manta being able to outlast his opponent. Mr Hyde wins.

Black Manta vs Stilt Man




Suggested by Destroyer Black Manta has returned and now he is up against the classic Stilt Man. Stilt Man has defeated Goliath back in the day and taken on powerful foes like Thor and She Hulk so we shouldn’t underestimate him. That being said, he is not quite ready to take down Black Manta. For one thing, Stilt Man’s suit is rather limited and doesn’t give him a lot of speed. Manta can take advantage of this with run and gun techniques. His lasers will also take their toll on this villain. Black Manta wins.

Black Manta vs Tiny Tina




Suggested by Destroyer Tiny Tina has a lot of explosives at the ready, but Black Manta has the superior technology. There’s really not a whole lot that she can hope to do to stop him. Manta will have her number from the start of the encounter. He is faster and a single laser would win the day since Tina doesn’t really have anything in the way of defense. This is where a good suit of armor could have come in handy for her, but alas it was not to be. Black Manta wins.

Black Manta vs Leap Frog




Suggested by Destroyer Black Manta is one of the cooler Aquaman characters and his portrayal in the recent Aquaman film really helped to introduce him to more people. Leap Frog hasn’t really had a chance to shine in the same way, but I like to think that the character has potential. It’s buried quite deep into the character, but it’s still there all the same. The problem is that in a fight the Leap Frog really stands no chance here. All he can do is jump. Black Manta wins.